LTP: *pops up in front of the camera, looking disheveled* HEY EVERYONE! Sorry the episode's late, we had a bit of a delay. Me and NiGHTS went down to Vegas to get Reala and Jackle out of jail, only to find out that Piedmon from Sundiel's show Randomness, had apparently been committing crimes while disguised as Sun, myself, almost all of the Nightmaren, and all of Sun's Digimon. We tried to break them out of prison, but as it turned out, the damn place was magic! With no other options, I had no choice but to drop the hammer on Las Vegas, and unleash the Pug Armada. Let's just say that the phrase 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' no longer has any meaning. But enough of my ramblings, onto the episode!

NiGHTS: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or any of the following references.

Random Drabbles 13

(opens in the kitchen from episode 5)

Jackle: Hey I'm Jackle, I'ma teach you how to make cereal! Grab some milk.

*Jackle opens the fridge, which contains a decapitated head*

Jackle: Aand- OH MY WIZEMAN! *pushes decapitated head out of the way and zooms in on empty milk jug* WE'RE OUT OF MILK!

{~~~}

(opens in a jail cell where Reala is visiting Jackle)

Reala: Ugh, will you just tell me why you're in here already!?

Jackle: We ended up losing. And after the game, those crazy f***ers just started beating the hell out of each other.

Reala: Ooh! I gotcha. Wait, a hundred grand is pretty steep for a hockey fight.

Jackle: Well, I might've gotten a little carried away.

*cuts to Jackle driving the zamboni over a bunch of hokey players*

Jackle: GET A TASTE OF THE ZAMBONI PONY!

*cuts back to Jackle in the jail cell*

Reala: Nice job retard.

{~~~}

(opens in the rec. room of Nightmare castle)

Reala: Hey Jackle *takes out a DVD copy of 'Titanic'* You know what time it is!?

Jackle: F*** YEAH! *takes DVD* TITANIC TIME!

Reala: Are you ready to watch some people fall off that boat!?

Jackle: *goes cross-eyed* I AM GOING TO WATCH THE S*** OUT OF THOSE PEOPLE FALLING OFF THAT BOAT!

Reala: Aw yeah!

Jackle: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!

Reala: Hold on, I invited NiGHTS to watch it with us too, if that's okay.

Jackle: Who?

Reala: NiGHTS.

Jackle: *blank stare*

Reala: My girlfriend?

Jackle: Uh Reala, I thought Titanic Time was supposed to be a no girls allowed kind of thing. That's why I've been locking LTP out of the castle.

LTP: *bangs on door* LET ME IN YOU D***!

Jackle: LTP, if you're gonna stand out on the porch for the entirety of Titanic Time, you could at least be quiet about it!

Reala: No man, she's cool.

Jackle: *sighs* Fine.

*cuts to Jackle, Reala, and NiGHTS on the couch*

TV: Oh God Leonardo DiCaprio, draw me naked!

Jackle: *glances over at NiGHTS and Reala with an annoyed look*

*camera pans over to Reala and NiGHTS. NiGHTS is sitting on Reala's lap as they make out, then the camera pans back over to Jackle*

Jackle: Eehh. *gets up and sighs*

NiGHTS: Hey where are you going?

Jackle: Well I mean, I'm just-

Reala: You weren't leaving were you?

Jackle: Going to get something from the fridge. *walks to kitchen*

*Jackle opens the fridge and reaches for a beer, but doesn't take it. He then opens a cupboard to find a nearly empty bottle of Vodka, then moves to the higher shelf and grabs a bottle of drain cleaner, thinking it was alcohol. Then he returns to the couch*

TV: THE BOAT'S LIKE, SIDEWAYS! OKAY CAN NO ONE ELSE SEE THIS!? THIS IS F***ING RIDICULOUS!

Jackle: HERE IT COMES! THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF THE- *looks over to see NiGHTS and Reala still making out, then lets out a frustrated sigh*

TV: *lots of screaming*

Jackle: *grabs bottle* They had it easy. Lucky p****s. *chugs drain cleaner*Ah. *sees the bottle's label* OH SHI- *vomits on the floor*

{~~~}

(opens in Jackle's room)

Jackle: What about watching someone watch a 3D movie?

