LTP: Hey everyone, who's ready for drunken hilarity!?
Rick: I know I am!
LTP: Then let's get this episode started!
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dream, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Yu-gi-oh, Ricku28, Phil, Fanbeemon, Daylight, 11 Drunk Guys, or 'Most Random Adventure'.
9 Drunk Nightmaren & 6 Guest Stars Play Daylight
(opens in Jackle's room where yet another drinking party/scary game fest is going on. This time, it's Jackle playing Daylight, and this time, the cast of 'Most Random Adventure' has joined the party)
NiGHTS: It say go forward!
Kaiba: Turn around!
*Jackle turns around*
Reala: Can you not-
Puffy: AGH!
Jackle: Wait, turn around for what?
Donbalon: Turn down for-
Rick: Turn around for what!
*Selph mimics the wrong song*
Yami Bakura: This is talk dirty to me!
Queen Bella: Turn around for what!
*light laughter*
Chamelon: Aaah! Jason! Jaassoon!
Fanbeemon: Jason Delrulo!
Selph: *stupid laugh*
Phil: Jaasoon Derrulooooo!
Bomamba: What? I don't understand!
{~~~}
*a stool gets knocked over in the game*
Jackle: Whoaaa!
Yami Yugi: Oh Ra!
NiGHTS: OOOH MYSTERIOUS!
Phil: Does this game have ghosts?
Kaiba: Okay, that wasn't, that wasn't scary.
Reala: Okay, so wait, wait, wait, um, are we not gonna read any of the notes?
*everyone mutters the word no*
Jackle: What is this, Slender!?
{~~~}
Jackle: UNREAL ENGINE FOUR!
*Selph is drunkenly singing complete nonsense*
Jackle: YOU BETTER LOCK YOURSELF IN!
Reala: *laughs* 'Cause this is gonna be crazy!
Jackle: REAL D 3D!
*everyone laughs a little, then the ghost of the witch appears*
Puffy: AAAAGH!
{~~~}
*Jackle hits sticky keys*
Rick: Whoa!
Reala: STICKY KEYS!
Jackle: NOOOO!
NiGHTS: STICKY KEYS!
Selph: No, what!?
Chamleon: F***ING STICKY KEYS!
Kaiba: Oh f*** meee.
Jackle: Why sticky keys!?
Donbalon: PRESS NO! CLICK NO!
Yami Yugi: Welcome to the reality.
Phil: Click never if that's an option!
{~~~}
Jackle: Now we're speed running this!
Selph: Boo! *makes random noises*
Yami Bakura: Daylight Speedrun! Let's do this!
{~~~}
Reala: We're back in the zoop portal.
*Jackle puts the teddy bear into the gate way, destroying the barrier*
Rick: Oh, there we go!
Jackle: *as the bear* Uuuuuuugh!
Fanbeemon: We had to sacrifice the kid's toy!
*the witches' ghost is seen running past*
Phil: AAHH! AH! AH! AH!
Kaiba: Shout out to us.
Chamelon: I'm scared of... girls.
Donbalon: Shout out to 9 drunk Nightmaren!
{~~~}
*the area is on fire*
NiGHTS: Oh, okay. It's, it's scripted!
*the fire disappears*
Reala: Frame rate's dropping.
Selph, Jackle, Chamelon, and Yami Bakura: ~Burnin' on the dance floor, OWOAA!~
{~~~}
Yami Yugi: To the red thing!
Fanbeemon: To the wall!
*everyone laughs*
Selph: 'Til the sweat drops down my balls!
Chamelon: Down my balls!
Rick and Phil: ALL THESE B****ES CRAWL!
Selph and Yami Bakura: OH SKEET SKEET MOTHER F***ER! AAHH, SKEET SKEET, GOD DAMN!
Bomamba: AAAHH!
Jackle: GOD DAMN!
{~~~}
Phil: I think it's a serial killer!
Reala: Shut up Phil!
Jackle: Oh my god, there's more footsteps! That means he's in the room with us!
Donbalon: He's in the room!
Rick: He's in the room!
*everyone starts screaming in "terror"*
{~~~}
*Jackle can't figure out how to work the door*
Jackle: Nope, my bad...
Kaiba: *laughs*
Puffy: He's closing the door on me *laughs*
Jackle: I'll do it... Hold on, uh... just gimmie a second.
Reala: That's the game everyone! That's the game!
NiGHTS: OH MY GOD!
Yami Bakura: COME ON!
Queen Bella: NOOO!
Jackle: AAAGGHH!
{~~~}
*Jackle lights a flare*
Jackle: WHOO!
