Plot Summary-What happens when our dear pinkette is wrongfully given detention for the Akatsuki's actions? Will they survive her wrath or will she survive them?
Konoha High Detention Club Chapter Five
Oh my kitten has returned, time to grope!
The enormous ebony stained wooden doors stood imposingly in front of us.
Kisame knocked only once before a black haired blob flung and attached itself to my chest, and i mean my breasts not chest or torso.
"Oh kitten you've returned!" That blob gushed its voice muffled by my breasts.
What breasts we're a B cup! Inner huffed frustrated.
"Shisui! You pervert get the fuck off!" I shrieked trying to pry the leech off of me.
"But I missed you kitten!" He cooed rubbing his cheeks into my chest again.
We were now on the porch floor considering i was trying to support my own weight and a nineteen year old's also.
"I'm guessing you know our leech Shisui?" Kisame asked laughing so hard he shook his own body.
"Kitten is my soul mate." He mumbled sending vibrations against my breasts making me shiver involuntary.
Damn virgin senses. I mentally screamed at the world dramatically.
I know how to fix that. Inner sang happily.
Suddenly I could breathe again which seemed odd, I looked up to see clear skies instead of shusui's onyx eyes and lecherous grin.
Instead I found Blood red eyes pouring into onyx eyes, Itachi had his older cousin's hair in a death grip staring impassively into Shusui's eyes.
Shusui is the only Uchiha to be so emotional and immature well besides the two ice block's mother Mikoto Uchiha who was bright, cheery, and coddling to anyone under her own age.
"Baby Cousin," Shusui choked out "You should be nicer to your elders."
Itachi's eyes narrowed slightly, "Then don't molest the innocent then."
Innocent my ass. Inner coughed quietly.
"Mr. Ice block," Kisame started while placing his left hand on his shoulder "Lets just go inside huh? Perverts will never change, especially Shisui."
Finally processing this information Itachi dropped his grip on Shusui and turned his attention to us.
"Come in." He said voice void of any trace of emotion.
Kisame and Sasori just piled in and Deidara and I were the last ones inside the immense hallway.
A slender left hand had gripped my shoulder gently to which I turned my head to follow who it was, and emerald met blue grey.
"Are you alright, un?" Deidara asked quietly.
"Yeah, sadly I'm his prime target. But its funny though cause when he's asleep he's a groping machine to the poor air." I laughed awkwardly trying to resolve the awkward tension.
"Yeah ha ha I've seen that in person," He laughed "But I'm just glad you're okay Cherry-Chan."
"thank you for your," Was all I could reply before I got interrupted by a.
"Hey pink bitch!" A sly voice that could only belong to our high school's all to familiar foul mouthed Hidan.
A vein popped out my left temple, "What the hell did you say?"
He stood from his spot on the couch taller then me grinning down at me, "How was detention pink bitch?"
"Cherry Blossom, I give you full permission to express your emotions." Itachi spoke from behind my person somewhere but I knew he was smirking.
"What's she gonna do cry on me and scream?" Hidan laughed hard holding his sides.
The resounding CRACK echoed through out the enormous gaming room along with a twin noise of something heavy hitting the end table next to the couch.
"Did cotton candy-Chan hit Hidan?" Tobi whimpered from behind the couch waiting for said dumb ass's reaction.
Slowly the albino gripped his right hand onto the end table and began to lift himself up off the floor quietly before bringing his other hand to his now bleeding and probably broken nose.
Inspecting the blood he started to murmur, "Hot."
My jaw dropped and my body filled with a mixture of shock and horror, "Excuse me?"
"I said that was hot bitch." Hidan spoke up wrapping his arms around my waist placing his chin between my neck and shoulder.
Danger! Danger! I'm all up for sex but not with a masochist or sadist! Inner screamed frantically failing her arms around psychotically.
Suddenly a hand began to travel up my uniform shirt slowly and I began to finally process the situation.
Molested by two hot perverts within three minutes? I don't know if that's good or bad Saku. Inner sighed shaking her head like i was a lost cause.
And I love how nobody's helping. I sweated dramatically.
When I felt Hidan's hand reach the outside of my bra I began to reel my knee forward so I could somehow knee him in this position and daze him long enough to escape.
Instead, I heard some kind of war shriek thingy and then Hidan was knocked off of me by some unseen force named Shisui.
"Don't molest Kitten! That's my job!" Shisui screamed wrestling Hidan on the black carpeted floor like some weird I don't even know how to describe it.
"You're too old to fucking molest her!" Hidan screamed pulling Shisui's hair with both his hands trying to unlatch the nineteen year old from his torso.
So here we are now, Hidan's on the floor trying to rip out Shisui's hair with one hand while the other is trying to push him off and Shisui has his legs locked around Hidan's waist pushing his face with one hand while the other pulled Hidan's slicked back silver hair.
Sasori was right, they are a lost cause. Inner sighed dramatically realizing she's surrounded by morons.
"Kitten's virginity will be mine!" Shisui shouted out of nowhere bringing me out of my thoughts.
"..." I started twitching.
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