Jackle: *running around screaming* WAAAAAAAHHH! LTP'S GONE! NOW WHO AM I GONNA PRANK THE OTHERS WITH!?
Reala: JACKLE, CALM DOWN! She's not gone forever, she was just too busy to come in today.
Jackle: *suddenly calm* Huh? Then where is she?
NiGHTS: LTP said she had to help her mother cook and clean for Thanksgiving, so she left me in charge again.
Reala: Doesn't she have a part in this one?
NiGHTS: *holds up tape recorder* She prerecorded her part ahead of time. Now let's get this show on the road!
*NiGHTS' phone rings*
NiGHTS: *answers* Hello? NiGHTS here.
LTP: You forgot the disclaimer NiGHTS. *hangs up*
Reala: ... How does she do that?
*Reala's phone rings*
Reala: *answers* Reala speaking.
LTP: My secret is shut up. *hangs up*
NiGHTS and Reala: ...
Jackle: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie.
NIR MOVIE 2
(opens at the Dream Gate)
Reala: I baked you a pie! *holds up pie*
NiGHTS: Oh boy! What flavor?
Reala: PIE FLAVOR!
*Nightopian flies out of the pie holding a smaller pie*
{~~~}
Claris: I like singing!
Will: I like Soccer!
Chamelon: I like trains. *gets hit by train*
{~~~}
Jackle: Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling.
*Elliot looks up to find the word 'Gullible' on the ceiling*
Elliot: So it d-awww you stole my Ideya.
*camera zooms out to show Jackle holding some Idyea*
{~~~}
Reala: Die Nightopian!
Nightopian: *wearing sunglasses and holding up a gun* Not today!
{~~~}
Wizeman: Ha ha! They said I could never teach a Shleep to drive!
Shleep: *Makes scared noise while driving a car*
Wizeman: NO, SHLEEP, NOOOOOOO!
*Shleep drives off of a cliff*
{~~~}
Jackle: Doctor, I think I may be a homosexual!
Nightmaren Doctor: How can you tell?
Jackle: *pukes out rainbow*
Random Voice: RAINBOWS!
{~~~}
Reala: What are you? A man, or a mouse?
*camera cuts to Queen Bella*
{~~~}
NiGHTS: Hey, kids! I brought you some cookies!
Helen, Claris, Will, and Elliot: *screaming and grabbing for cookies*
*camera pans over*
Chamelon: I like trains.
*everyone goes silent and stares at Chamelon*
Chamelon: *gets hit by a train*
{~~~}
*picture of an asteroid with text appearing as it is said*
LTP: Gulpo the Moon Fish!
Gulpo: How did I get here?
LTP: *in lower voice* The end.
{~~~}
Donbalon: *holding a book, laughing* I can't read.
{~~~}
Puffy: Kitten Fight!
Girania: No wait! I'm allergic to adorable-ness!
*Girania gets hit in the face by one of Bomamba's cats*
Girania: *staring at Bomamba's cat* Awww...
*camera cuts to Girania's grave*
{~~~}
Wizeman: What are you up to, son?
Chamelon: I like trains.
Wizeman: *laughs* Yes you do. *stares at the camera*
{~~~}
Punk Visitor: *to Reala* You know who's gay? Y-
*both get hit by a train*
{~~~}
Will: *holding bagel* I can't wait to eat this bagel!
Elliot: *arms folded* Yes you can.
Will: Yeah... I guess you're right.
NiGHTS: Well that's it for today.
*Octopaw flies in*
NiGHTS: *loud gasp* OCTOPAW! MUST! CHASE!
*NiGHTS flies after Octopaw and out of the room*
Reala: What?! NiGHTS, get back here!
*Reala flies out after NiGHTS*
Jackle: Ooh, what's in here?
*Jackle goes through a door labeled 'Hall of Universes'*
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