Dear Wanker

by Where're Teh Twinkies

When England loses his temper, he does what anyone else would - writes an insulting letter to someone whether he likes them or not, because it's not his fault there are so many bloody wankers in the world to day, and you are one of them.

15. E-Mail to That Wanker, Romano

Dear Romano,

I suppose we haven't been the best of friends, but…well, yes, I'd be willing to assist you. I mean, this relentless war can't go on forever, can it? I don't really like you and you don't really like me—I guess that's something we have in common?

Well, anyway, I'd like to know what's going on, but I'm sure you'll explain everything in time. I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes—I'm in.

Sincerely,

England