LTP: I said I would be bringing back the Drunk Nightmaren Play, and I delivered! Enjoy the show!
Disclaimer: LTP does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, 11 Drunk Guys, or any Slender based games. In addition, LTP does not approve of drinking irresponsibly.
9 Drunk Nightmaren Play Sanatorium
(Opens in Selph's room during a party as he has now been included into the Drunk Nightmaren Play family. Jackle is dancing around on a table with a lamp shade on his head while Donbalon is hopping around the room because he believes he is a bunny rabbit. Chamelon is attempting to do a pole dance but keeps falling off while Puffy starts drunk singing. Bomamba and Queen Bella are doing jello shots while NiGHTS and Reala play a little tonsil hockey. And Selph is in front of his laptop and getting ready to play Sanatorium. And needless to say, everyone's wasted*
Donbalon: I cut my lip on a beer can...
Jackle: SSSHHHHH!
NiGHTS: HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!
{~~~}
Reala: Shut the f*** up!
Selph: We're in the laundry room!
NiGHTS: Hey, did you forget the basket?
Queen Bella: Wait, yeah.
Donbalon: My tighty whiteys!
Jackle: Pick up the basket!
Donbalon: MY TIGHTY WHITEYS!
{~~~}
Reala: Guys please shut up!
Chamelon: We need to focus on-
Bomamba: *spots a page* OH! THERE'S A PAGE!
NiGHTS: PAGE!
Donbalon: *slurred mumbling*
*Selph picks up the page*
Puffy: What does it say? What does it say?
Jackle: *high pitched* HE CAME FROM THE FOREST!
Reala: OH F***!
NiGHTS: Yeah, it came from the forest! This guy copied-
Chamelon: *slurred* The Amazon has beautiful species!
{~~~}
Selph: NO HE'S BREATHING AT ME, HE'S BREATHING AT ME!
Bomamba: F*** you!
Selph: 'Kay. *looks around*
Queen Bella: No, stop looking around!
Reala: Don't turn around!
Chamleon: Don't turn around!
*walks by an elevator*
Puffy: Okay get in the elevator!
NiGHTS: DON'T GO THERE! Don't go there!
Donbalon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! IT DOESN'T WORK!
Jackle: *flailing hands around* THE ELEVATOR IS A TRAP!
{~~~}
Jackle: Oh my God! That's like the fruit ice cream stand!
Selph: Bleer! *spits in Bomamba's direction*
Bomamba: That was right in the eyes!
NiGHTS: I want some motha f***ing fruit!
Reala: THEY SPELLED BARGAIN WRONG!
{~~~}
Queen Bella: Oh no, no, no! You should've went left!
*a page comes into view*
Everyone: *cheers of triumph*
Chamelon: Whoooo!
Selph: PAGE! *picks up the page*
Donbalon: OH MY GAWD!
Puffy: Why didn't you read it?!
Jackle: RUN!
{~~~}
Reala: F***!
Jackle: He's following you!
Donbalon: Oh my f***.
Jackle: HE'S FOLLOWING YOU!
Selph: Who's following?
NiGHTS: The Slenderman!
Chamelon: Why in the world are we running?
Queen Bella: There's- you- you're so f***ed!
Bomamba: GAAAAHH!
Selph: THERE'S ONLY ONE DOOR!
Puffy: OOOOHH!
Selph: THERE'S ONLY ONE DOOR!
Reala: TURN AROUND!
NiGHTS: Guys, let's just talk to him, I''m sure he's a nice guy!
Jackle: OH MY GOD!
{~~~}
Chamelon: Get in the staircase!
Selph: How big is Slender's penis?
Donbalon: Huge!
Bomamba: IT'S SLENDER, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!
Reala: STOP, STOP!
*Selph finds a page*
Everyone: *victory cheering*
NiGHTS: Whooo!
Reala: You're all b****es!
Selph: Now we have to turn around! Now we have to turn around!
