LTP: Hey everyone, we're back! Sorry about my little rant last episode, I was pretty aggravated about that guy and just had to get it off my chest. And now, the reason why you should never get into an argument with your friend over the pronunciation of the word 'milk'.
Disclaimer: Lady Twilight Prime doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Julian Smith.
Malk
(opens in the kitchen of NiGHTS' and Owl's home)
Reala: *opens fridge* Hey NiGHTS, you got anything to drink?
NiGHTS: Yeah, in the fridge.
Jackle: Hey Reala ah, grab me a glass of Malk.
Reala: They don't have any Malk but I can get you some Milk.
NiGHTS: That's what he just said.
Jackle: Yeah, I just want some Malk.
Reala: *closes fridge* No, you're saying it wrong, you're saying 'Malk'! Like, like it's a disease.
NiGHTS: Ah ha ha, how do you say it?
Reala: *crosses arms* I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it. Milk. M-I-L-K.
NiGHTS: Right, like 2%.
Jackle: Right, whole Malk.
Reala: No no no no no, say Milkshake.
Jackle: Milkshake.
Reala: Ok, so now say Milk.
Jackle: Malk.
Reala: *drops hands at his sides, looks at NiGHTS* ...Are you hearing this?
NiGHTS: Yeah, the 'Maren wants a glass of Molk.
Reala: Molk?!
NiGHTS: Give him the Molk, Reala!
*Owl comes in*
Owl: NiGHTS, inside voices please.
NiGHTS: Sorry Owl, my Nightmaren friends.
*Owl leaves*
Jackle: REALA! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
Reala: Why are you yelling at me?
NiGHTS: Just give him the friggin' Molk!
Reala: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Jackle: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, REALA!
Reala: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK! YOU'RE SAYING M-
NiGHTS: MALK! MAAALK! MAAAAALK!
Jackle: MAAAAALK!
Reala: *eye twitches*
NiGHTS: MAAAAAAAAAALK!
Jackle: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK!~
Reala: *takes out gun and points it at NiGHTS & Jackle* SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!
*Reala points his gun at his head, Jackle and NiGHTS take out their guns and point them at Reala*
NiGHTS: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN!
Jackle: DON'T-DON'T DO IT! REALA!
Reala: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn't make any sense!
*NiGHTS and Jackle look at each other and aim their guns at their own heads*
NiGHTS: REALA, PUT IT DOWN!
Jackle: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Reala: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!
NiGHTS: REALA, PUT IT DOWN NOW!
Reala: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!
Jackle: YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Reala: PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Jackle: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Reala: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!
*camera cuts to Reala on the phone*
Reala: And then, after that, we pull the trigger, all of us.
LTP: *also on the phone, opens her oven* No, we are not filming something like that!
Reala: Why not?
LTP: It's so... dark, I don't know.
*camera shows LTP petting one of her pugs in the oven*
LTP: Reala I need to call you back man, I'm really busy.
LTP: And that wraps up today's episode!
*Chamelon walks by, well hovers by, you know 'cause he has no legs*
Chamelon: ~What does the fox say-
LTP: NOOOO! *uses flamethrower on Chamelon*
Chamelon: *screams like a little girl*
*suddenly a Mr. Saturn from Earthbound/Mother 2 runs by*
Mr. Saturn: Zoom! Boing!
LTP: *looks where the Mr. Saturn ran off to* ... The f***? ... I should really go check on The Hall of Universes.
*Navi from Ocarina of Time flies in*
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
LTP: GOD DAMN IT!