LTP: Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter randomness!
Reala: ... What?
LTP: Because it's a Random Drabbles!
Reala: ... Right. Anyway, LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following references.
Random Drabbles 12
(opens in a field in Pure Valley where Jackle is repeatedly punching a dead horse)
Jackle: *punching the dead horse* Yes! Yes! Yes!
{~~~}
(opens Delight City where Reala finds NiGHTS after she took an exploding ball to the head. Her lower body is buried in the giant sandbox, and the blow to her head caused her to believe she is a Diglett)
Reala: Oh there you are.
NiGHTS: Diglett!
Reala: NiGHTS, get out of the ground.
NiGHTS: No!
Reala: Get out of the ground!
NiGHTS: No!
Reala: You're not a-
NiGHTS: Diglett! Diglett!
Reala: You're not-
NiGHTS: DIGLETT!
Reala: You're not a Diglett!
NiGHTS: I'm a Diglett!
Reala: You're not a Diglett!
NiGHTS: I'm evolving!
Reala: No, you're not evolv- no!
NiGHTS: *mimics the evolution jingle* Dugtrio, Dugtrio, Dugtrio!
{~~~}
(opens in Wizeman's throne room)
Wizeman: You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and it's there I stayed until morning. Which meant that I will underestimate someone very close to me.
Jackle: ... Wow. Where do you get your weed?
Wizeman: From you Jackle.
Jackle: Oh yeah. What's up Wizeman!?
{~~~}
(opens in Nightopia)
Nightopian: *speaking in its Nightopian language* Chu? *stares cutely*
Reala: *holds up a fist with an eye twitch* WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU SAYING!?
{~~~}
(back with Jackle and the horse)
Jackle: *hitting the horse with a bat now* Come on, come on!
{~~~}
(opens in Selph's room, where Selph is looking for his sunglasses)
Selph: I can't find the sunglasses.
*cuts to Clawz wearing Selph's shades*
Clawz: Mrow.
*Selph is now looking in the kitchen from episode 5*
Selph: Where's the carrot?
*cuts to Clawz with the carrot*
Clawz: Mrow.
*cuts to Selph in the bathroom*
Selph: WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!
*cuts to Clawz with the toilet paper*
Clawz: Mrow!
{~~~}
(opens in the training room of Nightmare castle where NiGHTS and Reala are currently in a heated argument)
NiGHTS: Don't you call me stupid!
Reala: Ok then, how about B****!?
NiGHTS: Arrogant d***!
Reala: Spoiled sow!
NiGHTS: F*** you!
Reala: F*** you!
NiGHTS: *gets in Reala's face* F*** you!
Reala: *gets in NiGHTS' face* F*** YOU!
NiGHTS: ... My room, ten minutes.
Reala: OO *blushes hard*
{~~~}
(opens in NiGHTS' room, where she, LTP, Jackle, and Reala are playing Truth or Dare)
LTP: Ok Reala, truth or dare?
Reala: ... Dare.
LTP: Alright, I dare you to go to Earth and- *whispers the rest in Reala's ear*
Reala: ... You're kidding right?
LTP: Do I ever kid about things like this?
NiGHTS: What'd she dare you to do Ree?
Reala: ...
*later in France on top of the Eifel Tower*
Reala: *sighs* I can't believe I'm doing this.
*Reala takes out a megaphone*
Reala: *clears throat and speaks into the megaphone* People of France, a good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie! And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome!
*back in the Night Dimension*
Jackle: BWAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT HIM TO SAY IT!
NiGHTS: *giggles* How'd you convince him to say it?
LTP: If he didn't do it, then the penalty would've been to kiss every female Nightmaren, except for you, while wearing a frilly pink tutu!
{~~~}
(with Jackle and the horse)
*Jackle dives into the horse's side with his elbow from the sky*
Jackle: GAAAAAAHHH!
{~~~}
NiGHTS: Honey, I'm going grocery shopping, do you need anything?
Reala: IDEYA! WE NEED MORE IDEYA! And pancakes. Don't forget the pancakes!
{~~~}
*phone rings, Selph answers*
Selph: Yo.
NiGHTS: Hello Selph. What're ya doing?
Selph: Nothing. Sitting here watching the game, smoking some bud.
NiGHTS: Are you all alone?
*Jackle suddenly jumps in*
Jackle: WAZZZZUUUUUUP?!
Selph: WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!?
NiGHTS: What the? Who's that?
Selph: Yo, pick up the phone!
*Jackle picks up a phone and yells into it*
Jackle: WAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUP!?
NiGHTS: WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!?
*all three scream 'Wazzup' at the same time*
Selph: Yo Reala! Pick up the phone!
*Reala picks up a phone*
Reala: Yo.
Selph, Jackle, and NiGHTS: WAZZZZZZUUUUUUP!?
Reala: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!
*all four keep screaming 'Wazzup' for about 7 seconds*
Jackle: *hangs up*
Reala: *hangs up*
Selph: Ha ha!
{~~~}
(back with the game of truth or dare)
LTP: I choose dare.
Reala: *smirks* Time for some payback.
LTP: Bring it on Ree-Ree.
Reala: Don't call me that! *under his breath* Only NiGHTS is allowed to call me that...
LTP: Whatever. What's your dare?
*later in the Waking World*
LTP: Well, here goes nothing!
*LTP drives her car out of a parking garage and cuts off a guy driving a van*
Driver: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM SHMUCK!?
LTP: I'M AN INCONSIDERATE P****! *laughs maniacally*
{~~~}
(opens at the front door of Nightmare castle, where Jackle appears to have locked himself out)
Jackle: *knocks on door* NiGHTS? NiGHTS! NIGHTS! Oh for f***'s sake. *fiddles with doorknob*
*Reala flies up*
Reala: What's up?
Jackle: *sighs* I'm locked out and I think NiGHTS is listening to her gay girl music too loud to hear me or something. Do you have a key?
Reala: Pffft! Key? Like I need a key. *unlocks the door using his fingers* There ya go!
Jackle: How did you do that?
Reala: Dude, playing guitar gives you magic fingers.
Jackle: ... Three years wingmanning for you and I've never heard you use that as a pick up line.
Reala: F*** that! You don't want them to know! Then it turns into *annoying female voice* 'Oh Reala! Do that thing with your fingers again! OH REALA! THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR HAND IS INCREDIBLE!' *normal voice, smacks fist in palm* Yeah babe, I bet it feels amazing, FOR YOU! *heavy, anger induced breathing*
Jackle: Okay, calm down mate.
Reala: Sorry dude, got a little carried away. Just don't say anything to-
*Reala opens the door to see NiGHTS on the other side with her arms crossed and an annoyed expression on her face*
Reala: ... F*** me running...
NiGHTS: You and I are gonna have a little talk later.
Reala: Wizeman damn it!
{~~~}
(back with Jackle and the horse, again)
Jackle: *panting* How're we lookin' over there?
*camera pans over to Reala, who is looking at a view counter*
Reala: Still got a long way to go man.
*camera pans back over to Jackle*
Jackle: Okay. *takes a deep breath, then proceeds to punch the horse some more*
{~~~}
(opens in Reala's room during guy's night, and Reala just got a text from NiGHTS)
Reala: Hey guys, she texted me.
Jackle: What'd she say?
Reala: She said 'Hey!'
Selph: How may 'Y's?
Reala: Three.
Selph, Jackle, Chamelon, Donbalon, and Clawz: *jump up* SHE WANTS YOU!
LTP: WE'RE DONE! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to Sundiel about inviting a guest star for the next two episodes.