Phil: Yeah!
Selph: Blaze it!
Fanbeemon: Put yo hands in the air!
*The witches ghost appears*
Everyone: *unleashes a mix of screams and shouting of the word 'Flare'*
*Jackle charges at her, but then she disappears in a burst of embers*
Everyone: *various victory cries and random nonsense*
Kaiba: Yo, f*** that b****, we got flares!
{~~~}
*after more run ins with the witch, much screaming, cursing and random nonsense, and messing with the witch on the stairs with much drunken laughter*
Rick: Phil wants to cut his penis with scissors.
Phil: To feed the poor!
*everyone laughs a little*
Reala: Chamelon already cut his balls with scissors.
Jackle and Phil: To feed the poor!
{~~~}
*after a quick sing along, and a creepy noise contest*
Bomamba: Mother f***er!
Yami Yugi: Go to church.
Chamelon: Named 'Ice cube'!
Selph: From the gang called 'N****s with Attitu-'
*the witch appears*
Everyone: *screams and freaks out*
{~~~}
*after a few more freak outs*
Kaiba: *sarcastically* Yeah, did not see that coming.
Puffy: Ooooh kaay.
Donbalon: Now their moving.
Reala: *laughs*
Rick: I think we're done!
Jackle: So done!
Phil: Oh my God, that scared the s*** outta me! That one scared me, and now it's getting scarier.
{~~~}
NiGHTS: *notices the glowing locker* Oh hey! It's glowing! The locker, the locker!
Jackle: *brings out a glow stick*
Reala: Oh yeah, check that locker.
Jackle: *checks the locker* Yup, done.
Selph: Nice.
*the witch appears*
Everyone: *freaks the f*** out*
Yami Bakura: WHAT THE F***!?
{~~~}
Yami Yugi: Losers never win...
Selph: Yeah, but this b**** literally sticks *spots the witch* her finger in my bum!
*everyone just laughs at Selph*
NiGHTS: That's probably the funniest quote we've ever made.
Rick: You don't know she's there, cause if you knew, you wouldn't be so f***ing scared!
*the witch appears next to Jackle*
Everyone: *screams of terror*
Jackle: J**** C*****! WHY!?
{~~~}
Fanbeemon: Yo, she's behind you, guarantee.
*creepy footsteps are heard*
Kaiba: She's f***ing-
NiGHTS: She's really close!
*Jackle runs down to a dead end*
Reala: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US!?
Selph, Chamelon, Donbalon, Phil, and Yami Bakura: *spouts a lot of random nonsense that sound suspiciously like turkey gobbles*
Queen Bella: Back up into it! Back up into it!
Yami Yugi: Back up!
Rick: You better back off!
*everyone laughs a little as Jackle starts backing up*
NiGHTS: Keep going! Back up, back up! Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
Fanbeemon: Yolo!
Bomamba: I know right?
{~~~}
*one successful escape and more screaming later*
Queen Bella: One page away!
Yani Yugi: Wait what's that- what's that, that, that lever there?
Reala: You're sooo f***ed!
Jackle: There's a lever?
*the witch appears in front of Jackle*
Everyone: *mild freak out*
Reala: I said you were f***ed! I wasn't wrong!
Phil: That's all because of your f***ing attitude!
{~~~}
Jackle: She's right behind me okay guys? Ready to die?
Rick: Flip around baby!
*Jackle slowly starts turning around*
Yami Yugi: Hello...
Chamelon: Here we go!
Fanbeemon: *minor freak out*
Puffy: Hello darling!
Selph: 'Ello baby?
Yami Bakura: You know it'd be weird if you turned and there was a monster there!
Jackle: Lucy, I'm hooome!
Phil: You got some 'splaining to do!
NiGHTS: Giver her a kiss?
Donbalon: Stare death in the face and fart...
Kaiba: ... Grab her boob...
Reala: F*** her right in the p****!
*Jackle turns around completely, but the witch has seemingly vanished*
Jackle: Where'd she go!?
Yami Yugi: Ra damn it!
Chamelon: You're inside her!
NiGHTS: Are you inside her?
Jackle: I'm inside her!
Donbalon: Look down! You are her! Look up! It was you all along!
*a few minutes of wondering where the witch went pass*
Bomamba: She knows we're up to s***!
*the witch reappears*
Fanbeemon: Hey, there she is!
Rick: She was inside you.
*Jackle's character dies*
Kaiba: Wow, that was so stupid!
Jackle: *reading the text* Death, the great equalizer.
Reala: God damn it this game sucked!