NiGHTS into Randomness

by Lady Twilight Prime

Watch and be prepared to laugh your ass off as NiGHTS, Jackle, Reala, and all of your favorite Nightmaren act out some of the funniest videos on the internet! Feel free to send in your suggestions! LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDSNDAY! On temporary hiatus until further notice.

26. Twelve Days of Nightmare

Disclaimer: I don't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following Christmas Carols, the only thing I own is my rendition of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'.

Warning: This chapter contains heavily implied sexual content. Reader discretion is advised.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas - NiGHTS Edition

(opens on the stage in Memory Forest, which has been decorated for the holidays, where everyone prepares to sing their part. Everyone is decked out in Christmas colors and 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' starts playing)

LTP: ~On the first day of Christmas, I found in the dream world, an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the second day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the third day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

NiGHTS: *holds up Dolphin, Rocket & Dragon Personas* ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the fourth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the fifth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the sixth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the seventh day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the eighth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Puffy: ~Eight hours of singing~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the ninth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Bomamba: ~Nine fluffy kittens~

Puffy: ~Eight hours of singing~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya Spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the tenth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

Clawz: ~Ten mouse bombs burning~

Bomamba: ~Nine fluffy kittens~

Puffy: ~Eight hours of singing~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: *juggling the Personas* ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the eleventh day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

All second level Nightmaren: ~Eleven second levels~

Clawz: ~Ten mouse bombs burning~

Bomamba: ~Nine fluffy kittens~

Puffy: ~Eight hours of singing~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

LTP: ~And an Owl at the Dream Gate!~

Owl: Hoo!

LTP: ~On the twelfth day of Christmas, I found in the dream world~

NiGHTS: ~Twelve Nightopians flying~

All second level Nightmaren: ~Eleven second levels~

Clawz: ~Ten mouse bombs burning~

Bomamba: ~Nine fluffy kittens~

Puffy: ~Eight hours of singing~

Jackle: ~Seven rounds of Poker~

Wizeman: ~Six hands of evil~

Everyone: ~Five Ideya spheres!~

Claris, Elliot, Will, & Helen: ~Four Visitors~

NiGHTS: ~Three Persona masks~

NiGHTS and Reala: ~Two first level 'Maren~

Everyone: ~AND AN OWL AT THE DREAM GATE!~

Owl: HOO!

LTP: OK everyone! That's a wrap! Now everyone go and rest up. We'll meet up again in a few hours for the Christmas party!

*later at the Christmas party*

LTP: *holding a Champaign glass* Ok everyone, thank you all for coming to the Christmas party! As most of you know, I hate public speaking, so I'll make this quick. To prevent the event of someone getting hurt due to drunk flying, I've rigged all the doors and windows with devices that'll lock said door or window if you're too drunk. If you're not sober enough to fly home, there are several rooms to crash in overnight. Now with that being said, LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!

*LTP throws her Champaign glass on the ground and chugs it straight from a nearby bottle. Everyone cheers and the party begins*

(later)

*LTP walks around wearing a tie around her head, Rambo style*

LTP: Has anyone seen NiGHTS, or Reala for that matter? Haven't seen or heard from those two since NiGHTS started twerking against Reala.

Chamelon: *wearing a lamp shade on his head* I think Jackle locked them in a closet.

LTP: 'Kay, thanks Chamelon.

Chamelon: No prob. *tries to walk away, but trips over his non-existent feet*

LTP: *finds the closet and knocks on the door* NiGHTS? Reala? You two in there?

*LTP gets no response and puts an ear to the door. She hears NiGHTS and Reala's voices, but can't make out what they're saying, she also hears what sounds like moaning on the other side*

LTP: ... eh, f*** it. *walks away*

{~~~}

*Donbalon is on a small stage with a Karaoke machine next to him, and he's wearing a giant pair of women's underwear(probably Puffy's) while ironically singing, 'Walking 'round in Women's Underwear'*

Donbalon:

~Lacey things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear.~

~In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night
Walking 'round in women's underwear.~

~In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Wooohh man!
Just wait until the wife is out of town..."~

~Later on, if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear.~

~Lacey things, missing
Didn't ask, permission
Wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear...~

~Walking 'round in women's underwear...~
~Walking 'round in women's underwear!~

*Donbalon passes out and rolls off the stage*

LTP: Who's next?!

