LTP: Hey everyone! As I said last week, we have a guest star for the next two episodes and here he is! My man, Flamewizardmon!
*the camera pans over to a tall Flamewizardmon with sky blue eyes and blue flames on his shoulders and hat*
Flame: *waves at the camera* Hi.
LTP: *glomps him* Sun was so kind as to let me borrow him, so Flame will be filling in for Jackle since Jackle had an important meeting to attend to.
*with Jackle*
Jackle: Would you like some tea Teddy? *offering a toy teacup to his giant teddy bear*
*back with everyone else*
LTP: Now let's get this show on the road!
Disclaimer: LTP doesn't own Digimon, NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Sanity Not Included.
Lyle will be played by Reala
Dex will be played by Flame
Nina will be played by NiGHTS
Amanda will be played by LTP
Incarcerated Reading
(opens in a prison cell where Reala and Flamewizardmon have been locked up)
Flame: *on the bed, sighs* How did we get in this mess?
Reala: *sarcastically* Oh gee, I have no idea.
Flame: It was a rhetorical question!
Reala: Hey, blame the guy that wouldn't take my coupon!
Flame: *gets up* No, I blame you. 'Cause you're the one who pulled the gun out on him!
Reala: Oh come on, it wasn't loaded.
Flame: So?
Reala: Hey, what about you? You pulled your matchstick out on him too!
Flame: I pulled it on you! To make you stop pointing it at him!
*the two start arguing, until the sound of a door opening is heard*
Random Prisoner 1: *gasps in horror* He's here!
*several prisoners can be heard crying out in horror as somebody walks down the hall while dramatic music plays*
Flame: *looking out the bars, then looks at Reala* What's going on?
Reala: *shrugs his shoulder*
*the person walking down the hall is revealed to be carrying a novel and is walking towards Reala and Flame's cell*
Reala: Um, why is everyone- *notices the person stopped in front of their cell*
*the dramatic music and cries of the prisoners stops. The person is a nerdy looking male Nightmaren wearing all black, including a black cape. He has brown hair, in a bowl haircut, and is wearing an eye patch*
Nightmaren: *looks at Flame and Reala* Oh boy! Fresh meat!
Flame and Reala: *exchange glances*
Nightmaren: I am Ross Blackdragon. I am the warden of this wonderful prison!
Flame: *whispers to Reala* I don't like this guy.
Ross: Hark everyone! We have new guests! You know what that means?
Random Prisoner 2: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Ross: It means today is a day for reading from none other than, my novel!
Random Prisoner 3: That's just like every other day!
Ross: Shut up Larry! Or do you wish for me to read you chapter 35 again!?
Larry: No! No! I'm sorry!
*time skip*
Ross: Chapter 23, Terry's mind wandered to the-
Flame: *sticking his fingers in his ears*
Reala: *ears are bleeding as one of his eyes fills up with blood*
*time skip*
Ross: -Because he was so sad, Erica thoughtfully gave Terry a-
Reala: *on one of the beds, covering his face with a pillow*
Flame: *repeatedly smacking his face against a wall*
*time skip*
Ross: Then he began to e******** tobasco sauce-
Reala: *huddled up in a corner of the cell*
Flame: *trying to dig through the floor with a spoon*
*time skip*
Ross: Terry Fell on the floor, vomiting and mast-
Flame: *shoved his head into a shallow hole he managed to dig*
Reala: *tugging on a noose in the middle of the room*
*time skip*
Ross: And by jungle, I mean hairy bush vag-
Intercom: Visitors for Reala and Flamewizardmon.
Reala and Flame: *grab onto the bars* YES THAT'S US! US! US! US! PLEASE YES US! RIGHT HERE!
Flame: Here, now, us.
*in the visiting room*
NiGHTS: *playing her Dream Flute*
LTP: *humming while reading a Manga*
*Reala and Flame burst in*
Flame and Reala: GET US OUTTA HERE!
Security Guard: *comes up behind them* PLEASE!
*Flame and Reala glare at the security guard*
Security Guard: *returns to his chair and acts like he didn't just say that*
LTP: Oh my God!
NiGHTS: Are you two okay!?
Reala and Flame: NO!
LTP: Oh come on, I'm sure it isn't that baaaaa *trails off when Flame and Reala look at her* For prison standards I mean.
Flame: No seriously, you don't get it. There's this guy in here who reads us these weird books and-
Ross: *appears in the doorway* Hello girls and boys! Thought I'd drop by and say howdy!
Reala: *leans on the counter* NiGHTS, run!
Ross: *to NiGHTS and LTP* Hello!
LTP and NiGHTS: *uneasily* Hi...
Ross: Would you like to listen to some of *takes out novel* my novel?
Flame: *whispers* No! No!
NiGHTS and LTP: *uneasily* Sure...
Ross: Awesome! *opens the book* Chapter 45, Now Terry was so keen on sniffing Erica's bush, he forgot about the homework assignment he had left inside his mom's kitchen drawer.
LTP: *whispers* This is so stupid.
NiGHTS: *whispers* I know
Ross: *goes red in the face with rage* Do not interrupt me when I recite the part about the hairy bush! Lock them up!
*the sounds of NiGHTS and LTP struggling and protesting can be heard as the guards take them to the women's prison*
LTP: Flame!? Flame help us!
Ross: Women. No respect for modern writing. *opens his shirt, revealing a tattoo with two male symbols* That's why I stick to men! *turns back to Reala and Flame* Speaking of men, see you for the next reading!
*camera cuts to Flame and Reala back in their cell as Ross' evil, yet nerdy, laughter can be heard*
Ross: Oh boy!
To Be Continued.