Bomamba: OH NO! OH NOOO!
Donbalon: TAKE A RIGHT! TAKE A RIGHT!
Queen Bella: Turn- look around! What's behind you?
Chamelon: Wait!
*Selph turns around*
NiGHTS: Don't turn around!
*Everyone freaks out a bit, even though Slender Man wasn't even there*
Puffy: Waaaah!
Jackle: Ass****!
Reala: It wasn't even there!
{~~~}
Everyone: *drunken chattering*
Reala: WE'VE ALREADY BEEN IN HERE YOU F***ING F*****!
Donbalon: GET THE TIGHTY WHITEYS!
{~~~}
Selph: Ooooooohhh!
Jackle: WE'RE GONNA GET F***EEED!
Reala: Oh s*** man!
NiGHTS: GO STRAIGHT! GO STRAIGHT! GO STRAIGHT!
*Selph tries to go through a door way on the left*
NiGHTS: NONONONONONONONONO!
Chamelon: NO NO NO!
Everyone: *starts freaking out for no apparent reason*
Jackle: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
*Selph walks down the hall that NiGHTS told him to go down*
Puffy: Whoooo!
Donbalon: THERE WAS NO EXIT! THERE WAS NO EXIT!
NiGHTS: I don't get it, why did every-
Selph: Whoa ho, f***!
Chamleon: GO LEFT!
*Selph goes right, because there is no left in this hall*
Chamelon: Left, left.
NiGHTS: RAH! RAH!
Queen Bella: Oh s***.
Selph: 'Kay, we're at the lion!
Donbalon: WAAAH!
Bomamba: *screams randomly*
Puffy: It's your turn!
Queen Bella: Chill!
Jackle: DON'T LOOK AT THE LION, THE LION'S CHASING US!
Reala: Jackle, shut the f*** up!
Chamelon: We're gonna get f***ed!
Jackle: WAIT, READ THE SIGN ON THE STATUE! READ THE STATUE!
{~~~}
*Selph gets caught by Slender Man*
Everyone: *screaming and hollering*
*someone knocks over the ice cooler*
Jackle: Selph, you son of a b****!
Reala: You f***ing- *notices NiGHTS' clothes are wet* how-
Puffy: Aaaahhh!
Reala: How did you-
Donbalon: AH HA HA!
Reala: HOW DID YOU GET F***ING SOAKED IN LIQUOR?!
NiGHTS: F***ing Chamelon slapped my drink!
Reala: Chamelon sla- *laughs hard*
*drunken chattering*
Bomamba: I f***ing canned myself, I screamed so hard!
Queen Bella: THERE IS ICE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
*Reala throws some ice cubes at Selph*
Selph: OW! YOU HIT ME WITH ICE YOU F***!
{~~~}
*Selph is playing again*
Reala: LEFT! You dumbass!
Puffy: No no! Straight! No, right I mean.
*everyone keeps shouting different directions*
Donbalon: N*****!
Bomamba: Oh my God, it's too late.
*more drunken chattering, then Selph finds a page*
Selph: OH IT'S A PAGE!
NiGHTS: WHOOOO!
Chamelon: What does it say!?
Queen Bella: NO ONE SURVIVES!
Jackle: Yeah? Well, we'll- we'll f***in' survive!
*Lion statue appears in the distance*
Donbalon: It's a lion! *hums 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' nervously*
Jackle: Kay, read the description on the lion statue!
Selph: No, we're gonna die!
{~~~}
*Clawz comes in to see what all the noise is about*
Bomamba: The Buffet, the cafetorium-
NiGHTS: STAY OUT OF THE CAFETORIUM!
Queen Bella: MAMA!
Jackle: STAY IN THE BUFFET! GO FOR THE MASHED POTATOES!
Puffy: WHHAAAAOOOOO!
Jackle: MASHED POTATOES!
Selph: *high pitched* Nooooooo! AAAHHH!
Chamelon: F*** you turtle fish!
