LTP: Hey everyone! LTP here and we are back with another exciting episode of NiGHTS into Randomness! And we have guests on today's episode! First off, Sundiel260!
Sun: HI EVERYBODY!
LTP: Sunny here was having an issue with a ghost over at her show 'Randomness', and it was escalating to the point that her characters where getting hurt by this spirit. So I invited them to stay with us here in the Night dimension until we can figure out how to deal with this thing. But let's worry about that later, we still have to introduce the members of Sun's cast!
Sun: First up, we have Gatomon!
*Gatomon smiles and waves a bit shyly*
Sun: Next we have Puppetmon!
*Puppetmon waves at the camera with a neutral expression*
Sun: Finally, you might recognize this guy as he was on this show before, Piedmon!
*camera turns to Piedmon, who is playing 52 pick-up with Jackle*
Sun: There is also Wizradmon and Myotismon, but they're pretty banged up from the ghost, so they won't be joining us sadly.
LTP: But check it out! We have a new Raptor to add to our fun little family!
*an aqua blue Velociraptor jumps onscreen, and looks at the camera in curiosity. C.L. sniffs her in curiosity as well*
LTP: I named her Nixie. It actually means 'water nymph' or 'water sprite' in German. Which actually makes sense given that the first time I met her, she was swimming around in the rec. room fish tank. But enough talk, LET'S START THIS EPISODE OF AWESOMENESS! CROSSOVER TIME MOTHAF***ERS!
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dream, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Sundiel260, Digimon, Five Nights at Freddy's, Liar Liar, anything by Team Four Star, Tauberpa, Sanity Not Included, Invader Zim, Grandma's Boy, or anything of the other references listed below.
Random Drabbles 9
(opens in LTP's home, where she and Sundiel are playing Five Nights at Freddy's)
Sun: *petting C.L.* Are you sure they're okay? I mean, from what you've told me, Cerberus isn't exactly the nicest hell hound around.
LTP: Oh come on Sun, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own. Besides, NiGHTS was able to beat Cerberus on her own before, so it shouldn't be too hard for all three of them to take care of him now.
*meanwhile, Reala, NiGHTS, and Jackle are getting their asses handed to them by Cerberus*
Reala: HEALER'S DOWN!
Jackle: NEED A REZ!
NiGHTS: OUT OF MANA!
Reala, Jackle & NiGHTS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
{~~~}
(opens in Jackle's room)
Jackle: Hey Piedmon, wanna play a game of Little Big Planet? *holds up game*
Piedmon: Eh, I don't know man. Isn't that game supposed to be for like, little kids?
Jackle: Well, yeah it is. But I mean, we can always just chill and have a laugh.
Piedmon: *sits down* Yeah I guess so.
*game starts*
Terrible Oni: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN!
Piedmon and Jackle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Piedmon: *dives behind the couch while screaming*
Jackle: *flails arms around while screaming*
{~~~}
(opens in a hallway in Nightmare, where NiGHTS hears a commotion going on inside Reala's room)
NiGHTS: *enters Reala's room* Reala? What happened?
*Reala rises up from behind his desk with a stressed expression and the word 'BLUE' written all over his face*
Reala: The pen is blue. The pen is blue! *holds up a pen* THE WIZEMAN DAMNED PEN IS BLUE! *slams the pen on his desk*
NiGHTS: o.O
{~~~}
(opens in the rec. room where NiGHTS and Reala watch the news. Puppetmon walks by, but stops when he hears the current story)
LTP: LTP and Sundiel here in Nightmare castle, where a rare breed of African lion was captured in the halls of the castle.
Sun: Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion?
Jackle: This s*** is f***ing crazy! I don't even know how a lion got into the castle! I heard some growling and s*** out in the yard, so my roommate and I *points thumb at Piedmon*, we go to check this s*** out. I look up in the hall, *shoves his face into the camera* and there's the f***ing king of the jungle!
NiGHTS: *rubs her temples* Oi God...
Reala: *face palm* Damn it Jackle...
Puppetmon: Does this sort of thing happen a lot around here?
Reala: More than you could imagine...
*a splash is heard and all three look to see Nixie swimming in the giant fish tank*
NiGHTS: Looks like Nixie got into the fish tank again.
{~~~}
(opens in Nightmare castle, after the events of NiGHTS Journey of Dreams)
Chamelon: Let me get this straight, you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living s*** out of us, drill dashed Donbalon and beat the hell out of Wizeman wasn't a guy at all? He was really a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?
Reala: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.
Donbalon: I should've known, she didn't like me. Girls never like me.
Chamelon: Donbalon, I don't think anybody likes you.
Donbalon: I like me...
{~~~}
(opens in Selph's room where Selph just sprayed a bunch of shaving cream in his hand)
Selph: Smack cam.
*Selphs walks into the kitchen from episode five and attempts to pull a smack cam on Reala*
Reala: *grabs Selph and slams his face into a cream pie on the table*
LTP, Sun, Reala, NiGHTS, Jackle and Piedmon: OOOOHHH!
