LTP: Okay, here's the deal, we were supposed to do a 9 Drunk Nightmaren Play today, but we ran into a bit of a snag.
*Jackle pops up next to LTP*
Jackle: What happened is while we were all in the Radiant Tropics, Selph had made about 15 lbs. worth of pot brownies and laced them with ecstasy and LSD, and then shared them with Chamelon, Donbalon, Bomamba, & Puffy, all of which didn't know they had drugs in them.
LTP: When we got back, we found that Bomamba had somehow been glued to the ceiling, Donbalon was laying in a pool of his own vomit, Puffy was hallucinating and thought she was being chased by an evil zombie cow, Chamleon kept switching between acting like James Bond or Indiana Jones, and Selph, as usual went streaking through the halls of the castle, but this time he was singing songs by The Beatles instead of screaming the usual nonsense.
Jackle: And for some reason, the kitchen was completely covered in rancid tuna and relish, literally, it was all over the walls and even on the ceiling.
LTP: I swear, If I ever find Selph's drug dealer, I'm feeding his ass to Cerberus, no questions asked.
Jackle: None of them are hurt, but they were way too high to get drunk.
LTP: So instead, we have Reala prank calling NiGHTS! Jackle, the disclaimer if you will!
Jackle: LTP doesn't NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or the following prank call.
Prank Call - Quit Throwing Stuff in my Pool!
(opens in NiGHTS home at the Dream Gate)
*phone rings*
NiGHTS: *answers* Hello?
Reala: Yeah you know what!? I got a beef with you and we need to settle this right now!
NiGHTS: Who the hell are you?
Reala: I'm your neighbor, you need to quit throwing stuff in my pool!
NiGHTS: I don't know what the hell you're talking about!
Reala: It's dangerous! I got kids swimming in there every day, and every day I gotta clean it out before they jump in!
NiGHTS: Where do you think I live?
Reala: Right next door you idiot!
NiGHTS: Well, you idiot, I happen to live at the Dream Gate-
Reala: I-
NiGHTS: Where the F*** do you live?!
Reala: WHOA! HOLD ON A SECOND!
NiGHTS: Just knock it off!
Reala: Listen, yesterday I found a Wizeman damned hubcap in my pool, AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT I FOUND A DEAD HORSE!
NiGHTS: Well I don't know anything about your f***ing hubcap!
Reala: WHAT!?
NiGHTS: YOU HEARD ME! NOW SHUT UP! *hangs up*
Reala: IT'S YOUR HUBCAP! And don't tell me to shut up!
*Reala realizes the NiGHTS hung up on him*
Reala: OH NO SHE DIDN'T JUST HANG UP ON ME!
*phone rings*
NiGHTS: Hello?
Reala: Alright listen, I'll make a d-
NiGHTS: Wait one minute-
Reala: Wait-
NiGHTS: Who are you calling?
Reala: I'll make a-
NiGHTS: I don't-
Reala: Listen!
NiGHTS: I'm not next to anybody!
Reala: I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU! You come over and clean it up right now, and I won't come over and kick your ass!
NiGHTS: YOU SON OF A B****!
Reala: WHOA!
NiGHTS: I DO NOT-
Reala: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
NiGHTS: I AM NOT NEXT TO ANYBODY WITH A POOL!
Reala: I AM TRYING TO GET THIS SOLVED IN A NICE WAY! OKAY!?
NiGHTS: NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE! *hangs up*
Reala: SO GET YOUR ASS OVER HER AND CLEAN UP MY POOL NOW!
*Reala realizes NiGHTS hung up on him again*
Reala: OH NO SHE DIDN'T HANG UP ON ME AGAIN!
*phone rings, goes to voicemail*
Owl: Hoo! I'm sorry, but we are unable to come to the phone right now. Please leave a message and we'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Hoo!
*BEEP*
Reala: Barbara, pick up the phone. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm just mad, it just upsets me okay?
NiGHTS: *picks up the phone* I am not Barbara! You get that through your head? You have the wrong number!
Reala: Ooh man, I'm sorry.
NiGHTS: You should be you f***ing idiot!
Reala: I thought you were Bar- *NiGHTS hangs up on him*
*phone rings again*
NiGHTS: *annoyed* Who is it?
Reala: Barbara I'm sorry.
NiGHTS: THIS IS NOT BARBARA YOU IDIOT!
Reala: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
NiGHTS: WILL YOU STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER!?
Reala: I just want you to accept my apology first.
NiGHTS: I will not accept it! You are so stupid!
Reala: I'm not going awa-
NiGHTS: HOW DARE YOU-
Reala: I'M NOT GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU ACCEPT MY FREAKING APOLOGY!
NiGHTS: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU IDIOT!?
Reala: Do you understand me!?
LTP: Alright we're done! If anyone needs me, I'll be over at Sun's place doing some smudging.
Jackle: What's smudging?
LTP: It's when you burn a bundle of sage in order to cleanse negative energy from a room.
Jackle: Why are you doing that?
LTP: Don't you remember why Sun and her crew came over in the first place? It's because they were having issues with a ghost that later turned out to be Wizardmon's older brother who was being corrupted by Zalgo. I'm going over to Sun's place to help clear away any lingering negative energy. By the way, when those lunatics come down from their high, make sure they clean up the mess they left in the kitchen.
Jackle: CAN DO! *devious glint appears in his eye*
*LTP walks through the door to the Hall of Universes*