*Drunken chattering, then Slendy appears*
Everyone: *freaking the f*** out*
*all the sudden screaming makes Clawz jump and bolt out the door*
Reala: You scared the f***ing cat away!
Selph: S***!
Jackle: *whale noise*
Donbalon: HE WAS THERE! HE'S THE CAFETERIA LADY!
{~~~}
Chamelon: We tried that in Slender and all it-
*Selph finds a page*
Everyone: *cheers of celebration*
NiGHTS: Yay!
Selph: Yes!
Reala: *creepy voice* Always watching!
Jackle: LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Puffy: YAAAHH!
Donbalon: NO ONE EVER LIVED! No one ever dies!
Chamelon: I don't give a s***!
Queen Bella: Left, left, left, left!
Bomamba: Nonononono!
Selph: F*** that s***!
*Jackle grabs onto Reala for some reason*
Donbalon: Yeah, I'm not doing that s***
Reala: Jackle let go of me!
Jackle: I'm sorry! *let's go*
Chamelon: You're an ass n*****!
*drunken babbling*
NiGHTS: That's racist!
*more drunken babbling, then Selph finds a page*
Reala: HEY THERE'S A PAGE!
Bomamba: Whoohoo!
Donblon: What does it say?!
Selph: Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide!
NiGHTS: ~Nowhere to run-~
Puffy and Queen Bella: *random yelps*
{~~~}
*even more drunken rambling, then the lion statue appears in the distance*
Selph: Oh! Oh! Whoa! Whoa f***.
NiGHTS: It's the lion, it's the lion.
Chamelon: *makes whining noises*
Queen Bella: Don't bang into me!
Bomamba: Elevator, elevator!
Jackle: DON'T GO TO THE ELEVATOR! DON'T GO TO THE ELEVATOR!
NiGHTS: GO TO THE ELEVATOR!
Puffy: You'll be trapped!
Reala: You can't go in you dumbass!
Donbalon: We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Chamelon: Turn around!
Selph: He got us at 3 last time!
*Selph checks back briefly, causing a minor freak out*
Donbalon: WUUUUH!
*various screams*
Jackle: F***!
Chamelon: I thought we were dead! I thought we were dead!
{~~~}
*Selph arrives at a bathroom*
Queen Bella: Oh f***!
NiGHTS: OH MY GOD IT'S A BATHROOM!
Jackle: NO! NOT THE BATHROOM!
*small freak out as Selph picks up a page*
Donbalon: NOOOOO! NOT THE BATHROOM!
Reala: Go in the stall and pull your feet up!
{~~~}
*everyone starts singing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'*
Everyone but Jackle: ~A wimbo wep, a wimbo wep~
Jackle: ~IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE~
*the song becomes a cluster f*** of unintelligible nonsense*
Chamelon and Donbalon: ~The lion sleeps tonight!~
Reala: Okay, calm down!
NiGHTS: ~In the jungle!~
Jackle and Chamelon: ~The mighty jungle!~
All three: ~The lion sleeps tonight!~
*Puffy makes a very annoying sound*
Reala: *creepily* Slender Man is coming in your sleeep!~
Chamelon: -No more tokens!
*a page is spotted*
NiGHTS: Whoa it's a page!
Queen Bella: OH YOU'RE F***ED!
Bomamba: Ooh f***!
Donbalon: You're so f***ed!
Jackle: IT'S A DEAD END! *grabs Reala again*
Selph: NEEOOOOOOO!
Reala: STOP TOUCHING ME F***ER!
*several random screams*
{~~~}
Selph: Why are we in a sanatorium?!
NiGHTS: You need to be hydrated! Grab a soda!
*Selph runs over to the vending machine and accidently turns around*
Selph: Why are we in a sanatorium?!
*Slendy is spotted in the distance, hilarity ensues*
Everyone: *much screaming and freaking out*
Jackle: NOOO!
Selph: WHY?! SANATORIUM IS FOR CRAZY PEOPLE!
