LTP: And now, the reason why you should never badger someone just because they have an accent!
Dex will be played by Reala
Amanda will be played by NiGHTS
Lyle will be played by Selph
Disclaimer: Lady Twilight Prime doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Sanity Not Included.
Stereotypical
(opens in Down town Nightmare where NiGHTS and Reala walk up to a local bar)
Reala: So I turn around and I say 'Your mom's gay!'.
*NiGHTS and Reala both laugh as they take a seat at the bar*
Reala: *to the bartender* Hey mate, how are ya doing?
NiGHTS: *giggles a bit*
Reala: Uh, what would you like darling?
NiGHTS: I'll have whatever you're having.
Reala: Okay, two orange juices please!
NiGHTS: *laughs a bit then looks at Reala skeptically* Really?
Reala: Uh, *shifty eyes* no! Yeah we'll have two Vodka... things!
NiGHTS: *laughs a bit* Okay, that's good. I'll be right back, I gotta use the little Nightmaren's room.
*NiGHTS walks off to the bathroom*
Reala: Okey doke! You have fun in there! *chuckles a bit then turns to the bartender* Yeah, just an orange juice for me please mate.
*a ditzy female Nightmaren suddenly pops up next to Reala*
Ditzy 'Maren: Oh my Wizeman! Are you British!?
Reala: *groans in annoyance* Oh here we go. YES, I'm British. Well I'm technically English but-
*the bartender slides a shot glass of orange juice towards Reala*
Reala: Oh, cheers. *downs his shot*
Ditzy 'Maren: Say 'Banana'!
Reala: *glares at the Ditzy 'Maren* No.
Ditzy 'Maren: Say it pleeeaase?
Reala: F***ing just-
*Reala grips the shot glass hard enough to break it then gets in the Ditzy 'Maren's face*
Reala: *exaggerated pronunciation* BANANA DUDE! *sits back down in his seat*
Ditzy 'Maren: It sounds so different!
Reala: *eye twitches* Will you- just- *gets in Ditzy 'Maren's face again* JUST GO AWAY!
Ditzy 'Maren: British people are so mean!
*a male Nightmaren come up behind Reala*
Reala: F*** off are we?
Male Nightmaren: *gruff voice* You bein' mean to my girl?
*Ditzy 'Maren smiles like an idiot at the Male Nightmaren*
Reala: Oh for f***s sake!
Male Nightmaren: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU BRITISH SON-
*the male Nightmaren is cut off by Reala punching him across the face, then he whimpers like a b**** as Reala stands over him*
Reala: I'M ENGLISH! ENGLISH!
*camera pans over to a Scottish Nightmaren*
Scottish 'Maren: *Scottish accent* Ya got a problem with the other members of the British community?
Reala: No, no, it's not that it's jus-
*camera pans over to Selph, who is completely s*** faced*
Selph: *drunkenly* Yeah, you racist p****! *passes out on the table*
*NiGHTS pops up next to Reala*
NiGHTS: Guess who's back~?!
Reala: Oh thank Wizeman. *grabs onto NiGHTS* NiGHTS please sort this out for me!
NiGHTS: What?
*NiGHTS looks over to see the Male Nightmaren, the Ditzy 'Maren, and the Scottish 'Maren*
NiGHTS: *glaring* Is there a problem here fellas?
Scottish 'Maren: Well lassie, your stupid British-
*NIGHTS cuts him off by throwing him out of the bar threw the window, then she delivers a powerful kick to the Male Nightmaren's stomach. The Male Nightmaren lays on the ground as Reala kicks him*
Reala: Wizeman we showed them!
*camera pans over to another Nightmaren at the bar*
French Nightmaren: *French accent* Hello sir, I would like to order-
Reala: *comes up to the French Nightmaren* Oh my Wizeman, are you French?
French Nightmaren: ... No.
Reala: Say 'Jaduer'. Go on, say it. Say it. Say it.
*the French Nightmaren ignores Reala's request, the Reala punches him off the bar*
LTP: Another successful episode! If anyone needs me, I'll be over in the Radiant Tropics soaking in the hot springs.