Plot Summary-What happens when our dear pinkette is wrongfully given detention for the Akatsuki's actions? Will they survive her wrath or will she survive them?
Konoha High Detention Club Chapter Three
The Clingy Lollipop
The resounding knock had run a chill crawling up my spine strikingly fast causing me to shudder involuntary.
Inner started screaming about how it was Orochimaru-Sama's pet Kabuto, how we would be dissected and that unlimited prayers to Kami couldn't save us now.
But, Orochimaru-sama's face betrayed annoyance instead of that creepy grin he usually wore with his pet Kabuto.
Suddenly an orange blob had slung itself from behind the metal doors with the speed of light and onto Deidara's person and stuck incredibly fast.
Were all gonna die Kami! Inner panicked running around until she face palmed into a wall.
Nice to know you'll be awake to die with me.
"Sempai! Tobi missed you!" The orange blob shrieked at the top of its boyish lungs rubbing it's cheek I think into Deidara's chest.
That lollipop with legs is touching our man! Inner screamed face turning crimson at the sight.
There was a male student with a orange lollipop swirled mask on cuddling Deidara so intensely I thought they would mold into one human being.
"Get the fuck off me you bastard!" Deidara growled in frustration at trying to get the male unlatched from himself before he died of liquified organs or lack of oxygen.
But it was in vain, this Tobi person only seemed to cuddle him more intensely and scream loudly.
Then he just stopped, the silence felt horrifying and like waiting for a character in a horror movie to go down the basement stairs during the blackout with only you knowing there's something down there.
Tobi took five seconds to look quietly and very deeply into Deidara's eyes, then it happened.
"WHY DOES SEMPAI HATE MEEEE! I LOVE SEMPAI!" Tobi started crying a river no an ocean of tears that seemed like they would drown us before they even came close to ruining out if possible.
Though Deidara just seemed to have the opposite reaction a normal person would of had in his situation.
"I said," He reeled his fist back "to get the fuck off!" His fist came in contact with Tobi's cheek? I couldn't confirm what with his lollipop mask on.
How old is he? Inner's sweat dropped awkwardly.
From the uniform sleeve I'd have to say senior Inner. I sighed awkwardly.
I suddenly whipped my neck around at the feeling of a slender pointer finger being tapped gently onto my right shoulder.
Sasori suddenly appeared in my line of vision with a look of pure nothingness evident on his porcelain face.
Porcelain eh? Inner mocked my thoughts teasingly.
"Don't worry about either of the brats, their always like this no matter when or where." Sasori explained watching Deidara punch a still hanging on Tobi.
"I'm truly sorry then Mr. Akasuna" His calm and bland face slipped into a miniscule frown for a choice few seconds before recovering quickly.
"It's Sasori Doll." He smirked.
My face immediately exploded into a rainbow of reds, pinks and everything in between.
"I um just wanted to be polite." I couldn't produce any words which made him continue to smirk.
Inner shrieked with all her being in a fearful way instead of a excited one I thought she would do which caused me to gaze around to find the source of her fear, the lollipop.
Next thing I know I'm on the hard and cold white tiled floor with a lollipop snuggling and coddling me.
"Tobi loves cotton candy and you remind Tobi of it so much but prettier!" Tobi screamed while rubbing his cheek on my upper chest and neck.
Pervert! Inner gasped dramatically panicking and shrieking like the world was ending.
"You bastard get off of her, un!" Deidara growled trying to unlatch the older boy from my torso to no avail.
Instead I was developing a major headache from the scene and in frustration I accidentally let my anger slip and I maybe might of punched Tobi in his nose.
Maybe? Might of? Please you probably made it so he definitely would need the mask forever if he already didn't. Inner deadpanned.
"Ah Tobi down, Tobi down!" He shrieked from under the chemistry table rolling around like he had been shot in the face.
Probably felt like it. Inner muttered.
"Good shot Cherry-chan." Deidara grinned while putting his arm around my shoulder proudly.
I puffed out my cheeks, "I hit all perverts Deidara."
Instead of backing away he did the opposite and hugged me closer," Aw but you wouldn't hit me Cherry-chan, I'm too cute."
Sasori's voice brought me back to reality once he started speaking to the "fallen" Tobi.
"Why are you here, you're not on the roster for the attending students?" Sasori questioned face as plain as well nothing could compare to how bland of emotion he looked.
"Hidan was talking about a pinkie in detention and Tobi wanted to see who it was." Tobi squeaked from his position on the floor criss cross applesauce.
"Hey Sasori, shouldn't Hidan be here with us, un?" Deidara questioned with his arm still around me.
"Yes, but he might skip his punishment completely, who knows." Sasori nodded while explaining.
Everyone jumped at the sound of nails being drug across the chalk board ever so slowly, our eyes automatically fixated onto the producer of the horrifying noise.
Orochimaru-Sama coughed, "Now this detention session is over for today but Tobi please refrain from sneaking in here again." He explained while rubbing his temples.
I never thought a teacher would of had to tell a student that. Inner said astounded.
You know Naruto would of tried if he could. I laughed inwardly.
"Hey wait a second." I gazed over my shoulder towards the user of the voice who was calling me.