LTP: Hey everyone! Today we're starting a new segment, the animated sketches from Sanity not Included! And just a heads up, every now and then the roles for the characters may be switched up, depending on the what happens in the episode. Also, I realize that the first animated sketch from season 2 of SnI was Cool New Friends, not The Crows, but the main reason that one was skipped was because I could not figure out who should play the role of Jackle's nonexistent grandmother and little sister. Anyway, here's the casting for this week's episode.
Lyle will be played by Reala
Dex will be played by Jackle
Nina will be played by NiGHTS
LTP: Also, I do not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Sanity not Included. I just script these various internet videos for the sake of entertainment.
The Crows
(opens in NiGHTS' room, more specifically her bed. Nights is sleeping without her hat on and is wearing a purple silk nightgown. Reala is also in her bed with a pillow over his face, and is wearing only his black shirt. Jackle is in her bed as well and is not wearing his hat (or anything for that matter) either, revealing his own horns and orange hair)
NiGHTS: *rolls onto her right side and gets in Jackle's face*
Jackle: *sniff* Hello.
NiGHTS: *wakes up and sees Jackle* What are you doing?
Jackle: *sits up and stretches* I'm in your bed.
NiGHTS: I-I can see that.
Reala: *muffled by the pillow* Will you two shut up!? I'm trying to sleep!
NiGHTS: *sighs* Why are you both in my bed?
Jackle: *laying down again* I don't even know why you're complaining, I mean, it's never been a problem before, now has it?
Reala: *laughs, still muffled* Nice.
*Reala and Jackle keep trying to high five each other but keep missing, NiGHTS just closes her eyes in annoyance*
Jackle: Come on, I can do it, I can do it. *high fives Reala*
NiGHTS: Ugh, what's wrong with your beds?
Jackle: *sits up and stretches again* Uhn, you really don't wanna know NiGHTS. *lays back down* You really don't wanna know.
NiGHTS: *hovering over Jackle, annoyed* What's so bad about sleeping in your own bed?
Jackle: *sits up and coughs* Well you see NiGHTS, outside your window, you don't have- *glances out the window, then lets out a loud gasp* THE CROWS!
*camera zooms out through NiGHTS' window, showing a pair of crows cawing outside while dramatic music plays*
NiGHTS: ... Mmm hmm. That's interesting.
*NiGHTS kicks Jackle and Reala out into the hall*
Jackle: Hey what- OW!
Reala: S***!
Jackle: Ugh, I didn't like that...
Reala: *groans* We gotta get rid of these f***ing birds man.
Jackle: Yeah, by any means necessary. *close up of Jackle determined eyes*
(later, outside)
Jackle: Hey crows.
Reala: Time to talk this out.
Jackle: I don't speak bird but, *takes out a rocket launcher*
Reala: *loads an assault rifle* I got a damn good translator.
Jackle: SUCK MY MASSIVE BALLS! *fires rocket at the crows*
Reala: *firing bullets at the crows* EAT LEAD MOTHER FU-
Jackle: Well that's not- *the crows somehow redirect the rocket back at Jackle, it explodes and Jackle screams like a girl*
Reala: *gets grabbed by two crows* Hey, hey, HEY! PUT ME DOWN *screams*
*Jackle and Reala scream and curse as the crows beat the crap out of them*
(later, back inside the castle)
*Reala and Jackle walk back to their rooms, defeated. Jackle is now sporting a black eye, is missing a tooth, and is covered in scratches. Reala is also covered in scratches and his clothes are torn in various places*
Jackle: There's nothing more we can do man, the crows have beaten us! *leans against doorway* Ugh, have a s***ty morning my friend.
Reala: Hell, like I have a choice.
Jackle: *tired* Good night.
Reala: Night.
(the next morning, in Reala's room)
Reala: *wakes up and stretches while yawning* Did I actually sleep last night? Wait a minute. *looks out the window* It's gone! The chirping's gone! JACKLE!
*Reala runs out and finds Jackle in the kitchen*
Reala: JACKLE THE CHIRPING'S GONE! THEY'RE NOT MAKING NOISE WITH THEIR ASS**** BIRD FACES ANYMORE!
Jackle: *chuckles* I know mate, we're free! I got rid of them once and for all! *takes a sip of his coffee, decaf*
Reala: What did you do?
Jackle: It was simple, I just made a scarecrow!
*cuts to outside, where we see Jackle's "scarecrow" is really a sign that simply says, 'F*** off crows'*
LTP: And that's it! Hope you all enjoyed the first installment of Sanity not included!
Donbalon: *swings in from a rope* ~I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL~!
LTP: NOOO! *shoots Donbalon with an automatic handgun*
*Donbalon falls flat on his face*
LTP: Now let's get some cool music in here!
*opening theme from Attack on Titan starts playing*
LTP: NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
Reala: ... Oddly enough, I'm not even surprised.