Dear Wanker

by Where're Teh Twinkies

When England loses his temper, he does what anyone else would - writes an insulting letter to someone whether he likes them or not, because it's not his fault there are so many bloody wankers in the world to day, and you are one of them.

16. England Bastard

Dear England Bastard,

Uh, thanks, I guess…

I still hate you though, you stupid bastard with your stupid eyebrows and your crappy food. And, now, your crappy cat. My turtle, Lovino Jr., can take on your damn cat ANY DAY, you just pick a place!

Whatever, I guess,

Romano