LTP: Okay, before we start the episode, I have a few announcements to make. *clears throat* First and foremost, I'm sure you're all aware that we'll be nearing the end of the ASDF Movies soon. Well when that time comes, the animated sketches from the web series Sanity Not Included will be joining the roster on August 6 as the replacement for the ASDF Movies. (unless Tomska releases an eighth movie by then, in which case the premiere of Sanity Not Included will be delayed) I have also noticed that it's been about 30 episodes since the last 8 Drunk Nightmaren episode, so we'll be bringing that back soon enough, only this time it will be 9 Drunk Nightmaren because Selph will be joining in the drunken hilarity! And as always, we at NiGHTS into Randomness are always looking around for material to use, so if you have any suggestions (be it movies, TV shows, abridged series, or web shows) please tell us via review or PM. Now that the announcements are out of the way, let's start the show!

Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following references you're about to enjoy.

Random Drabbles 5

(opens in Reala's room)

Reala: *dials a chicken restaurant*

Indian 'Maren: *with Indian accent* ***** Chicken, can I help you?

Reala: Uh, yeah hi how are you?

Indian 'Maren: What do you need?

Reala: My brother's gonna come down today, he's gonna make a big, big order, okay?

Indian 'Maren: What does he want?

Reala: Just take down his name, because it's a very, very big order. Do you have a pen handy?

Indian 'Maren: Go ahead.

Reala: His name in Mitur.

Indian 'Maren: Wh- what is it, Mitur?

Reala: It's spelled M-I-T-U-R. And his last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y.

Indian 'Maren: ... Mitur Binesderty?

Reala: Your turban is dirty!?

*NiGHTS and Jackle laugh in the background*

Indian 'Maren: F*** you, you motherf***er! *hangs up*

*NiGHTS, Reala, and Jackle all laugh*

NiGHTS: *redials the same restaurant*

Indian 'Maren: ***** Chicken, Can I help you?

NiGHTS: Uh, hello?

Indian 'Maren: Yes, what can I get for you?

NiGHTS: Yeah, uh, Is your chicken fresh?

Indian 'Maren: It's fresh, how many pieces do you need?

NiGHTS: Is you buffalo wing sauce spicy?

Indian 'Maren: Yes it's spicy! What do you want?!

NiGHTS: Yeah, is your turban dirty?

Indian 'Maren: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY YOU PIECE OF S***! *hangs up*

*Reala, NiGHTS, and Jackle laugh hysterically*

Jackle: *dial the same restaurant, again*

Indian 'Maren: ***** Chicken, how can I help you?

Jackle: *with fake Indian accent* Uh, hello?

Indian 'Maren: What do you need?

Jackle: Uh, is Mike there?

Indian 'Maren: ... Mike who?

Jackle: Mike turban is dirty! *laughs*

*NiGHTS and Reala laugh in the background with Jackle*

Indian 'Maren: *speaking angrily in Indian, then hangs up*

{~~~}

(opens in Wizeman's throne room)

Assassin: *holding Wizeman hostage* Back off Nightmaren! Or I'll kill Wizeman!

*Jackle pushes a button, an explosion is heard*

Reala: You told me you stopped putting bombs in Master Wizeman!

Jackle: Well I lied!

{~~~}

(opens in the lounge room where Reala is enjoying some tea)

Reala: *sips his tea*

*suddenly Jackle come running in and jumps onto the coffee table, breaking it*

Jackle: Ow. What happened to the couch?

Reala: We moved it over there last week, *points at the other end of the room* remember?

Jackle: ... Oh yeah.

{~~~}

(opens in Nightmare castle, where Puffy is teaching a classroom filled with younger versions of the second and first level Nightmaren)

Puffy: Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5X2? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

*Chamelon raises his hand*

Puffy: Yes Chamelon?

Chamelon: 12?

Puffy: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

*Reala raises his hand*

Reala: I think I know the answer Miss Puffy!

Donbalon: *mocking Reala*

Reala: Shut up fat boy!

Donbalon: HEY! DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU F***ING EMO!

Puffy: Donbalon! Did you just say the F word!?

Donbalon: Emo?

Reala: No, she's talking about f***! You can't say f*** in school you f***ing fat ass!