LTP: *talking fast* Watching someone watch a 3D movie.

*cuts to Jackle watching Reala watching a movie with 3D glasses*

Reala: *moves his head to the side* Whoa, almost hit me in the face.

LTP: IN 3D!

Jackle: *running his hands all over Reala's head* OH MY WIZEMAN, IT'S SO REALISTIC!

{~~~}

(opens in the Nightmare castle courtyard, where Puffy is hanging from one of the spires)

Donbalon: I see London, I see France, I see Puffy's underpants!

Puffy: Donbalon, stop gawking at my nethers and save my butt!

Danbalon: Aw, can't I do both?

Puffy: Just shut up and catch me!

Donbalon: Ok, but whatever you do, don't let go until I say-

*Donbalon's sentence is cut off as he squeaks like a chew toy and falls over as Puffy lands on him*

Puffy: It finally happened, I killed a 'Maren with my breasts!

{~~~}

opens in Nightmare castle where NiGHTS, Reala and Jackle are playing World of Warcraft and are preparing to get through a dungeon that has given them much trouble in the past)

NiGHTS: I think it's a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think Reala? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Reala: Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

NiGHTS: That's a lot better than we usually do. Uh-

Jackle: Alright, time's up! Let's do this! *charges into the dungeon* JAAAAACCKKLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!

NiGHTS: Oh my God, he just ran in!

{~~~}

(opens in Wizeman's throne room)

Wizeman: Gentlemen, I have created... this thing!

*a curtain comes up to reveal a machine that makes rainbows, a moment of awkward silence passes*

Reala: ... W-what is it?

Wizeman: I don't know! Stand over here! *points at the other side of the room*

Reala: *walks over* You mean right her-

*Reala suddenly screams as he gets pulled into the sky by the rainbow making machine*

Wizeman: IT WORKS! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK! WHAHAHA!

{~~~}

(opens in the kitchen again)

Jackle: *opens the fridge, sees a full quart of milk* Okay we got milk.

*Jackle turns away from the fridge to pour some cereal into a bowl, then pulls out the quart, only to see that it's empty*

Jackle: *high pitched voice* WHAT THE F***!? *throws the empty quart onto the floor*

*LTP is snickering while she holds up the real quart of milk she switched out for the empty one*

{~~~}

(opens in Downtown Nightmare during a zombie outbreak, Reala, Jackle and NiGHTS are trying to seek shelter from a horde of zombies, but the jackass on the other side won't let them in)

Reala: *pounds on the door* Let us in you idiot! You're gonna get us all killed!

NiGHTS: Please, just open the door! I promise you we're not infected!

Jackle: Uh, guys? The horde's coming! *points at the approaching horde of zombies*

Jackass: I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN UNTIL I'M SURE YOU'RE IMMUNE!

Reala: Let's see, I'm Reala and that's NiGHTS and Jackle and THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE, OPEN THE WIZEMAN DAMNED DOOR!

{~~~}

(opens in LTP's house where LTP is talking to her two Pugs, both of which are lying on their backs*

LTP: Anybody hungry?

*Peanut raises her paw*

LTP: Anybody sleepy?

*Lucy raises her paw*

LTP: Anybody highly overweight?

*Peanut and Lucy raise both their paws*

{~~~}

(opens in Radiant Tropics, where Reala is relaxing on the beach as NiGHTS flies up)

NiGHTS: Heeeyy Reala! Guess who lost their virginity?~

Reala: Uh... you-

NiGHTS: *holds up a jug of chloroform* You did!

Reala: O.O

{~~~}

(opens in Down town Nightmare again, This time zombie free, where Donbalon is holding the rear end of LTP's car as she's driving)

LTP: Dude! Let go of my car!

Donbalon: NO! I love this car! And this car loves me!

LTP: Now that the episode's done, excuse me while I go find someone to cuddle with me. *walks off*

NiGHTS: *watches her go* Okaaay?