Reala: Don't go left! Go straight, go straight, go straight!
*Selph goes left anyway*
NiGHTS: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Jackle: He's behind you!
Reala: NO! NO! NO! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?
Puffy: TURN RIGHT, TURN RIGHT, TURN RIGHT!
Selph: This is not a genuine sanatorium!
*Selph turns around and Slender Man in the doorway of a nearby room*
Everyone: *FREAK OUT!*
Puffy: He's gone!
Queen Bella: WHAT THE F***?!
Jackle: What the hell just happened!?
Chamelon: Ooh f***!
Donbalon: I am filled with turkey jizz!
NiGHTS: He was right behind you!
Selph: Guys!
Bomamba: Oh s***!
Selph: Guys, virgins don't die in scary movies!
Jackle: S***, s***, s***!
Chamelon: I'm a virgin!
Donablon: YES!
Reala: *eyes wide* I'M NOT!
{~~~}
*Selph gets caught by Slendy again*
Everyone: *more freak outs!*
Donbalon: Nononononononoonono!
Reala: F*** YOU SLENDER MAN! F*** YOU!
{~~~}
Donbalon: Ooooh no!
Jackle: You're done! You're dead!
Donbalon: Oooooohh!
Reala: You're black!
{~~~}
Bomamba: DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA GET CORNERED! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Chamelon: It's always on the left!
NiGHTS: *spots the page* OH IT'S A PAAAGE! *claps* There's a paaage!
{~~~}
Reala: -'Cause you can only run for like, fifteen seconds.
*Selph finds a page*
Selph: Yeeeaaahhh!
Queen Bella: Whoooooo!
Jackle: D*** LICKER!
Puffy: No one survives!
NiGHTS: Run! RUUUN!
Bomamba: Oh s***!
{~~~}
Donbalon: YO WE'RE GONNA DIE!
*page comes up*
Chamelon: Oh there's the page!
Selph: YES!
NiGHTS: Oh s***, he's gonna be in the doorway! He's gonna be in the doorway!
Queen Bella: Go, go, go!
*drunk chattering*
Selph: He took my girl now he's coming for me!
Donbalon: Now he's c***ing on me!
Reala: HA! F*****!
{~~~}
Jackle: Bathroom!
NiGHTS: There's one, it's on your left! It's on your left!
Donbalon: There's no page! There's no page!
*the page appears*
Donbalon: OH THERE'S A PAGE!
Chamelon: Six pages!
Donbalon: RUN! RUUUUN!
*gets caught by Slendy again*
Everyone: *girlish screaming*
Donbalon: I TOLD YOU RUN!
Reala: He was in the bathroom stall!
Donbalon: I TOLD YOU TO RUN!
Chamelon: He was masturbating!
Jackle: Slender was taking a dump!
Donbalon: *chucks an empty beer can at Selph* YOU DIDN'T RUN!
{~~~}
Queen Bella: -Like twenty dollar mode.
NiGHTS and Reala: ~Give me twenty dollars, give me twenty dollars!~
{~~~}
Chamelon: ~Never gonna give you up~
*everyone joins in*
Everyone: ~Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry,~
Selph: 'Kay, wait wait!
Everyone but Selph: ~Never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!~
{~~~}
Jackle: Wait, what if the creature was actually Rick Astley?
Puffy: Nononono!
NiGHTS: We need to make our own game where the creature following you is Rick Astley!
Reala: *laughs*
NiGHTS: And then when he gets you, he's like 'Never gonna give you up!'
{~~~}
Chamelon: Oohh, maybe we have to-
Puffy: Nooo! Don't go in the elevator!
{~~~}
Queen Bella: Leftleftleftleftleftleftleftleftleft!
Bomamba: Left! *spots the page* EEEEYYY!
Jackle: Heyoyoyo!
Selph: Took mah girl, now commin' for me.
Puffy: Wait, what?
