NiGHTS into Randomness

by Lady Twilight Prime

Watch and be prepared to laugh your ass off as NiGHTS, Jackle, Reala, and all of your favorite Nightmaren act out some of the funniest videos on the internet! Feel free to send in your suggestions! LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDSNDAY! On temporary hiatus until further notice.

87. Nightmaren with Hats 7

LTP: Sorry about the late episode everyone. I got swamped with work and actually forgot what day of the week it was. Anyway, lets get this show started. NiGHTS, the disclaimer if you will.

NiGHTS: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats. Though I have to say, some of the newer Llamas with Hats episodes have taken a bit of a darker turn.

LTP: I know right?

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Nightmaren with Hats 7

(opens in Jackle's room where Jackle talks to a Shleep wearing a NiGHTS mask. There is also a hand shaped chair made from human faces in the middle of the room)

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Who? Me?

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Whatever could you referring to?

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Oh, the hand chair. I've recently taken up carpentry.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Now how would you feel if I called your work a monstrosity?

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Of course I had to use faces. Anything else would be disrespecting the art.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: It's called modernism. Only I've made it more modern by using face parts of city council members.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: I disagree with the election results.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Someone had to take a stand. I'm a patriot and a hero.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Fine, if you're going to whine about it, I can sew them back on.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: I think their bodies are still in my blood canal.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Yes, I'm the crazy one, not the people who elected these buffoons.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: If you paid any attention to our city charter meetings, you would see it wasn't an overreaction.

Shleep: *sitting down, bleats*

Jackle: ... What are you doing?

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: You're sitting.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: You never sit.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: You're always standing NiGHTS. You're not supposed to sit.

Shleep: *laying down now, bleats*

Jackle: I find this very upsetting!

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: You don't even care, do you? About my feelings?

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: Will you please just stand up NiGHTS?

Shleep: *stands up while balancing on its forelegs, bleats*

Jackle: I don't even know who you are anymore.

Shleep: *bleats*

Jackle: No, you cannot take off the mask. It has to look right when I throw you in the blood canal.

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LTP: Uh oh, looks like Jackle's starting to go a little crazy... er.