*Jackle is still burping from last episode*

Jackle: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp... *small burp*

NiGHTS, Reala, and LTP: *stunned silence*

Jackle: Did you hear that?

NiGHTS: ...

Reala: ...

LTP: ... Wow. That. Was. AWESOME!

Reala: I don't know whether I should feel disgusted or amazed or both...

NiGHTS: Same here.

Jackle: Why thank you! *takes a bow*

LTP: Ok, let's start the show!

Disclaimer: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Yu-gi-oh or Yu-gi-oh The Abridged Series.

Leather Tights

(opens in Reala's room, where Jackle and Reala discuss their next plan of capturing NiGHTS)

Jackle: Reala! I know how we're going to defeat NiGHTS once and for all!

Reala: *bored* Let me guess, we're going to trap her in a NiGHTS Capture.

Jackle: NO! We're going to steal from her, the source of her power! And then we will use it against her!

Reala: Her Ideya Shard?

Jackle: Foolish fool! *Reala glares at him* The Ideya Shard is not the source of her power! Her power comes from *close up* her leather tights!

Reala: ... Seriously?

Jackle: Yes! Come, Reala! *holds out hand* Let us attain her leather tights!

Reala: *shrugs* I guess I had nothing better to do today.

*music for Bad Romance starts playing and Jackle starts singing*

Jackle:
~Oh-oo-wo-oh-wo-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Let's take her leather tights!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's take her leather tights!~

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Mwuha
Ha ha ha
Da la
La la la
We want her leather tights!

GaGa
Rah rah rah
Na na
Fla fla fla
La la
Cha cha cha
Take off her leather tights!

~I'm getting ready
My legs have been waxed (LTP: What legs?)
Cause when we get them
I am wearing your slacks~

*points at his butt*

~Right on my tush
Tush tush tush
Right on my tush
(Tush tush tush)
(Right on my tush)~

Jackle: Hey!

~We want your trousers
Your breeches, your chaps
No, you can't get these tights from shopping at Gap
Their service sucks
Sucks sucks sucks
It really sucks!
(Sucks sucks sucks)
(It really sucks)~

Reala:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the tights!
Your leather tights!

Jackle:
~Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights!~

~Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's take her leather tights!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Give us the effing tights!~

Blah blah
Blah blah blah
Da da
Pa pa pa
Ya ya
Mama mia!
We want those leather tights!

~We don't want vinyl
Or chinos, or briefs
I am a gambler~

*points thumb at Reala*

~And he is a chief
'Cause we're both hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
We are quite sexy!~

Reala: Jackle, that doesn't rhyme!

Jackle: *gets in Reala's face* Shut up! I am Lady GaGa!

Jackle:
~I have watched 'Psycho'
And I liked 'Vertigo'
'The Birds' was ok
Ooo! I loved 'Rear Window'!
By Alfred Hitchock
Cock Cock Cock
We love Hitchcock
(Cock cock cock)
We love Hitchcock ~

Hitchcock: Good evening!

Reala:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the tights!
Your leather tights!

Jackle:
~Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights~

~Oh-oh-Whoa-ah-ho
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
We want those leather tights!
No-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
Let's steal her leather tights!~

Tah tah
Mah mah mah
Bah bah
Wah wah wah
Zah zah
Vah vah vah
Take off her leather tights!

Gah gah
Rah rah rah
Na Na
Flah Flah Flah
La la
Cha cha cha
I like these silly noises!

Jackle and Reala:
~Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it~

Jackle: I'm an evil b****, baby!

~We want your tights
And we want our revenge
We want your tights~

*leaning against Reala in a lovey fashion*

~And we're really just friends~

*Jackle reading an English to French book*

~Je veux ses
collants de cuir
ses collants~

*throws the book up*

~Why am I speaking French?~

*grabs Reala*

~Why am I speaking French?!
I don't want to be French!
We want your leather tights!
Take off your friggin' tights!~

~Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Reala
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather tights~

~Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
We want the freaking tights!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's get her leather tights!
Let's take her leather tights~

~Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Take off those friggin tights!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Remove her effing tights!
Let's take her leather tights~

Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Mwuha
Ha ha ha
Ga ha
Ha ha ha
We got the leather tights!

Jackle: *holds up NiGHTS' tights* At last the source of the NiGHTS' power, her leather tights! They belong to me!

Reala: You mean us?

Jackle: Don't be difficult, Ree-Ree. Only one of us can wear the tights.

Reala: Ok, Jackle. Though I have to say, I had no idea you were this keen to get into NiGHTS' tights.

Jackle: ...You know what? On second thought, you put them on.

NiGHTS: *in her underwear* What in the name of Nightopia is going on? Why did you remove my tights?

Jackle: It's over, NiGHTS! Now we are the ones wearing the tights on this game!

Reala: *wearing NiGHTS' tights* Yes, behold! Now the true source of your power is clamped tightly around my buttocks!

NiGHTS: What? Don't be absurd. My leather tights aren't the source of my power.

Jackle: Wait, what? They're not? But it was so friggin' obvious!

NiGHTS: No, no, no. I'm afraid my power comes from my Ideya shard!

Jackle: No! This cannot be! There aren't even any Lady GaGa songs that rhymes with Ideya! Curse you, NiGHTS!

Reala: I really do like the tights.

Jackle: Yes, they do look good on you.

NiGHTS: Can I have those back now?

Reala: No.

LTP: And that's a wrap.

NiGHTS: *still in her panties* Seriously Reala, can I have my tights back now? There's a bit of a draft in here.

Reala: What? Worried your posterior won't look fabulous without your precious tights?

LTP: What's with the fancy talk all of a sudden?

NiGHTS: Reala, you know full well that it's my ass that makes those tights look good.

LTP: NiGHTS, we all know you have a great ass, along with everyone who's played Journey of Dreams.

Jackle: Especially Reala!

NiGHTS: OK, can we stop talking about my ass now?

LTP: Might as well, We gotta bring the episode to an end anyway. *waves at the camera* SEE YA'LL NEXT WEEK!

*to the tune of Poker Face* ~Will you please, will you please, oh will you please send a review? I would like a nice review~