LTP: So last week, some random butt hole walks up to me and was all like, 'You stole my paper clip cheese fart! I'ma deck you in the ovaries!', and I was like, 'F*** your face with a tuna fish!', then I slapped him across the face with a rubber chicken and-
*Reala pushes LTP out of the camera's view*
Reala: We at NiGHTS into Randomness would like to apologize for LTP's strange behavior today. Last week she had a bout of Insomnia that kept her from sleeping for nearly two days, and her immune system was weakened a bit as a result of sleep deprivation.
*NiGHTS pops up next to Reala*
NiGHTS: It was because of this that LTP was sick for the last few days. She's been taking different types of medicine for it, but seems to be making her act even more insane than usual.
Jackle: I'm lovin' this LTP!
LTP: AAAAAHHH! PLUTO'S IN MY STOMACH! SOMEBODY CALL THE F.B.I. AND ORDER A PIZZA WITH EXTRA HORSE SHOES AND CONDOMS!
NiGHTS: Oh for God's sake, LTP put your pants back on!
Reala: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Code Crush. There, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, let's just start the episode before we traumatize the audience any further.
Code Crush
(opens on the stage in Memory Forest, where LTP and NiGHTS dance to the opening music of 'Code Crush')
NiGHTS:
~Akogare ni mukete
Kurui dasu hate nai yokubou ga tsukutta
Kono basho de
Nani ga hontou de nani ga uso nanoka
Wakara nai afureru jouhou ga~
(confronting my craving
the chaos created by this never ending desire
in this place
I can't tell truth from lies
there's too much information)
~Bokura wo makikomu bokura wo oikomu
Kyou mo mata boku wa tamesareteru
Kanashimi ni michita machi no sugao nado
Hitogomi ya mono de umoreni giwau~
(it all surrounds and corners us
today, once again, I'm being tested
immersed in sadness, the truth of the town
Is buried by the multitude)
LTP:
~Machi no naka nomi komare
Onaji you na kao shite yuku hito no mure
Mata dareka nomi konde yuku~
(within itself
while another person is swallowed up
by the crowd of people wearing the same expressions)
LTP and NiGHTS:
~Tachi mukaou arayuru ai
Wazukana negai nigirishimete
Boku wa yuku yo
konna kokoro
kawakikitta rakuen no naka
akirame toka owari ni te wo
nobasou to suru kimi no mae ni semete yasashii
hikari misete tomoshi tsudukete agetai kara~
(I must face it with all my love
hanging on to that faint wish
I enter the utopia
that has dried out my heart
and whenever you endeavor
to give up or end it all
I want to be at least
a gentle light that will ceaselessly shine over you)
*musical break*
NiGHTS:
~dareka no kokoro wo atatametakutte
kotoba youi shitemo kono basho ja
nanimo ga gizen ni nanimo ga imi naku
me no atari ni surunda hiriki sa wo~
(whenever we want to warm someone's heart
we can express it through words. However, here,
everything is hypocritical, nothing is certain
all I can see is hopelessness)
LTP:
~shitsubou wo matoi nemuru yoru wo nando mo shitte wa
sore demo ne naki nagaramo ii kikaseta~
(how many nights I've slept enveloped in despair
but crying, I told myself)
LTP and NiGHTS:
~tachi mukatte
koete ka nakya ike nai mono
sore wa kitto
obie sugita kono kokoro ga
tsukutte shimau zenkai nanda to~
(that what I have to face
and what I have to overcome
are surely
only the boundaries my heart has created
in response to my fear)
*musical break*
NiGHTS:
~sou minna jiyuu to
shiawase no kenri wo te ni shiteru dakara
kitto motto
tte ne boku wo
ugokashite ka nakya~
(yes, everyone possesses
the right to achieve
freedom and happiness
that's why I get moved
by words like "surely" and "more")
LTP and NiGHTS:
~tachi mukaou arayuru ai
wazuka na riaru nigirishimete
boku wa utau afure oou
tomadoi mina nugui kesu you ni
konran wa masu jidai no naka
tsujitsuma wo ne awase you to
sashi dasareta sono naka he to
wa matte yuku mae ni saa code crush~
(I must face with all my love
hanging on to that faint reality
I sing, trying to wipe away
all that overflowing disturbance
I want to keep things consistent
in this ever more chaotic time
before I get addicted to what I've been given
so, code crush)
*LTP and NiGHTS sing the last few notes as the song draws to a close*
NiGHTS: For anyone wondering why LTP was able to take part in the episode when she was clearly going nuts earlier, we had Selph fill in for her.
*the fake LTP morphs back into Selph*
Selph: The real LTP was running around the set screaming something about Pandas.
LTP: PANDAS ARE EVIL! THEY LURE YOU IN WITH THEIR ADORABLENESS AND ONCE YOU'VE LET YOUR GAURD DOWN, THAT'S WHEN THEY STRIKE!
Jackle: And random video game characters.
LTP: GIYGAS FROM EARTHBOUND IS AN ABORTED FETUS!
Reala: ... Yeah, let's just end the episode here.
LTP: ~I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!~
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