Jackle: *waving his arms around* MEEEEEEE!

*Jackle jumps onto the stage and starts singing 'Deck my Balls' (not the Arfroman version)*

Jackle:

~Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

~Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

~Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.~

~We're a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

~Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

~These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

~F***ed the elves, f***ed all the reindeer,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.~

~F*** the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.~

*Jackle finishes his song and then flies off in search of more booze while laughing manically*

LTP: ... Well that was mildly disturbing. Better find some other way to amuse myself.

{~~~}

*LTP talks to Owl while he's drunk*

Owl: Did- did I ever tell you ab- about the Oblivion Unicron?

LTP: ... No Owl, and to be honest, I don't think I want to know... *walks away*

Owl: The dream drops you find will be collected in the fountain. *passes out*

{~~~}

*LTP talks to Wizeman*

LTP: So how you holdin' up Wizeman?

Wizeman: WORSHIP ME!

LTP: ... Is that the only thing you ever say when you're drunk?

Wizeman: WORSHIP ME!

LTP: Should've seen that coming. *walks away*

Wizeman: WORSHIP M- *gets hit in the head by an empty Champaign bottle*

{~~~}

(meanwhile, back at the Karaoke stage)

*Chamelon is now on stage and he still has the lamp shade on his head. He starts singing 'Let it Flow'*

Chamelon:

~Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the beer inside's delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow!~

~Oh we show no signs of stopping, and now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low.
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow!~

~When we finally drink it dry, how we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high, and all fall asleep on the floor!~

~Oh the party is slowly dying.
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know.
Where to go,
Where to go,
Where to go?~

*Chamelon finishes his song and trips over his nonexistent feet again, falling off the stage. Then Puffy floats up and starts singing 'Stumblin' Around the Christmas Tree'*

Puffy:

~Stumblin' around, the Christmas tree

As the Champagne bottles pop~

~Whiskey and Rum drank merrily

Now my head is spinnin' like a top~

~Stumblin' around, the Christmas tree

Had too much... to drink~

~Shouldn't have had that pumpkin pie

Made me throw up in the sink~

~Now I've got a queasy kind of feeling

From the beer~

~And the crowd is less than jolly

I tripped on my bosses Collie~

~Stumblin' around, The Christmas tree

Have a real nice... holi...~

*Puffy is too drunk to finish her song and rolls off the stage like Donbalon did*

{~~~}

*IN THE BATHROOM*

Jackle: *hugging a toilet* I-I love you, let's grow old together.

*Jackle dunks his head in the toilet and flushes*

LTP: Drunken make out sessions with the toilet? F*** YEAH!

{~~~}

*LTP walks by the closet NiGHTS and Reala are in again, and a soft thumping sound can be heard along with the moans*

LTP: ... How much longer are those two gonna go at it?

{~~~}

*by three in the morning, the party finally comes to an end, mostly because everyone was either asleep or passed out drunk*

(early next morning)

*in the closet, Reala wakes up with a sore back and a pounding headache*

Reala: *groans* Wizeman... how much did I drink last night?

*Reala looks around and sees several empty alcohol containers as well as his and NiGHTS' clothes. He then looks down and sees NiGHTS laying on him, naked*

Reala: ... eh, f*** it.

*Reala grabs one of the blankets in the closet and covers them up, cuddling up to NiGHTS before going back to sleep*

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LTP: Okay everyone, hope you all have a merry Christmas and a happy new Year!

Additional song list:

Walking 'round in Women's Underwear - Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Deck my Balls - Deck the Halls

Let it Flow- Let it Snow

Stumblin' Around the Christmas Tree - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

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