-In Town-

Levy McGarden and her best friend Lucy Heartfilia walked through the bustling town of Magnolia. Levy was the owner a very successful book shop and Lucy was a high class lady that often helped out around town. They were on the search for something to do when they ran into their friend Erza.

"Erza! Long time, no see!" Lucy cheerfully shouted at the scarlet-haired woman.

"Ah yes, it's good to see you two!" Erza replied back with a smile.

"Would you like to hang out with us right now?" Levy asked the woman.

"I'd love to, but at the moment I have to help the King plan something big."

"Oooooh the King! I hear he's handsome and really nice, is he really?" Lucy asked in excitement.

Erza blushed and replied. "I think he is... I MEAN! Of course he is very kind and handsome as well."

"Uh oh! Erzy-Werzy has a crushhh!" Lucy and Levy tease the scarlet haired butler.

"Sh-shut it!" Erza commands nervously.

"That aside, what are you setting up for the king?" Levy asks changing the subject suddenly.

"Well... You two had better not tell anyone but, the King and his brothers, the princes are having me plan an event for their courtships. The event is meant to help the boys find someone to be their princess. He decided to make it open to all people, even commoners." Erza explained.

Levy and Lucy's eyes widened in surprise. "An event for that many people?! Are you sure you could do this all by yourself?" Lucy asked with concern.

Erza scoffed. "Please, I'm the butler and the housekeeper for the palace. Trust me, I've handled much worse!"

"Like what...?" Levy asked cautiously.

"Well, one day the boys' tutor was absent so I had to teach the material that day. You've never known hell until you've had to teach all four of them at the same time." Erza lets out an exasperated sigh remembering when she had to teach all four of them.

"They sound fun..." Lucy laughs nervously. "Anyways, good luck Erza! We'll probably see you at the event hopefully!"

-At the Palace-

"What the fuck Gray?!" Natsu shouted as Gray took his clothes off yet again!

"Language! Seriously Natsu, how many times have I had to remind you about the proper etiquette for communication?" Erza angrily hits Natsu over the head multiple times.

"Hey! I'm sorry! Wait... If we're sort of like your bosses and your the employee, then why is it okay for you to hit us?" Natsu asks curiously.

"It was part of the job description brother." Jellal states like its the most obvious thing in the world.

"What job description?" Jellal hands Natsu the file.

"'Babysitter and King's assistant needed'... HEY I'M NOT A BABY!" Natsu starts ranting about how mature he is.

"Says you! You're the youngest asshole!" Gray retorted.

"That doesn't make me a baby, Gray!"

"Yes it does!"

Gajeel slammed his fist on the table, he like everyone else was tired of the younger siblings constant bickering. "Shuddup! You both are babies, maybe you two need some tits to suck on!" Natsu and Gray paled after Gajeel spoke up. "What the hell are you two looking a-"

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH VULGAR TALK, GAJEEL!" Erza was currently beating the shit out of the long haired asshole prince. "AND ALL THREE OF YOU ARE BABIES, SO IT WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED IF YOU COULD TRY TO ACT LIKE ADULTS OCCASIONALLY!"

Jellal rolls his eyes for the millionth time today. "Do you have all the files on hand Ms. Scarlet?"

"What files are they Jellal?" Natsu asks curiously.

"They're all the eligible princesses in Fiore, because apparently I have to marry a princess." Jellal huffed in annoyance.

"Who the hell told you that?" Gajeel asked while bandaging his head.

"Erza did."

"I didn't say you had to my Lord…" Erza said slightly annoyed.

"Well you implied it Erza! Maybe you should consider the possibility that I want to break that damned tradition and marry a commoner for fuck sakes." Jellal snapped. Erza raised an eyebrow.

"I apologize, I was just trying to recommend what's best for you." Erza then simply walked away.

"Damn… What was that for?" Gray asked surprised.

"I don't know, now be quiet so I can go through all these files." The boys when silent.

-Later-

"The only princess who has some potential is Princess Ultear and I'm pretty sure she might be my cousin…" Jellal huffed and threw the files in the drawer at his desk. "Why must I do this? I'm sure I am capable of ruling alone..." Erza walks in and shakes her head.

"All good kings have had their Queen alongside them. While you still don't understand, you and your brothers, especially your brothers often times need a woman's intuition because all 4 of you are stupid sometimes. But, the presence of a Queen would benefit the King and by extent, the people of Magnolia." Erza explains.

"You talk as if you could fill the position of Queen, Erza." Jellal smiles.

"YOU'D ENJOY THAT WOULD YOU JELL-Oof!" Natsu was interrupted by a swift kick in the sweet spot.

"Maybe I could, my Lord… I have been helping this household for the longest time!" Erza said jokingly while walking out to get some tea.

Jellal's smile fades and then he quietly whispers. "Maybe, just maybe you could Ms. Scarlet..."

"Ooooooooooooo! Jellal and Erza sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Jellal grumbled while his brothers taunted him about his 'appreciation' for the household butler.