LTP: Ok everyone, let's get this show on the road.
Jackle: What? No random banter today?
LTP: Nope, I realized the other day how pointless these random intros and outros are. No one gives a flying f*** about it, so from now on, we're just gonna jump right into it.
Jackle: *suspicious*
LTP: Oh hey Reala, we need to discuss some of your scenes.
*while LTP discusses the next episode with Reala, Jackle sneaks off to speak with NiGHTS*
Jackle: *whispers* Hey NiGHTS, does LTP seem a bit off to you?
NiGHTS: What do you mean?
Jackle: She's acting too, normal. You know LTP always prides herself on standing out from the crowd, but today she's acting like your typical boring human.
NiGHTS: I will admit she's acting a bit odd today, but I'm sure it's nothing Jackle. She's probably just having one of those days.
Jackle: I don't know...
LTP: Okay, places everyone!
Jackle: *thinking* I'm keeping my eye on you.
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie.
NIR Movie 4
NiGHTS: I'm gonna do an internet! *presses a key on the keyboard, and a rainbow jets out of the monitor* WHOA!
Reala: Well, I'm gonna do a book! *touches an open book, nothing happens* Aw...
{~~~}
LTP: The Science Show!~
Jackle: Piano!
*A piano crashes on him*
Jackle: AAAAHH! Whose idea was this!?
{~~~}
*phone starts ringing, NiGHTS walks up to it and answers*
Clawz: *gun cocking sound* This is a robbery!
*dramatic music, then NiGHTS hangs up and walks away*
{~~~}
*Donbalon and Gulpo are looking at each other, then Donbalon regurgitates Jackle*
Gulpo: Oh.
{~~~}
Reala: Hey, NiGHTS! You can't fly here!
NiGHTS: You can't tell me what to do!
*NiGHTS is blown up by a floating mine in a minefield*
{~~~}
Donbalon: I wanna be a pie!
*camera cuts to a pie in an oven, then pans over to Puffy*
Puffy: Donbalon! No!
{~~~}
Jackle: *sarcastically* Nice hat.
Chamelon: Thanks.
Jackle: I was being sarcastic.
Chamelon: Well, I stole your face.
*Jackle tries to feel where his face used to be*
{~~~}
Chair: Honey, do you like my new shoes?
Wizeman: You are a chair, darling.
Chair: I CAN DREAM, WIZEMAN!
{~~~}
*time machine appears*
Owl: It worked! My time machine wo- *gets stepped on by a stegosaurus*
Steg-o-saurus: I am a steg-o-saurus!
{~~~}
*Bomamba rushes up to Reala*
Bomamba: Quick! Shoot me in the face!
*Reala whips out a gun and fires*
{~~~}
Jackle: *holds up a gun* You gettin' mugged, NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: *shaping hands into "guns"* Nope. YOU'RE getting mugged.
Jackle: *drops his gun and throws his arms up* GAH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
{~~~}
Will's Father: Hey, son! Catch! *throws ball*
Will: Okay, dad! I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get-*gets squashed by ball which never changed size to match perspective*
{~~~}
Donbalon: *holds up a banana* Banana fight!
Reala: *shoots Donbalon* NO!
{~~~}
Queen Bella: *spots a UFO* Alien attack!
NiGHTS: Throw... the CHEEEEEEEEESE! *holds up a wedge of cheese*
*everyone throws cheese at the UFO*
Jackle: Yeah!
{~~~}
Helen: When I grow up, I want to go to the moon!
Reala: Why wait?
*Reala kicks Helen into the sky*
Helen: SPPAAAAAAAAAAAC-
LTP: And that's it.
*LTP notices Jackle staring intently at her*
LTP: Can I help you Jackle?
Jackle: Can I ask you something?
LTP: Sure. Go ahead.
Jackle: What do you think of the giant pug over there? *points at a giant pug doll*
LTP: It's cute, why?
Jackle: *points like Phoenix Wright* AHA! YOU'RE NOT LTP!
LTP, NiGHTS & Reala: Huh?
To be continued...