*C.L. and Nixie jump up and down while trilling excitedly*
{~~~}
(opens in the rec. room where Jackle comes upon a coffin that has been nailed shut with someone laughing hysterically inside it)
*Jackle pries the coffin open, revealing the laughing person to be Reala*
Reala: *still laughing*
Jackle: The f***? How long have you been in there!?
Reala: *wipes a tear from his eye* Like 6 hours dude! *laughs some more*
Jackle: What the hell are you laughing about?
Reala: LTP is trying to learn guitar! It's f***ing hilarious!
*six hours earlier*
*LTP is trying to learn to play the guitar, but is becoming increasingly frustrated with each slip up*
Reala: LTP! Hey LTP!
LTP: YEAH!?
Reala: *plays his invisible guitar very skillfully while looking smug*
LTP: *glares daggers at Reala*
*five minutes later*
Reala: *from inside the coffin* AHAHAHA! YOU'RE SO MAD! *continues laughing hard*
{~~~}
(opens in the rec. room where NiGHTS, Jackle, and LTP are hanging out playing SSB Brawl when Reala slams the door open. He was nude, save for a towel around his waist, completely soaked('cause he was in the shower), holding a very soggy strip of bacon for some reason and looked incredibly pissed off)
NiGHTS: Hi Ree! Why do you look so mad?
LTP: Damn, who pissed in your coffee?
Reala: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP!? *holds up the wet bacon strip*
Jackle: I MADE IT MYSELF!
Reala: *eye twitches*
*cuts to LTP, Sun, and Gatomon hanging out in NiGHTS's room*
LTP: And ever since the bacon incident, all bar soaps have been replaced with body washes and liquid soap.
Gatomon: That was an... interesting story.
Sun: Makes sense, can't really hide bacon in a liquid soap. But why did Jackle put bacon in the soap anyway?
NiGHTS: *shrugs her shoulders* No idea. We stopped trying to figure him out years ago.
{~~~}
(opens in Jackle's room)
Jackle: Piedmon.
Piedmon: Yeah?
Jackle: *has a rattlesnake wrapped around his head* Pick up that stick. Slowly and carefully now, AGITATE THE HELL OUTTA THIS SNAKE!
Piedmon: *holding a big stick* Aw hell no!
{~~~}
(opens in the boss lair of Dragon Roost Island, LTP and Sun are fighting Gohma for some reason)
Gohma: *unleashes a stream of fire in LTP's direction*
Sun: LTP, WATCH OUT!
LTP: OH S***!
*LTP ducks just in time to avoid the flames, but most of her hair ends up getting burned off*
LTP: *pops back up once the flames dissipate* I'm okay!
Sun: LTP, your hair...
LTP: What's wrong with my hair?
*Sun takes out a compact mirror and shows LTP that most of her hair has been burned off*
LTP: *in shock* My... hair... he burned my hair...
Sun: It's okay LTP, it'll grow back-
*'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor' starts playing out of nowhere as LTP's face darkens*
Sun: Wait what's that?
*the music gets progressively louder as LTP remains silent*
Sun: LTP, what are you going to do? LTP? You're scaring me. LTP?
Music: *screaming* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!
*LTP jerks her head back up, revealing that her eyes changed from green to blood red, and looks incredibly pissed off. She pulls a black and silver Keyblade(it looks like Oath Keeper) with blue electricity sparking from the blade from thin air and moves into a fighting stance*
LTP: *demonic voice* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *charges at Gohma with Keyblade in hand*
*the following scene has been censored for excessive amounts of violence, needless to say however, Gohma died a very painful and bloody death*
Sun: ... Holy crap LTP, what was all that?
LTP: *normal voice and eyes are green again* NO ONE. F***S WITH. MY HAIR.
Sun: ...Right, I'll be sure to remember that for next time.
Reala: *holding back his snickering*
LTP: NOT. ONE. F***ING. WORD.
*NiGHTS flies in looking for Gatomon when she notices LTP's burned hair*
NiGHTS: My word! What happened here?!
LTP: Sun and I decided to visit the Zelda universe and fought against Wind Waker Gohma for s***s and giggles.
Sun: But then Gohma unleashed a breath of fire at LTP. She managed to avoid it, but most of her hair got burned off.
LTP: I went full Alucard on its ass. Let's just say Gohma learned a VERY painful lesson about f***ing with a demented blonde's hair. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my Fortress of Randomness applying my emergency hair growth solution. *walks off*
NiGHTS: ... Right.
*Gatomon walks in*
NiGHTS: Oh Gato! There you are!
Gatomon: Oh hello NiGHTS. How are you?
NiGHTS: I'm fine, but I think you'll be very happy to know that Wizardmon just woke up!
Gatomon: He is!? I'M COMING WIZARDMON! *takes off for Reala's room at breakneck speed*
Sun: Huh, I didn't even know she could move that fast.