LTP: *yawns* Hey everyone, how's it going?
Reala: And the dead arises.
NiGHTS: Wait, you just woke up?
LTP: Yeah, why? Is there a problem with that?
NiGHTS: No, it's just... you slept the entire week. You were practically dead to the world!
Jackle: And I watched you sleep the whooole time!
LTP: ... Ok, I know I should be shocked by that, but oddly enough I'm not surprised. I mean, I was pretty damn tired. *turns to Jackle* And you were watching me sleep the entire week?
Jackle: YEP!
LTP: ... Well that's not creepy in the slightest.
Reala: Can we just get on with this?
LTP: Yeah, yeah. NiGHTS, take care of the disclaimer please.
NiGHTS: All right then. LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures.
LTP: STARTO!
Butt Genie
(opens in Reala's room and focuses on Reala's pet hamster. The hamster poops a little then farts for about ten seconds before it poops out a teapot and dies)
Jackle: HOOLY S***!
Reala: FLUFFERZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*cuts to after Reala just finished burying Flufferz*
Reala: See ya, f***er.
Jackle: *trying to open the teapot* Dude, what is with this weird teapot?
Reala: Aaah! Don't touch that, it came out of his butt!
Jackle: Hahaha, never stopped me before! *shakes the teapot and a hamster genie comes out*
Genie: Greetings, nerds. I am the all-powerful genie of the teapot.
Jackle: *whispers to Reala* I like his voice.
Genie: I shall grant you each one wish.
Reala: *clears throat* Cheap-ass!
Genie: But I'll grant you one extra wish for each person you share this treasure with.
Reala: Like a coupon?
Genie: *magic light surrounds him, echoey voice* KIND OF!
*cuts to Jackle and Reala in the streets*
Jackle: Let's just use it! I only want one wish.
*camera shows a picture of Jackle's wish, to rule the world*
Choir: ~Hallelujah!~
Reala: OK, that sounds pretty sweet. We could wish for a million things this way! Here, let's ask Chamelon.
*Chamelon walks up*
Chamelon: Oaah, why hello, C***SUCKERS, quite a fine day for F***ING, isn't it? *giggles*
Genie: What up? You get a wish!
Chamelon: Splendid! I think I'll wish forrr... a pink...sparkly- DONKEY S*** ON MY FACE!
*Jackle, Reala and Genie back away, then a donkey sound is heard*
Chamelon: Oh, no... *a shadow from above falls towards him*
*Jackle and Reala now go see every random person they meet*
Light blue 'Maren: I wish my head was an anvil. *head becomes an anvil, but he falls down*
(Wishes: 2)
Selph: I wanna be ripped! *screams as he gets ripped in half*
(Wishes: 42)
Orange 'Maren: A car! *gets crushed by a car from the sky*
(Wishes: 111)
Donbalon: *skinny* I wanna be fat. *becomes fat* YES!
(Wishes: 234)
Clawz: Kūrusangurasu! *cool sunglasses. He gets them* Hunto!
(Wishes: 457)
Reala: Oh, my Wizeman, dude! We get to make 457 wishes!
*the genie appears again*
Genie: Damn, guys! Th-that's a f*** ton.
Jackle: Pssh, no! 400 and up is a s***load.
Genie: No, a s***load is 300 and up, 400 is a f*** ton.
Jackle: You're WRONG!
Genie: I'm right, genies are always right!
Jackle: Genies are always GAY!
Genie: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?!
Jackle: I wish you would shut up!
*Wish granted*
Jackle: Booyah! Eat my butt, h'ombre!
Reala: You idiot! If he can't speak, he can't grant anymore wishes, numbnuts! YOU RUINED OUR GENIE!
Jackle: Whateva! I got what I wanted.
*Jackle walks away*
Reala: *rage meme face* JJJAAAAAAAAAACCC-
LTP: Hey, what else happened while I was asleep anyway?
NiGHTS: Donbalon tried to take up pole dancing, needless to say that didn't end well, Selph downed a gallon of LSD and was tripping balls for five days, Wizeman tried talking like a gangster until he realized no one could understand what the hell he was saying, and finally-
Reala: Jackle unleashed a stampeding herd of elephants in an attempt to get you to wake up. You didn't even budge.
LTP: ... Damn it! I miss all the fun stuff when I'm asleep! And Jackle! Where did you even manage to get a herd of elephants anyway!?
Jackle: AFRICA!
LTP: ... Well played Jackle. Well played.
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