LTP: And now, the reason why I cannot trust Jackle with finances. Reala?
Reala: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats.
Nightmaren with Hats 8
(opens in the Dream Gate, where Jackle can be seen outside the home NiGHTS shares with Owl. Jackle has the NiGHTS mask with him)
Jackle: NiGHTS? Are ya home? Ding dong! Land lord! Pizza delivery! Fire department! *cockney accent* Bank manager, you have an appointment!
NiGHTS: *through the door* What do you want Jackle?
Jackle: I want to be treated like a friend NiGHTS.
NiGHTS: We're not friends anymore!
Jackle: Didn't you get my apology piano?
NiGHTS: Pianos aren't supposed to bleed and scream!
Jackle: I guess it was less a piano and more a statement on pianos.
NiGHTS: Why can't you go horrify someone else Jackle?
Jackle: I miss your grumpy face, and the NiGHTS mask I made hasn't helped. It's not grump enough!
NiGHTS: You made a mask of my face?
Jackle: Yes, and speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators
NiGHTS: Jaaackle.
Jackle: To sum, you are now known as Nicolai Sponacoff, brutal leader of the Russian opium cartel.
NiGHTS: Go home Jackle, I'm calling the police!
Jackle: Bad idea Nicolai! And you know there isn't a prison I can't nibble my way out of!
NiGHTS: I'm dialing!
Jackle: I've got nowhere to go! I burned my room down once it had enough swans inside and I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans.
NiGHTS: And whose fault is that Jackle?!
Jackle: Society. Society and the swans.
NiGHTS: Jackle, please. I really gave you every chance I could, I just... I can't do it anymore.
Jackle: ... What if I gave you 10 million dollars cash?
NiGHTS: You don't have 10 million dollars Jackle.
Jackle: I buried a large chest of doubloons once, I could go dig that up.
NiGHTS: No Jackle!
Jackle: It was either doubloons or my Zoobooks. A lot of something is in a hole somewhere.
NiGHTS: I'm putting on some music Jackle, I'm not listening anymore!
*some lively Jazz music can be heard playing through the door*
Jackle: ... Rude! *mimics NiGHTS' voice as the mask* I'm sorry flesh me is so ungrateful Jackle. *normal* And after all we've been through. It's scandalous I say! *mask voice* You do such incredible things and deserve appreciation! *normal* It's okay, she'll come around. As soon as the swan piano arrives.
*the sound of a piano crashing, dissonant piano playing and swans honking can be heard through the door*
NiGHTS: JAAACKLE!
Jackle: You're welcome!
LTP: Seriously, I can't believe Jackle blew so much money on swans that he ended up killing anyway!