LTP: Now, here it this week's episode! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: LTP Doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures.

Chamelon Syndrome

(opens in Jackle's room as someone knocks on the door)

Jackle: *lying face down on the couch* Uugh! I'm busy! You get it.

Reala: Lazy f***.

*Reala opens the door, revealing the visitor to be Chamelon, who is crying desperately, and is without his hat*

Chamelon: ...I think I lost my c-c...HAT!

Jackle: *talking to his own hat, holding it with both hands* I won't let them take you.

Chamelon: I feel really fu..fu.. SO SAD without it.

Reala: Wait, so you don't swear when you don't have your hat?

Chamelon: Pleeease, help me find it! There's a treasure as your reward!

Jackle: *swoops in from above* HA! Treasure you say? We're finding that F***ING HAT!

*cuts to the trio walking towards a church*

Chamelon: Perhaps it fell off during my harp recital.

Jackle: I'll ninja my way inside, just like Wizeman would.

*Jackle pulls a katana from out of nowhere and jumps into a window. A girl screams. He comes out of the second window and his sword is all bloody*

Jackle:Nope, no hat in there!*close up of Jackle's face with a deep voice* AND NO SURVIVORS.

*time lapse*

Reala: Hey, maybe those street artists have seen it.

Street Artist 'Maren 1: Yo, what you doin' on our turf, man?

Street Artist 'Maren 2: Si, burrito. Don't you know that these streets are peligro? That means dangerous.

Chamelon: Oh, goodness. Your painting is GORGEOUS!

Street Artist 'Maren 1: What you say, poquito verde?

Chamelon: Our creator must be SO PROUD of you.

Street Artist 'Maren 1: *emotional* Really, man? No one has ever said this to me before.

Street Artist 'Maren artist 2: Is true, amigo.

*the street artists start hugging each other and crying as Reala and Chamelon walk away and Jackle floats away upside down slowly*

Street Artist 'Maren 1: *still crying and hugging* Gracias. Gracias.

Street Artist 'Maren 2: You have so much potential.

*time lapse, Jackle picks up a rock while Chamelon cries*

Jackle: Nope...

*time lapse, Jackle picks up Clawz*

Jackle: Nooo...

*time lapse, he lifts up a hat factory*

Jackle: Nein! *drops the hat factory*

Chamelon: *still crying* It's not here, either.

Reala: Well, I guess you're stuck being super nice and s***.

Off-screen voice: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Chamelon: *gasps* My hat!

Mall Santa: *points NiGHTS* You're a hoe! *points at an Claris* You're a hoe! *points at Will* And what the F*** would you like for Christmas, ASS****?

Will: I just want the old Santa back.

Mall Santa: Santa's dead, B****! *Will runs away crying* *to Chamelon* What do you want, DIARRHEA-BREATH?

Chamelon: You stole MY HAT! *akes the hat off of him* Oh, this feels like-

*Chamelon puts the hat on and Mall Santa starts to electrocute*

Chamelon: LIKEASSF***TRIPLEWHYASSF***BEGINSTOFUUUU-!

*Mall Santa explodes and all that's left is his skeleton*

Chamelon: Ah, much better! As promised, here's your treasure. *takes a picture out of his hat, with a giggle and gives it to Jackle, who gasps at it*

*the picture is actually a pair of breasts*

Jackle: *gasps* Boooooooooobs!

*Will is back with them*

Jackle: Aw, you see kids? Miracles do happen, if you believe in yourself. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Reala: What?! It's the middle of summ-

LTP: Okay! And we are done for today! Also, I just stole a bunch of s*** from Miley Cyrus' house, who wants to help me blow it up?

Reala: I'm in.

NiGHTS: Me too!

Jackle: F*** YEAH!

Chamelon: Aw, but I like Miley Cyrus...

LTP: *Are You F***in' Kidding... rage meme face* ... I don't even know you anymore...