LTP: Guess what everybody!?

Reala, NiGHTS and Jackle: What?

LTP: We just broke 100 reviews!

NiGHTS: That's wonderful!

Jackle: Yay!

Reala: Don't care.

LTP: And to celebrate, why don't we go ahead and give Selph his punishment for the crap he pulled after episode 73?

Reala: ... Now you're speaking my language!

LTP: Excellent! NiGHTS, the disclaimer if you will.

NiGHTS: LTP doen't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or the Russian Roulette sketch.

Russian Roulette

(opens in Selph's room, Reala, Jackle Donbalon and Chamelon are also present)

Selph: Alright guys, we're gonna play Russian Roulette.

Reala: Uh, I don't know...

Selph: Come on man, stop being such a coward. It's the biggest thrill! One bullet, six chambers, spin it, press it against your head, and pray to Wizeman that you're lucky.

Reala: I don't know, I-I heard some guy died doing this.

Jackle: Come on Reala, stop being such a p****.

Donbalon: Yeah, man up.

Chamelon: Come on, don't you care about fun?

Reala: Guys, I just- I don't know...

Selph: Look, if you're not playing, you can leave right now and go home. But you're not staying at my place tonight unless you play Russian Roulette.

Reala: Dude. Fine.

Selph: Donbalon will go first.

Donbalon: Give me the gun. One bullet, six chambers, *loads gun and points it at his forehead* put it to the forehead, and pull the t-

*Donbalon pulls the trigger, shooting himself in the head. Donbalon falls to the ground, dead. The others get covered in blood*

Reala, Jackle, and Chamelon: OH! OH MY WIZEMAN!

*Jackle, Reala and Chamelon freak out*

Reala: I'm gonna be sick!

Jackle: *rubbing his eyes* IT'S IN MY EYES! IT'S IN MY EYES!

Reala: HE'S DEAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S F***ING DEAD!

Selph: Alright, settle down.

*everyone eventually calms down*

Selph: *points at Reala* Your turn.

Reala: Are you serious!? Donbalon is dead!

Selph: I know, he lost. Now it's your turn.

Reala: M-my turn? No, we're going clockwise!

Selph: Counterclockwise.

Reala: No way man, this game was your idea, you're next!

Chamelon: Yeah look, I don't wanna play anymore.

Selph: You all have to play or none of you can spend the night at my place!

Jackle: Fine!

Reala: *whispers* all right.

Selph: Look, I'll even go next if it makes you pansies feel better. *alright, one in the chamber, spin, *loads gun* cock, *cocks the gun an points it at his head* put it to the forehead and then-

*Selph pulls the trigger, and dies from a bullet to the head. He falls to the ground as the others get covered in more blood*

Jackle, Chamelon, and Reala: OH MY WIZEMAN! O MY WIZEMAN! OH MY WIZEMAN!

Reala: He is dead! He is so dead!

*Chamelon, Reala and Jackle freak out some more*

Jackle: I can't look at this! I can't even look at this!

*the three finally settle down*

Chamelon: Ok, *sighs* I guess it's my turn. *holds gun to head*

Reala: Chamelon, you don't have to do this!

Chamelon: No, no. No. It wouldn't be right to back out now. The other guys took their turn in good faith that we would take ours! I'm not gonna dishonor their memory or the game by not following through! *pulls trigger, dies and falls to the ground from a gunshot to the head*

Reala and Jackle: OH!

Reala: OH MY WIZEMAN! CHAMELON'S DEAD! CHAMELON'S DEAD! CHAMELON IS DEAD!

Jackle: OH MY WIZEMAN!

*Reala and Jackle calm down*

Jackle: Oh wow, they're, they're dead...

Reala: Jackle, it's just you and me! We can stop playing the game, no one has to know! We should call for help or something!

Jackle: Yeah, you know what? You're right. This is a stupid game anyway! We don't need this to have fun! Let's hang out, smoke some weed and just relax.

Reala: ... What? Smoke weed? No thanks Jackle, I think I'd rather play Russian Roulette.

LTP: *demented giggling* Maybe now Selph will learn to lay off the drugs!

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