NiGHTS: Are you okay LTP? You seem kinda quite today.
Reala: For once.
NiGHTS: *shoots a glare at Reala*
LTP: *sighs* Yeah I'm fine, I'm just a bit freaked out by a movie I looked up.
NiGHTS: What movie was that?
LTP: The Human Centipede and it's sequel.
Jackle: I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!
LTP: Of course you would like them. You're insane yourself.
Reala: Why do they freak you out so much?
LTP: Let's just say the images and rather graphic summary for both of the movies left me a bit disturbed.
Reala: Come on, they can't be that bad.
LTP: Have you even seen them?! I think I would rather be trapped in Silent Hill for a week than watch either of those movies... Seriously, I wasn't bothered at all by the Silent Hill monster called Asphyxia, but these movies freaked me out a lot and that was just from reading the synopsis!
NiGHTS: That sounds pretty bad.
LTP: Yeah... Anyway, let's stop rambling for now, we got a show to do!
Jackle: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie!
LTP: START!
NIR Movie 3
(opens at the Dream Gate)
Reala: Hey, NiGHTS, look at my new dog!
NiGHTS: Oh yeah that's pretty coo- *looks at Reala's feet, sees nothing there* Aw, there's no dog there!
Reala: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
NiGHTS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
NiGHTS and Reala: *screaming at each other*
{~~~}
Donbalon: Jackle, did you eat my sandwich?
Jackle: I am your sandwich.
*Jackle stuffs himself down Donbalon's throat*
{~~~}
*Clawz hands a mouse bomb to Puffy*
Clawz: Here, hold this. *walks away*
*Puffy holds the mouse bomb as the wick keeps burning down. Right before it explodes, Clawz comes back and takes the mouse bomb from Puffy*
Clawz: Thanks!
{~~~}
*NiGHTS is eating a salad, then Jackle runs in and slams his nonexistent shoulder into NiGHTS before he starts punching her salad*
NiGHTS: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON'T WANT THI-
{~~~}
Reala: Pfft. Screw gravity!
*Reala floats away into the sky*
Will: :D
{~~~}
Owl: *holding a gun to his head* Goodbye Nightopia...
Nightopia: Okay, Owl, I'll see you around. Where you goin-
*gunshot is heard*
Nightopia: AWW! OH NO! That's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
{~~~}
Reala: *gasp* There's something on your face!
*close up of Reala punching Elliot*
Reala: IT WAS PAIN!
{~~~}
*Jackle is still punching the salad*
NiGHTS: OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I CAN'T EVEN-
Jackle: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
NiGHTS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
{~~~}
*Wizeman and NiGHTS stand in front of a cactus*
Wizeman: Now, NiGHTS, don't touch that cactus.
*NiGHTS is pulled to the cactus*
Wizeman: *extreme close up* YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
{~~~}
Elliot: Honey, why are the Nightopians on fire?
*camera pans to a bunch of burning Nightopians*
Claris: *flailing about* BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!
{~~~}
*shows Jackle and Donbalon standing together. Jackle is wearing pants and Donbalon has a urinal attached to him*
Jackle: *unzips pants*
Donbalon: Don't even think about it.
{~~~}
*Jackle is still punching NiGHTS' salad, but NiGHTS is now punching him*
{~~~}
*camera shows NiGHTS and Helen standing together, Will comes up*
Will: Hey, guys, check out my new camera!
*pulls out gun and shoots Helen*
Will: Oh, wait, this isn't a camera!
{~~~}
Reala: Die, Nightopian!
Nightopian: NOOOOOOOO
Chamelon: I like trains.
Reala: OH NO NO NO WAIT-
*Reala is run over by a train*
Chamelon: :)
{~~~}
LTP: And now, deleted scenes, from NIR Movie 2.
{~~~}
Will: Oh no, I spilled my milk!
Elliot: YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!
*room starts filling with milk*
Will: NOOOOOOO- *drowns in milk*
{~~~}
Reala: Who parked their car, on my sandwich!?
*camera shows a car on a sandwich*
Donbalon: I DID!
Reala: NNNGGGGGGGGHHHHH! *explodes*
{~~~}
*Jackle fiddles with a fax machine*
Jackle: Why won't this damn fax machine work!?
*fax machine shakes and turns into a robot*
Fax Machine: FEED ME PAPER!
Jackle: :D
{~~~}
*Reala and Chamelon are in a rocket ship wearing space suits*
Chamelon: Are we there yet?
Reala: Ugh, yes.
Chamelon: YAAAY!
*Chamelon jumps out of rocket, rocket leaves him behind*
Chamelon: AW CRAP!
LTP: For those of you wondering about the movie discussion we had earlier, here is the best advice I can give regarding whether or not to see it.
*LTP clears her throat*
LTP: DO NOT SEE EITHER OF THE MOVIES! THEY'RE BOTH HORRIFYING, SADISTIC AND THE ANTAGONIST IN BOTH MOVIES IS A DEPRAVED SON OF A B**** THAT MAKES BOTH REALA AND WIZEMAN LOOK LIKE FLUFFY KITTENS BY COMPARISON!
Reala: HEY!
LTP: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the sick f*** who came up with the idea for The Human Centipede, and shoot them in the head multiple times, WITH A PAINTBALL MACHINE GUN! *charges out*
NiGHTS: ... Sooo... what now?
Jackle: We could watch The Human Centipede!~
Reala: I'm game.
NiGHTS: I am not watching that movie, and there is nothing you could say or do to get me to watch it.
*later*
NiGHTS: *huddled next to Reala while watching The Human Centipede* How did I let you two talk me into this?
Review~ And seriously, don't watch The Human Centipede.