{~~~}
Selph: Dey took maaah guur!
Jackle: EH DURK A DUR!
Chamelon: GUR DURK A DUR!
Jackle: DER DURK A DUR!
*more weird nonsense*
Donbalon: OH IT'S THE BATHROOM!
NiGHTS: THE BATHROOM!
Donbalon: HE'S IN THE STALL!
Queen Bella: NONONONONO!
Bomamba: He's jerkin' it in the stall!
Reala: F*** you!
NiGHTS: You have to go in there just-
Selph: The bathroom!
Donbalon: WAAAH!
Chamelon: Bathroom!
Puffy: Holy f***! Do you know how to use a mouse?!
Reala: Stop being an ass****!
*Slendy appears*
Everyone: *MORE SCREAMING AND INTELLIGIBLE STATEMENTS*
NiGHTS: He's gone! He's gone! He's gone!
Chamelon: Get in the handicap stall!
Jackle: What the f***?!
Chamelon: Get in the handicap stall!
Reala: HE'S THE MOTHER F***ING BATMAN!
Chamelon: Get in the handicap stall!
*Slender Man is spotted again, more screaming ensues*
{~~~}
Selph: What kinda-
*Slendy appears*
Everyone: WAAAH!
Bomamba: HE WAS RIGHT THERE AGAIN! OH F***!
Reala: YOU ARE SO DEAD!
NiGHTS: I hate this!
Donbalon: *whimpering*
Jackle: I wish I had more socks, because they're so comfortable.
Donbalon: *sad whimpering*
Chamelon: Use the elevator!
Reala: DON'T SLOW DOWN!
Queen Bella: ACH!
{~~~}
Reala: Go right!
*the mouse cursor appears*
Oh s*** it's a mouse!
Everyone: *freaks out a bit over the cursor*
*Selph accidently turns around, and Slender Man is right behind them*
Everyone: *freaks out over the Slender Man*
NiGHTS: Go behind the frozen yogurt stand!
Jackle: Yo, he is the cafeteria lady!
*Donbalon falls over and his mouth lands on Reala's hand*
Reala: STOP KISSING MY HAND! WHAT THE F***?!
Donbalon: I don't know, I'm drunk...
Chamelon: Donbalon is definitely gay!
Donbalon: I'M NOT GAY!
*everyone starts chanting 'Donny's gay!' as Donbalon protests and denies it*
Donbalon: LEMME SPEAK FOR MYSELF! I AM not a gay 'Maren, okay?
Jackle: You just like kissing dude's hands!
Queen Bella: Right!
Donbalon: I AM STANDING UP, I'M STANDING UP AND I-
Reala: Booooooo!
Selph: Slender Man is a metaphor for your homosexuality!
*everyone but Donbalon laughs*
Selph: It's always gonna catch up Donny!
*everyone laughs harder*
Bomamba: Donbalon, he took your girl away!
*pause*
NiGHTS: And now he's coming, FOR YOU!
*Slender Man is spotted*
Everyone: *SCREAMING!*
Jackle: F***ING CATCH ME IN THE NUTS!
Selph: I'm sorry! I'm sor-
*runs right into Slendy, more screaming and hollering as the game comes to an end*
Selph: S***!
*screaming evaporates into laughter*
Reala: Holy f***!
LTP: And that's it for this week! See ya'll next ti-
*'Give me 20 Dollars' starts playing*
LTP: The hell? What is that?
Music: ~No wifin' in the club, give me twenty dollars, give me twenty dollars, give me twenty dollars!~
LTP: Oh wait, if that song is playing, then that means-
*static interrupts LTP, then Slendy teleports to where she is*
LTP: Oh for f***'s sakes! HERE! *hands Slender Man $20* TAKE THE TWENTY BUCKS AND LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE!
*Slender Man takes the twenty and Slender walks out, the music starts to fade away too*
LTP: *sighs* F***ing weirdo.
Review if you've ever survived a Slender game!