Plot Summary-What happens when our dear pinkette is wrongfully given detention for the Akatsuki's actions? Will they survive her wrath or will she survive them?


Konoha High Detention Club Chapter Two

Dealing With The Dealt Cards

I sluggishly drug my person down the empty corridor towards the dreaded chemistry lab of Orochimaru-Sama with Inner going through every possible way we could die.

He could dissect us! Or melt us with acid! He could clone and then feed us to his creepy sidekick Kabuto! Oh Kami he could do anything!

With Inner screaming sentences like that how could I not be terrified at the next three hours of my life.

Only four hours ago had Naruto panicked and gone on a pranking spree to try to earn detention with me, note I said tried.

Instead the principle Tsunade had given him detention with Anko-Sama, a former student of Orochimaru-Sama and basically a miniature clone but opposite gender.

He was currently running laps around our gigantic campus grounds with her blowing her whistle like a maniac.

The imposing metal double doors stood towering over me with complete tinted glass.

I reached my left hand out to grasp the cold metal handle but it was yanked inward by someone one the other side.

Inner's girly screams had alerted me to look up at the suspect only to come nose to nose with a slimy snake.

He had a long face with pronounced cheekbones and with the skin tone that could of rivaled the moon's whiteness.

While his irises were a neon golden color with slits in his pupils and purple markings around his eyes, everyone hoped his eyes were contacts but we knew better.

His long waist length hair hung loose around his tall frame making him appear like someone from a Japanese horror movie like the Grudge or Ring making him appear even more horrifying.

"Well if it isn't the famous Sakura Haruno, I thought Tsunade-sama being your aunt would of kept you on good behavior." Orochimaru-sama spoke while stressing his S sounds like a real life snake.

Before I could retort an insult someone else had in my favor.

"Hey leave her alone you creepy snake, un." I had rapidly turned my head towards the voice to see Deidara Iwa again, he was sitting on top a chemistry table swinging his feet carefree like he wasn't stuck with this Snake for who knows how long.

"Mr. Iwa refrain from causing a scene or else I shall have to extend your punishment." Orochimaru-Sama hissed moving behind his own desk forgetting about me.

"Of course captain, un!" Deidara replied doing a mock salute.

Then a male sitting at the chemistry table smacked Deidara in the back of the head with an echoing BONK sound, it sounded extremely painful.

"Sasori what the hell!" Deidara shrieked at the male in frustration, i guess when hes angry he forgets the word un.

"Respect your elders brat." The male calmly muttered.

"You're only two years older then me!" Deidara retorted a little ticked.

The male Sasori was a short male approximately at five foot three with wide chocolate brown colored irises and short messy red hair.

He sat perfectly still staring off into space ignoring the ranting Deidara while Orochimaru-Sama had given up and sat in his desk chair sighing.

Gazing around the classroom I had noticed either we were the only ones attending detention today or the others ditched.

For the ones who ditched, they were some clever assholes or lazy assholes.

Deciding to finish my new book Haunting Violet by Alyxandra Harvey about a girl who didn't believe in ghosts but they believed in her I made my way towards the back left corner.

I sat my cherry blossom book bag under my seat and began to read where I left off.

"You want to frolic in a graveyard?" He tilted his head, suddenly understanding. "The one where Rowena is buried, by any chance?"

Suddenly A hand with a teal ring on the index finger placed itself on the page cutting off the words I was reading.

I gazed up to meet Deidara Iwa's striking grey blue irises.

"What do you want?" I pouted pissed off how I was finally in a good part of the book.

That cocky blonde bastard grinned at me, "You shouldn't have your pretty face constantly buried in a book, un."

Oh god Sakura Inner breathed turning red in the face but sadly I was too.

I pouted, "What did you do to get detention hm?"

He grinned and very fast cast his eyes over the red headed male sitting quietly ignoring the two of us,"Sasori and I have art class together and we share other worldly opinions of true art, total opposites. We got into an argument about the true meaning of art and we ended up destroying half the classroom and supplies. So here we are, un."

I gasped, "I heard there was C3 and C2 involved!"

He nervously rubbed the back of his neck, "Well um all my art explodes to show that true art is fleeting and an explosion of beauty, un."

I stayed quiet trying to process that this blonde sophomore had some how acquired C2 and C3 without getting found by the government and some how set it off in a school building.

"You know," Deidara spoke gaining back my attention, "I consider you an explosion."

I can't breathe Sakura-Chan! Inner started choking and fell dead maybe? I wouldn't really care If Inner died though, it'd be a blessing actually.

At this Inner Shot back up, You would die without me!

Then she "Died" again on the floor of my brain.

"Kawaii, I'm gonna call you Cherry-Chan now okay, un?" Deidara smiled poking my now red cheeks bringing me back into the world outside of my brain.

A familiar BONK noise had echoed through out the room again but more loudly, it felt earsplitting.

"I apologize for my idiotic friend for any distress he has caused." Sasori scowled with his hand raised with a purple book in hand.

"Rude Sasori just rude." Deidara muttered walking away to the chemistry table in the front of the classroom.

"Oh and that book is very interesting, I think you shall like the conclusion." Sasori lazily smirked before walking away towards the chemistry table where Deidara sat.

I suddenly sat up completely straight once a knock had echoed throughout the classroom from those creepy stainless steel double doors.