Dex will be played by Jackle
Lyle will be played by Reala
Nina will be played by NiGHTS
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Sanity not Included.
Throne of Porcelain
(opens in Reala's bathroom, where NiGHTS is brushing her teeth)
NiGHTS: *humming away, then spits toothpaste into the sink*
*camera zooms out to reveal Reala on the toilet*
Reala: You do realize there's more than one bathroom in this castle right?
NiGHTS: AAH! Have you been there the whole time!?
Reala: There's this new thing called knocking.
Jackle: *pokes his head out of the shower* Yeah NiGHTS!
Reala: *tries to cover himself* Whoa f***! You been there the whole time!?
Jackle: You do realize there's more than one bathroom in this castle right?
NiGHTS: Wait, you mean you two don't know?
Jackle: Know what?
NiGHTS: I think it's just better if you see for yourselves. *walks out of the bathroom*
Reala: *gets off the toilet* Well, I got a feeling that this is going nowhere good. Come on Jackle.
Jackle: Yeah I'm kind of in the middle of-
*Reala puts his hand threateningly on the flush handle and stares pointedly at Jackle*
Jackle: *turns off the shower* Fine.
*a bit later in NiGHT's bathroom*
Jackle: *looking around* ...So um... what's so bad about it?
Reala: I don't get it, it just seems like a normal bathr-
*Reala gets interrupted by an overweight man in a Luchador mask popping up in the bath tub*
Weirdo: HMMMM!?
Reala and Jackle: *screaming and freaking out*
Jackle: What is this s***!?
Reala: *still freaking out*
Jackle: Okay, calm down.
Reala: *still screaming*
Jackle Just calm down. *slap Reala across the face*
Reala: *stops screaming, rubs where he was slapped* Did you actually just do that?
Weirdo: Halt travelers! Leave this wondrous land of Porcelain *pulls out a pink flag with a bathtub on it* for I have claimed it as my own!
Jackle: Well f***, I guess we HAVE to leave now!
Reala: Tch, not just yet. I'll take care of this.
*Reala walks up to the weirdo like a bad ass*
Reala: Dude, go away!
Weirdo: NOO!
*outside the bathroom*
Reala: *slams door* Wizeman damn it! We tried everything!
Jackle: Seems like it. *gets an idea* Wait! When I was a young 'Maren, okay? I used to be scared about going down the drain in the bathtub.
Reala: Is that why you smell the way you do?
Jackle: No, that's because a certain ass****, I won't name any names, flushed the toilet on me before I could finish showering!
Reala: Hey, I only threatened to do that!
Jackle: F*** off, Look! Point is, he's in the bath! And what if he really could go down the drain?
Reala: Wait. *thinks it over* Yeah, I think I see what you're getting at!
*later outside, Jackle and Reala carry the tub to the yard*
Jackle: *grunt* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!
Reala: I said I knew what you were getting at, that doesn't make it any less f***ing retarded! Ok here! Drop it here!
*Reala and Jackle put the tub down with a grunt of effort*
Reala: *sigh* Well, there we go, problem solved!
*Reala and Jackle high five each other, then go back inside, leaving the weirdo in the tub out in the yard*
Weirdo: ... HMM!?
*a plane suddenly crashes on the weirdo*
*evil laughter can be heard in the studio*
LTP: Okay, I know that evil laugh anywhere. OI! WHO THE F*** LET YAMI BAKURA IN THE STUDIO!?