NiGHTS: Does anyone else find it oddly quiet today?
Jackle: Probably 'cause LTP got a case of Laryngitis and lost her voice.
*camera pans over to LTP, who is holding a whiteboard with a mildly annoyed expression*
Reala: *bursts out laughing* Now that is rich!
*LTPs writes something on her whiteboard and shows it to Reala*
Reala: Oh, that's just rude.
LTP: *erases the previous message and writes a new one* I was going to be in this episode, but since I lost my voice for the time being, I'll have Claris sing my part instead. She seems more fitting for this particular song anyway.
NiGHTS: That's great! It's been a while since Claris was on the show.
LTP: I don't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Joker.
Joker
(opens in Jackle's room as the song Joker starts playing)
Jackle:
~Hajimemashou ka shootaimu
Utsukushii kimi wo shoutai
Hitotsu geemu wa doudai?
Kimi no jikan wo choudai~
(Shall we begin? It's show-time
The invitation is for the beautiful you
How does one game sound?
Please allow me some of your time)
Ruuru bukku wa ryoukai?
Nasake muyou wa jouai
Kimi wa hoshii no chouai
Penarutii wa shou ga nai
(Do you consent to the rule book?
Compassion is a useless affection
You want a favour from me
A penalty is inevitable)
Tokei no hari wo gyaku ni mawashite mo modorenai
Kaddo wa mou temoto ni wa nai no sa!
(You can't turn back the hands on the clock
I've already put my cards into play!)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~Nureta hitomi no shoujo~
(a girl with wet eyes)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~yureta sekai no choukou~
(a sign of the shaken world)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~nieta yukai na joukyou~
(pleasant circumstances have risen)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~kieta futari no shoujo~
(two girls disappeared)
*musical break*
Jackle:
~Kimi ni sekai wo shoukai
Yami wa jukai ni youkai
Sude ni kitai wa rinkai
Ima no kibun wa doudai?~
(I introduce you to the world
The darkness dissolves amongst a sea of trees
I'm already having critical expectations
Well, what are you currently feeling?)
~Mushou no ai wo gyaku ni ataete mo kowasenai
Kaado wa mou temoto ni wa nai no sa~
(I gave you unbreakable love, asking nothing in return
The cards have already been put into play)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~zureta HIKARI wo choukou~
(the light shifted to a dim)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~sureta ikari wo youjou~
(recovering from an agitated anger)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~fureta shitai wo choukyou~
(restraining the limbs it affected)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~kireta futari no hyoujou~
(the two people kept still expressions)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~nureta hitomi no shoujo~
(a girl with wet eyes)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~mieta shikai no myoujou~
(a morning star from the world of the dead was visible)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~nieta yukai na joukyou~
(pleasant circumstances have risen)
Claris: ~Joker~
Jackle: ~nigeta futari no shoujo~
(the two girls ran away together)
*song draws to a close*
LTP: And that is it for this week! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go and try to sleep off this Laryngitis like a bad hangover.
*LTP throws the whiteboard over her shoulder and walks off*
Claris: Hopefully LTP will have her voice back by next week. I don't know what I would do if I lost my voice.
Reala: I'm hoping it comes back, never.
*NiGHTS spots Jackle walking in the direction LTP went with a bottle full of... something*
NiGHTS: What have you got there Jackle?
Jackle: My super elixir for curing Laryngitis! *strikes a dramatic pose as he hold out the bottle*
Claris: ... What's in it, exactly?
Jackle: Salt water, garlic, apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, ginger, and onion syrup!
NiGHTS: ...
Claris: ...
Reala: That sounds disgusting... go give it to LTP.
*LTP throws one of her shoes at Reala off-screen, hitting him on-screen*
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