LTP: Ok, I'm sure anyone who's figured out the episode rotation would've been expecting a 'NiGHTS and Reala Play' episode to go up today. Well sorry to disappoint, but we're going to be taking a break from those for a while, mainly because I fell way behind in getting them done but also so I can have the opportunity to start airing other episodes I got done a while back. Also, I know I said this episode would go up on the 23rd, but I decided to bump it up a couple of weeks.
Reala: I can't believe you did this. This was one of the sketches I actually enjoyed doing.
LTP: Relax Reala, it's only temporary. Do you even know how long it takes to type up the script for the 'NiGHTS and Reala Play' sketches? It takes several hours, mainly because Matt and Pat talk over each other a lot and it makes it difficult to understand what they're saying.
Reala: Whatever.
LTP: Anyway, since I found out that there are two new 'Llamas with Hats' on Youtube, I went ahead and got to work on them. I now present to you, my lovely audience, Nightmaren with Hats 5! Now Reala, the disclaimer if you will!
Reala: *grumbles* LTP Doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats.
LTP: WHO'S READY FOR MORE PSYCHOPATHIC JACKLE!?
Nightmaren with Hats 5
(opens in pure Valley where NiGHTS is talking to Jackle)
NiGHTS: Jaaackle! ... I know you've done something!
Jackle: Whatever do you mean?
NiGHTS: You've always done something! It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time, what have you done?
Jackle: You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.
NiGHTS: Jackle.
Jackle: I am a respected member of the community. To even insinuate-
NiGHTS: Ok, Jackle. So what did you do today?
Jackle: Well, let's see, I washed the car.
NiGHTS: Uh huh.
Jackle: I made a donation to the local Girl Scouts troops.
NiGHTS: Sure.
Jackle: I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster.
NiGHTS: What else?
Jackle: Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
NiGHTS: Go on.
Jackle: Annd, I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Owl. I believe that's it. Done.
NiGHTS: That's it?
Jackle: That's all I did today.
*suddenly a rift in time opens up between NiGHTS and Jackle*
Jackle: Ooh!
NiGHTS: Jaaackle, what is that!?
Jackle: I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities.
NiGHTS: Jackle!
Jackle: I apologize, that was wrong.
NiGHTS: Explain Jackle!
Jackle: Well, from here it looks like a weather balloon.
NiGHTS: I'm not in the mood for this!
Jackle: I think it's just a lens flare and some dust.
NiGHTS: Just tell me Jackle!
Jackle: Fine. I may have created a crack in space-time.
*baby hands start coming through the rift*
Jackle: ... Through which to collect millions of baby hands.
*silence*
NiGHTS: ... Huh.
Jackle: What do you mean 'huh'?
NiGHTS: I... think I was expecting worse.
Jackle: Worse? This is totally f***ed man.
NiGHTS: I know, but after last time, with the nuke and the faces, it's just-
Jackle: Come on! Look at this! How did I even do this?
NiGHTS: I don't understand how or why you do anything.
Jackle: Do you know what it feels like to be Jackle right now? It hurts, not as much as the babies, but it hurts.
NiGHTS: Uh, Jackle?
Jackle: What?
NiGHTS: Why... are there only hands from white babies?
Jackle: Well, you know, Whitey's gotta pay.
NiGHTS: Ah.
Jackle: And the payment is baby hands.
LTP: *sighs happily* It's good to have this psychopathic humor again!
Reala: *grumbles*
NiGHTS: Why is Reala so grouchy?
LTP: Oh he's just being pouty because I temporarily suspended the 'NiGHTS and Reala Play' sketches. I already explained earlier that the reason we're taking a break from them is to allow more time to work on the scripts for them. Besides, I've got a ton of scripts that will be used in place of N&RP while I work on them.
Jackle: What do we do with all these baby hands?!
LTP: ... WHO'S UP FOR A BONFIRE?!
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