LTP: NOW FOR PART DOS!
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dream, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Sundiel260, Digimon or Dick Figures.
Terminate-Her
*Jackle is shown with a black pair of sunglasses with a red pupil on the right eye*
Jackle: *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
*camera zooms out to show Will on a trike*
Will: You forgot to say please, b****!
*Jackle pulls out a spring loaded shotgun and cocks it in a Terminator fashion*
Jackle: Dun dun, dun, da-dun!
*Jackle fires the shotgun and destroys the trike*
*Jackle's bedroom door is shown with a Halloween Party sign on the front. Inside all of the Digimon from 'Randomness' mingle with the Nightmaren*
Chamelon: *dressed a Nightopian* Awww, and what the F*** are you, little kitty?
Clawz: *wearing a samurai costume* I'm Nature's Ninja! *cuts a table in half with a Katana*
Chamelon: Oh, lovely. *turns and points at Owl, who is not wearing a costume* And this ASS**** makes a great zombie!
Owl: Ehhh, I'm so old!
*Reala is shown with a Star Trek Comm Unit and NiGHTS in a giant Bacon Strip costume*
NiGHTS: Hey, Reala!
Reala: NiGHTS? Is that you inside that bacon?
NiGHTS: It's sexy bacon. Do you like it?
Reala: *hesitantly* Yeah... you look... crispy. And... delicious?
NiGHTS: *scoffs* I wore this for you!
Reala: No, no! I... *close up* I REALLY LIKE IT.
NiGHTS: Whatever! If you don't like it, just say so.
*NiGHTS throws her drink on Reala, bursts into tears, and runs away*
Reala: *sigh* I need a drink...
*NiGHTS throws her glass at Reala from off-screen*
Jackle: *kicks the door down* Get down!
*Jackle's POV is shown with a HUD in a Terminator fashion. He scans multiple Nightmaren and Digimon, commenting on various aspects. He finally sees a Nightmaren dressed as a nurse and approaches her*
Nurse: *masculine voice* Oh, my God. Are you, like, the Terminator or something?
Jackle: I'm a Cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
Nurse: You're scary... and sexy.
Jackle: I'm looking for Sarah Connor.
Nurse: You can call me anything you want, big boy.
Jackle: Hasta la vista, baby.
*Jackle pushes the nurse away and walks off. Then Piedmon comes up*
Piedmon: Hey, how's it goin'?
*The camera pans over to Reala who is sitting on a couch on his own. He whistles at a female Nightmaren as she walks past*
Female 'Maren: Hey! Are you... Captain Jean-Luc Picard?
Reala: Of the USS Enterprise.
*Reala taps his Comm Unit and it bleeps. The female 'Maren sits next to him*
Female 'Maren: Do you want a drink?
Reala: Make it so.
*they both laugh while she pours him a drink*
Reala: And who are you? Renowned 19th century revolutionary feminist, Susan B. Anthony?
Female 'Maren: Oh, my God! Yeah, totally! No, just kidding, I'm a slut.
*Reala is shocked and drops his glass. NiGHTS is watching the slut and Reala flirt from a distance, looking pissed*
Slut: Look at how short my skirt is!
Reala: Sweet Wizeman.
NiGHTS: *downs her drink in one go*
*a female Nightmaren dressed as a bunny is about to eat a cookie from the table. Jackle approaches*
Jackle: Who said you could eat my cookies?
Bunny: What?
Jackle: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Bunny: Who are you?
Jackle: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Bunny: Oh, s***! Really?
Jackle: My name's Detective John Kimble.
Bunny: Uhh, I- I gotta go. *puts the cookie back and runs away* Selph! Eat the drugs!
*Reala and the slut are shown again*
Slut: You know, I'd love to boldly go where no 'Maren has gone before.
Reala: Wait, I'm not a virgin!
Slut: You are, compared to me.
*camera pans to NiGHTS and Owl*
Owl: Back in my day, we used to hunt for witches!
NiGHTS: Shut up!
*Jackle is seen talking to various characters one after the other*
Jackle: I'm looking for Sarah Connor!
Gatomon: Eww, what?
Jackle: Sarah Connor?
Myotismon: Get away from me.
Jackle: I'm looking for Sarah Connor!
NiGHTS: Hey, Jackle!
*Jackle walks over to her*
Jackle: You son of a b****.
NiGHTS: Yeah... So you're looking for Sarah Connor?
Jackle: I'm looking for Sarah Connor!
NiGHTS: I can tell you where she is...
Jackle: Do it! Do it now!
NiGHTS: *pointing* She's right over there.
*pans to Reala and the slut*
Reala: How 'bout me and you go back to the Holo-Deck and uhh- *they move in*
*close-up of Jackle's face*
Jackle: *doing the Terminator theme* Dun dun, dun, da-dun... *louder* Dun dun, dun, da-dun... DUN DUN, DUN, DA-DUN!
*Reala and the slut are about to make out and making weird noises but Jackle approaches*
Jackle: Are you Sarah Connor?
Slut: Ugh, what?
*the slut is thrown out of the window and she screams*
Jackle: *close-up* You've been terminated.
*Jackle, Reala and NiGHTS are seen by the couch*
Reala: Why did you throw that girl out a window?!
*Jackle laughs and picks up a glass bottle*
Reala: Her name wasn't Sarah Connor! It was Sarah Connors!
*Jackle makes weird noises and throws the bottle on the floor while NiGHTS sips her cocktail in joy*
(outside)
*The dead Sarah Connors morphs into a mercury-like liquid and it then morphs a cyborg. He then grows large blades out of his hands as the real Terminator theme plays. Then Dexdorugamon swoops in and eats him*
LTP: Holy s***, we actually managed to pull it off! Sun, remind me to give Flame and Wiz a big freaking hug for their help.
Sun: No problem there!
*Piedmon walks up looking happy*
Sun: What're you so happy about?
Piedmon: Oh nothing, except that I just hit it off with that Nightmaren dressed as a nurse!
LTP: Uh, Pied. I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think that 'Maren in the nurse costume might be a transvestite.
Pied: ... Well s***.
Jackle: Where did NiGHTS and Reala go anyway?
LTP: My guess? In the closet, "reconciling".
Sun: What makes you say that?
*LTP holds up an empty bacon costume*
LTP: The fact that NiGHTS ditched the bacon costume and the fact that- *suddenly realizes something* OH MY GOD GULPO AND GIRANIA ARE STILL IN THE FREEZER! You guys go ahead and keep having fun, I'm gonna go make sure they're still alive!