LTP: There you are Jackle! So, did ya have fun on Sundiel's set?

Jackle: *still eating his Nightopian cookie* Yup! She also told me to give ya this! *pulls a flamethrower out of his cloak* She said it also dispenses snacks!

LTP: OOOH! That's awesome! *takes the flamethrower and torches a random dummy with it* I am gonna have so much fun with this! Thank you Sundiel! *triggers the snack dispenser* Ooh! Pocky! *eats the Pocky* This is awesome! Alright, let's take care of the disclaimer and light this candle!

Jackle: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures!

LTP: *lights a candle with the flamethrower* HELL YEAH!

Fang Angels

(Reala and NiGHTS are on a couch watching a movie. Neither is wearing their hat)

Stella: Oh, Tedward. Are you gonna love me forever?

Tedward: Forever, until you die.

NiGHTS: *emotionally* Oh, my God. This is the best part.

Reala: *bored* Oh, man, I know, Fang Angels is sooooo good.

Tedward: *shows the DVD case of Fang Angels* Fang Angels... *bored tone* ehh hhhhh-

NiGHTS: Oh, Reala, you're so sensitive.

Reala: *thinking* Just like my d***.

NiGHTS: I just wish this movie wasn't so long.

Reala: *thinking* Just like mah d***!

NiGHTS: And this couch is soooo soft.

Reala: *thinking* Just like mah d***! Oh, wait.

*leans in closer, wanting to kiss NiGHTS*

NiGHTS: *gets excited and gets closer to Reala* Oh, Reala!

*Reala's phone rings*

Reala: *answers* Hello?

Jackle: 'Sup, b****? Where ya stompin'?

Reala: Who is this? *gets up*

Jackle: Who this is?

Reala: I told you not to call me tonight, I'm kind of in the middle of something...

NiGHTS: Who is it?

Reala: Haha, oh, it's Wizeman! Hi, Wizeman! *Jackle belches over the phone* Oh, eeewww gross, Wizeman.

Jackle: Yeah, mama, give me some of that spanky juice, yeah!

*at the same time*:

Jackle: Yeah and slap those boobies like water balloons! I'm going spelunking down in your wonder cave!

Reala: Oh, What? Oh no, is no sanitary...

NiGHTS: *back facing the camera* Reala, why don't you hang up the phone and *lowers the blanket, exposing her breasts* come over here?

Jackle: Yo! Why don't you come over here and sit on these nuts?

Reala: Ugh, Wizeman.

Jackle: I know you want to, Stacy baby.

Reala: Stacy?

NiGHTS: *pulls up the blanket suddenly, covering her breasts* What?!

Jackle: I'mma star-69 you, and we gon' pound, pound, pound all night long.

Reala: Uh, I gotta go.

Jackle: Wait!

Reala: *annoyed* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Jackle: I got something to tell you.

Reala: What?

Jackle: This is my one phone call. *the jail cell closes and Reala hangs up*

*shows Jackle doing things while in jail*

Lifting a 10,000 pound barbell.

Beating a guy up in the shower.

Prison chef putting sloppy food on Jackle's tray.

Mining rocks with pickaxe.

Writing a journal.

Talking to another inmate.

Jackle: Jackle. The name's Jackle. *Shawshank Redemption reference*

Digging out with a spoon and crawling out through a sewer pipe.

Jackle: I'M FREE, MOTHERF***A!

He robs a bank immediately afterwards.

Policemaren surround him, aiming their guns at him.

Policemaren: Freeze!

Lifting a 10,000 pound barbell again.

LTP: And that wraps up today's episode! And now for your payment Jackle, six hambones and some roasted Nightopians! *hold out the stuff*

Jackle: HAMBONES! *takes the stuff and flies off to his room*

NiGHTS: Some roasted what!?

LTP: Aw crap, that's right. NiGHTS won't eat Nightopians like most Nightmaren do.

NiGHTS: You killed some of the Nightopians?!

LTP: NiGHTS calm down! I didn't kill any Nightopians! Clawz got bored, went Nightopian hunting and I got some from him. And even then, they were already dead and cooked when I got them. I hate the idea of killing small animals in my own world, so I would never even consider killing this little baby-faced guys. In fact the roasted Nightopian from the last Smosh sketch was just a plastic prop.

NiGHTS: Well... alright, as long as you didn't kill them...

LTP: Now that we got that out of the way, why don't you go and "cuddle" with Reala, if you get my meaning. Who knows? It might make you feel better.

NiGHTS: *suddenly in a better mood* You know what? I think I will. *flies off to Reala's room*

LTP: Alright have fun! If ya need me, I'll be playing with my new flamethrower in Frozen Bell! *to the camera* Thanks again Sundiel! You are awesome!

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P.S. In case anyone was wondering, Sundiel is the creator of the Digimon story 'Randomness'. And she is hilarious!