LTP: Quick update everyone! I will be going away on vacation this week, so there may be a slight delay in the next episode. Don't worry, I plan on working on it, but since I won't be at my computer, the next episode might be a day or two late. So just hold tight, and hopefully I'll have it done on time. Until then, enjoy this Smosh parody!

Disclaimer: Lady Twilight Prime does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Smosh.

Warning: some spoilers for the third 'Lord of the Rings' movie.

Jackle is Pregnant

(opens in Reala's room where Reala is on his computer as Jackle comes in eating a candy bar)

Jackle: What're you downloading? *sits down in a chair next to Reala*

Reala: Uh, third 'Lord of the Rings'. I've never seen the last one.

Jackle: You've never seen the last 'Lord of the Rings'!?

Reala: No.

Jackle: Dude! That's like the best one! Okay, so like, Frodo-

Reala: Dude okay, if you ruin this movie for me like you do with every movie, I will jump out of a freaking window, okay?

Jackle: Sorry man. Anyway, I just came in here to... tell you something kinda important.

Reala: What?

Jackle: ... I'm pregnant.

Reala: *scoffs* Why would you ever-

*Jackle stands up and pulls a shirt over his head and covers his stomach with it, revealing his "baby bump"*

Reala: Oh my Wizeman! How did that happen!?

Jackle: *sits back down and sighs* I don't know, I think, maybe Antoinette got me pregnant? You know, before I dumped her?

Reala: But, she dumped you.

Jackle: ... No she didn't.

Reala: Yes.

Jackle: No!

Reala: Yes!

Jackle: No!

Reala: Yes!

Jackle: No!

Reala: Yes!

Jackle: NO!

Reala: Then what's this?

*Reala brings up a video file on his computer titled 'Jackle gets dumped. mov. It shows Jackle in his room with his now ex-girlfriend, Antoinette*

Video Jackle: So, have you ever thought about how many kids we're gonna have?

Antoinette: I think I wanna... break up.

Video Jackle: ... NNNOOOOOOOOOO! *gets in Antoinette's face* WHHHYYYY!? *sob* YOU RUIN MY LIFE! *grabs a pillow and tosses it about* GET OUT!

*Antoinette leaves*

Jackle: Why were you in my room?

Reala: ... Why, why aren't- why aren't you out getting a pregnancy test or something? S-see if you're pregnant?

*later in the bathroom*

Jackle: *examining the pregnancy test box* Pee on the tester to determine if you're pregnant. Hm. *sets down his candy bar* Alright.

*Jackle proceeds to pee on the pregnancy test's box when Reala comes in*

Reala: Hey Jackle, what did- *sees Jackle peeing on the box* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

*Jackle turns around to face Reala, still peeing*

Reala: OH MY! AAAHH! STOP! STOP!*starts freaking out a bit*

Jackle: I CAN'T STOP MID-PEE! THAT TAKES YEARS OF TRAINING! AH! OH WIZEMAN!

Reala: JUST TURN AROUND!

Jackle: I CAN'T!

Jackle and Reala: *screaming and general freaking out*

*later in the living room, where Reala has an expression somewhere between mortified and incredibly pissed off as Jackle walks in*

Jackle: Hey um... can we just pretend that I didn't just pull an R. Kelly on you?

Reala: ... So are you preggo or what?

Jackle: Okay, can you not call it 'preggo'? Because every time you do, it reminds me of spaghetti.

Reala: *confused look*

Jackle: And yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant. *walks out*

*later at the Nightmaren Doctor's office*

Jackle: *rubbing his belly* So, is it a girl or a boy?

Nightmaren Doctor: *sighs and rubs his temples* Look, there is no way a male 'Maren could be pregnant. When your girlfriend broke up with you, you probably just got depressed and put on a few pounds.

Jackle: Okay look, I cry all the time, I get super emotional, and I eat all the time. So yes, I am pregnant!

*Nightmaren Doctor motions to a male Nightmaren anatomy chart*

Nightmaren Doctor: Point to which organ you think your baby could possibly be in.

*Jackle points at the colon, then the Nightmaren Doctor points at it*

Nightmaren Doctor: That's your colon. You're gonna poop your baby out?

Jackle: Well duh! That's the way that all babies are born!

Nightmaren Doctor: *'Seriously?' face*

Jackle: You're really that stupid!?

*later again in Down Town Nightmare*

Reala: So he didn't even give you an ultrasound or anything?

Jackle: No. He just called me fat. I think he's a racist. *sees someone in the distance* Oh! Hide! *pushes Reala towards a bush*

Reala: What?

Jackle: *peeks up from behind the bush* That skank!

*camera shows Antoinette walking and talking with an overweight Nightmaren*

Jackle: Antoinette got that guy pregnant too! *scoffs and take a bite of his candy bar*

Reala: You know, I'm actually... kinda starting to think you are just fat.

Jackle: Okay, I am pregnant, okay!? Just wait five more months and you'll see!

*five months later*

Jackle: Guess I really am just fat.

Reala: Told you ya shouldn't have bought all that baby stuff.

*camera pans over to a bunch of baby supplies, including a car seat, a stroller and many toys*

Jackle: You know what? I'm actually kind of relieved that I'm not pregnant. Almost as relieved as Frodo was at the end of the last 'Lord of the Rings', you know, like when he drops the ring into the lava of Mt. Doom and Sauron is defeated and like, everybody's happy at the end. You know?

*the whole time Jackle is talking and spoiling the ending for the third 'Lord of the Rings', Reala is becoming more and more angry, and makes good on his earlier threat*

Reala: RAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! *throws himself out of a window*

LTP: Alright, now that this week's episode is out of the way, I'll see ya'll next time! *hops onto Peanut the giant Pug* AWAY PEANUT!

*Peanut charges through the wall, leaving rubble in its wake*

Reala: Wizeman damn it! Not again!

*LTP laughs in the distance*

Le Review~