LTP: I'm just gonna say it in the most simple way possible. *deep breath* I! DO! NOT! OWN! ANYTHING! *pants* Enjoy the show.
Random Drabbles 2
(opens in Wizeman's throne room, NiGHTS is trapped in a NiGHTS Capture)
Wizeman: You have done well in finally capturing NiGHTS, Reala.
Reala: Thank you, Master Wizeman.
*Trololo song starts playing*
Wizeman: Where is that music coming from?
*random Visitor runs in and breaks the NiGHTS Capture, wearing a trollface mask*
Random Visitor: U MAD BRO?
NiGHTS: SEE YA F***ERS! *Dualizes and flies away*
*Trololo song fades out*
Wizeman: You have failed me again, Reala.
Reala: *eye twitch* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Jackle teleports next to Reala, Reala stops screaming*
Jackle: DR. OCTOGONAPUS! BLEGH! *fires lazer from his mouth at Reala, Reala is sent flying*
{~~~}
(opens on the stage in Memory Forest, where Jackle sings Leather Pants)
Jackle: ~'Cause we're both hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! We are quite sexyyy!~
Reala: Jackle that doesn't rhyme.
Jackle: SHUT UP, I AM LADY GAGA!
{~~~}
(opens in Lost Park where Reala flies down to Will)
Reala: Ah, there you are. I've been searching all over for you.
*Will turns around and the Jurassic Park theme starts playing*
Will: ~Holy f***ing s***! It's a Nightmaren! J**** C*****, what the f***?!~
Reala: *moves back a bit, startled*
Will: *turns away from Reala* ~Oh my f***ing God,~ *points at Reala* ~f***ing Nightmarens!~
*Will turns his back to Reala with his hands together*
Will: ~Holy s***!~ *sinks to his knees* ~What the f***?!~ *raises head to sky*
Reala: *facepalm*
{~~~}
(opens in Jackle's room, where he, NiGHTS, and Reala, are playing a round of Poker. Suddenly LTP, while wearing a hat, slams the door open)
LTP: *eye twitch* WHO DID IT?
NiGHTS: Did what?
Jackle: What's got your panties in a twist?
*LTP rips off her hat, revealing her now blue hair*
LTP: MY HAIR IS BLUE! *pants* IT'S BLUUUUEEE!
Reala: *snickering behind his cards*
{~~~}
(opens in the Wizeman's throne room again, where NiGHTS is Dualized with two Visitors*
NiGHTS 1: Hello, my name is NiGHTS!
NiGHTS 2: Hello MY name is NiGHTS!
NiGHTS 1: I live at the Dream Gate!
NiGHTS 2: I live at the Dream Gate!
NiGHTS 1: I'm wearing clean underwear!
NiGHTS 2: You are not!
NiGHTS 1: You got me!
NiGHTS 1 & 2: *laughing obnoxiously*
Wizeman: *multiple eye twitches*
{~~~}
(opens in Reala's room, Jackle sneaks in while Reala tries to capture NiGHTS for the umpteenth time)
Jackle: Well, let's see what fascinating treasures Reala has got hidden away.
*Jackle reaches under Reala's bed and finds a magazine, oddly enough with NiGHTS on the front cover*
Jackle: Oooh! Hustler Magazine! I finally get to see what a va-
*Jackle opens the magazine and starts screaming as he drops the magazine*
Jackle: AAH! AAHH! OH WIZEMAN! OH MY WIZEMAN, OH MY WIZEMAN!
*Jackle starts throwing cards at the magazine, destroying it, while still screaming*
Jackle: *horrified panting* You... can't hurt... anyone... anymore.
{~~~}
(opens in a classroom where Reala is teaching the class. Suddenly NiGHTS comes in with another Nightmaren)
NiGHTS: And here is our wonderful English class.
*camera pans over to Reala as he bashes a younger Nightmaren's head against the whiteboard*
Reala: TWI-LIGHT! ISN'T! LITERA-TURE!
NiGHTS: Right... Let's move on to the next room.
{~~~}
(opens in some random room of Nightmare castle, Jackle is laying face down on a coffee table with his butt in the air, then Reala walks in)
Reala: ... What the hell are you doing?
Jackle: I'm snailing! You know, it's where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places! It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!
Reala: ...Okaaay... check out what I got today!
*Reala takes out a Gameboy Color and Pokemon Blue cartridge*
Reala: A Gameboy Color and Pokemon Blue!
Jackle: You already played the red version, what's the difference?
Reala: Uh, this one's blue. *points at game*
Jackle: And how are you going to play it differently this time?
Reala: *dramatic zoom in* I'M GONNA CATCH THEM ALL!
English Proper Nightmaren: And from that point on, Reala made it his life goal to catch all 151 Pokemon. He was going to stop at nothing to catch them all. And, when he did-
Jackle: HEY! Who the hell are you?
English Proper Nightmaren: S***! *runs out*
{~~~}
(opens at the Dream Gate where NiGHTS talks to a visitor while Reala is just chillin')
NiGHTS: If I had to, you know say who's most serious and who's the goofball, you'd probably think Reala *points thumb at Reala* is the more serious. But I think I bring out the worst in him. Reala!
Reala: Yeah?
NiGHTS: *holds out some Nightopian cake* I've got cake!
Reala: *throws up arms* WHOO HOO!
{~~~}
LTP: Okay, this last one is actually a deleted scene from chapter three. I don't know why I cut it out to begin with, but here it is.
(opens in Reala's room, after Jackle got caught by Slenderman, Nobody noticed that Selph was listening in and had transformed into Slenderman to scare everyone)
NiGHTS: Why is this so frightening?
Jackle: I need a d*** in my assssssss!
Reala: YOU ARE SUCH A HOMOSEXUAL!
*Selph knocks on the door, which is now open, and everyone but Donbalon('cause he passed out) looks up to see Selph as Slenderman. NiGHTS is holding Jackle, who is hunched over, as Reala prepares to shove a broom stick up his invisible butt*
Selph/Slenderman: Boo.
*everyone stares at Selph in shocked silence as Reala drops the broom, then drunken realization sets in*
Everyone but Donbalon: *LOUD SCREAMING AND GENERAL FREAKING OUT*
*Mortal Kombat theme starts playing*
Puffy: *picks up Reala's laptop and throws it at Selph's head, direct hit*
NiGHTS: *flips over the table and quickly moves behind Selph, grabs him by his waist and slams him to the ground while bending backwards. She then gets away as Reala comes up*
Reala: *jumps up and pile drives his elbow into Selph's chest*
Bomamba and Chamelon: *grabs Selph by his arms, while still screaming, and throws Selph towards Jackle*
Jackle: *Takes out a Tarot card and fires a laser from it, sending Selph flying away*
*once Selph was taken care of, everyone went back to their drunken chatter*
LTP: And thus, the real reason why Selph wasn't in NiGHTS into Dreams.
LTP: And that wraps up Random Drabbles 2! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a rap battle with a swordfish. *hops onto a giant pug* HI HO PEANUT! AWAY!
*giant pug, apparently named Peanut, charges through a random brick wall, leaving rubble in its wake*
Reala: ... What the hell?
NiGHTS: Well, that's one way to kick off the new year...
Jackle: *giggling manically while infinitely falling in a gravity trap, via portal gun*
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