NiGHTS: *sighs* Let me guess, another six day?
*camera zooms out to reveal LTP face down on the floor, AGAIN*
LTP: I swear to God I'm gonna kill the guy that does scheduling... and then I'm gonna burn his house down, WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!
Jackle: Hehe, Portal 2 reference.
Selph: Is this normal, what's happening here right now?
Reala: YES. I'm surprised you even have to ask that.
LTP: *gets off the ground* Whatever, let's just do this already. Selph, you do the disclaimer.
Selph: Fine then, LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or ASDF Movie. Happy?
LTP: Blargh.
NIR Movie 6
(opens in Stick Canyon)
Reala: I'm going to punch your face!
Elliot: *shocked expression*
Reala: In the face!
Elliot: Noooooooooooo-!
*camera zooms in on Elliot's face
Elliot's face: Nooooooooooo-!
*Reala punches Elliot's face*
{~~~}
Puffy: Hello and welcome to standing up school.
Chamelon: *falls flat on his face*
Puffy: Aaaand you failed.
{~~~}
NiGHTS: *playing her flute*
Wizeman: Hey, you got a license for that?
NiGHTS: You'll never take me alive!
*NiGHTS holds her flute to her head and appears to commit suicide*
{~~~}
Reala: Knock, knock.
Selph: Who's there?
*Reala swings the door open, hitting Selph*
Reala: THE DOOR!
{~~~}
Owl: Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
*Donbalon sticks two carrots in his eyes*
Donbalon: You lied to me.
{~~~}
Choir 'Maren 1: Hello...
Choir 'Maren 2: Hello...
Choir 'Maren 3: Hello...
Choir 'Maren 4: *steps on Mouse Bomb*
Mouse Bomb: Hello.
All Choir 'Maren: OH NO!
*explosion*
{~~~}
Helen: Ooh, a puppy!
Will: Oh! Careful, Helen. He's got a knife!
Cerberus: *with a knife attached to him* What? No no I don't!
{~~~}
*Jackle slides in wearing an oversized top hat and plastic novelty shades*
Jackle: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
*NiGHTS, Reala, Jackle, Selph, Claris, Elliot, Helen, and Will faceplants on the floor*
{~~~}
Will: Hello, burger.
Burger: *face appears* I used to be a cow.
Will: Oh.
{~~~}
LTP: And now, the funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away.
*cuts to Selph and NiGHTS talking to each other in the distance*
Selph: Have you heard about the banjo -?
*Selph explodes*
NiGHTS: Apples!
{~~~}
*camera shows Helen's pony flying around*
Choir: ~He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical journey just for you and I!~
Reala: *wearing an army helmet* Shoot it down.
Jackle: *fires missile launcher*
*missile hits pony, followed by an explosion*
{~~~}
*Donbalon looks at his watch*
Donbalon: *looks up* I have no idea how to breathe.
{~~~}
NiGHTS: What are you drawing, Helen?
Helen: I'm drawing a bear!
*camera zooms out to reveal Helen drawing on Gillwing*
Gillwing: *eats Helen* NOM!
{~~~}
*Reala runs up to Bomamba*
Reala: Quick, don't think about cats!
Bomamba: *pukes out her sausage cats*
{~~~}
Wizeman: Here comes the airplane!~
Young Chamelon: *opens mouth*
*airplane crashes into Nightmare Castle*
{~~~}
Jackle: *choking*
Reala: Is anybody here a doctor?
Nightmaren Doctor: I am!
Reala: *points at Nightmaren Doctor*Well, you're a nerd!
*Jackle falls unconscious but still manages to high five Reala*
LTP: YAY! WE'RE DONE! And now, NAP TIME! *faceplants on the ground*
Selph: I take it that this is normal too?
NiGHTS: Pretty much.
Selph: ... Well I'm gonna go chug a gallon of LSD again.
Reala: OH HELL NO! The last time you did that, you went streaking in Master Wizeman's throne room while you thought you were being chased by a pack imaginary wolves! And then you started screaming something about penguins before trying to make out with Donbalon!
Selph: Hehe, good times.
NiGHTS: *whispers* Hey Jackle.
Jackle: *whispering* Yeah?
NiGHTS: If Selph's gonna down another gallon of LSD, maybe we should record it this time so LTP can have a good laugh when she wakes up.
Jackle: Good idea!
*Jackle takes a camera out of his hat and hands it to NiGHTS*
Jackle: Here ya go!
NiGHTS: ... Jackle, why did you have a camera hidden in your hat?
Jackle: ... No reason. *shifty eyes*
NiGHTS: ... You use this to spy on LTP don't you?
Jackle: ... Maaaybe...
VIVA LA RANMDOMNESS!
Note: I do not condone the use or abuse of drugs.