Puffy: REALA!

Donbalon: Why the f***not!?

Puffy: DONBALON!

NiGHTS: Dude, you just said f*** again!

Puffy: NIGHTS!

Jackle: *muffled* F***.

Puffy: JACKLE!

Donbalon: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! F***, f***ity, f***, f***, f***!

Puffy: How would you like to go see Master Wizeman!?

Donbalon: How would you like to suck my balls!?

*entire classroom gasps*

Puffy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Donbalon: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, What I said was *takes out a megaphone* ahem, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MISS PUFFY!?

Puffy: *stunned silence*

NiGHTS: Holy s*** dude.

{~~~}

(opens in Downtown Nightmare)

Assassin: *holding an old female Nightmaren hostage* Back off Nightmaren! Or I'm gonna kill this old lady!

*Jackle pushes button, explosion is heard*

Reala: You told me you stopped putting bombs in old ladies!

Jackle: *rolls his eyes* I lied!

{~~~}

(opens in Reala's room, where he, NiGHTS, Jackle and Selph play Left 4 Dead)

*Witch crying is heard*

Reala: Quiet Selph, I hear a Witch.

*more Witch crying*

Selph: Look at 'cha. What are we waiting for? Let's go!

*Selph moves up to the Witch and attacks her*

Game: You startled the Witch!

*the Witch screams and attacks Selph*

Selph: I PISSED THE WITCH OFF!

NiGHTS: SHOOT IT!

Jackle: SHOOT THE WITCH!

Reala: WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? SHOOT HER!

{~~~}

(opens in a restaurant in Nightmare)

Reala: OH MY WIZEMAN JACKLE!

Jackle: What?!

Reala: YOU SHOT OUR WAITER!

*camera zooms out to reveal Selph, dead on the floor*

Jackle: What was I supposed to do? He came at me with a knife!

Reala: 'CAUSE YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!

Jackle: That is... not an excuse.

{~~~}

(opens in Nightmare castle during a power outage. Chamelon is somehow glowing in the dark and is running around for some reason)

Chamelon: FOOL! NOW THAT I GLOW IN THE DARK, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND ME-

*Reala shoots Chamelon*

Chamelon: *girlish scream*

Reala: Keep telling yourself that, ya f***ing retard!

Chamelon: Curses, how did you know?

{~~~}

(opens at the entrance of Nightmare castle)

*Helen rings the doorbell, Jackle answers, eating a Blizzard*

Helen: Excuse me sir, would you like to buy a box of girl scout cookies? *holds up a box of Thin Mints*

Jackle: No thanks, I already have this girl scout cookie Blizzard.

Helen's Inner Thoughts: This is it Helen, the big one. Mission Impossible. The final countdown.

*a moment of silence passes between the two*

Helen: Well, you could always cram more cookies into your Blizzard!

Jackle's Inner Thoughts: GET THE THIN MINTS!

Jackle: Done.

{~~~}

(opens in a coffee shop in Nightmare)

Cashier: Good morning! Can I take your order?

NiGHTS: Can I get a tall chai?

Reala: And a large black coffee.

Cashier: A what?

Reala: Large black coffee.

Cashier: Do you mean a venti?

Reala: No, I mean a large.

NiGHTS: He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Cashier: Venti is large.

Reala: No, venti is 20.

NiGHTS: Reala...

Reala: Yeah. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages!

{~~~}

(opens in the Dream Gate)

Assassin: *holding a Visitor hostage* Back off Nightmaren! Or I'll kill this kid-

*Jackle pushes button, another explosion is heard*

Reala: You told me you stopped putting bombs in Visitors!

Jackle: WHY DO YOU KEEP BELIEVING ME!?

LTP: Funny thing, Thin Mints are actually my dad's favorite girl scout cookies.

NiGHTS: You always seem more excited than usual whenever a Random Drabbles episode comes up, why is that?

LTP: I love the Random Drabbles, I have so much fun in writing them! It's pretty much a blank slate just waiting to be filled up with funny references! Plus it justifies the literal hundreds of hours I spend on Youtube!

NiGHTS: You really spend that much time on Youtube?

LTP: YUPPERS!

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