Konoha High Detention Club Chapter Six
Jaws Vs Spicy Fried Shrimp
"Kitten's virginity will be mine!" Shisui shouted out of nowhere bringing me out of my thoughts.
"..." I started twitching.
...I just, I have no response. Inner twitched uncomfortably for once stunned into quietness.
"If you're fighting for something so precious shouldn't it be to the death?" Sasori inquired from the red loveseat on my far right.
"Sasori,un!" Deidara gasped dramatically from his seat next to him.
"Might as well make one inconvenience disappear." Sasori commented voice void of any emotion, except a tiny hint of humor?
"You're going to destroy the gaming room if you continue." Itachi commented while a vein twitched quickly on his left temple.
Right as if on cue we heard light and slow footsteps coming down the stairs into the gaming room.
Suddenly Shisui flung himself off of Hidan and onto the closet armchair, sadly for the armchair it already had someone in it.
Kisame just stood up and the previous leech just rolled off of his lap and onto the carpeted floor and with that Kisame just sat back down with a Shisui at his feet as a human foot rest.
"Ah Itachi dear I thought I heard your friends." Mikoto, Itachi's mother smiled at us calmly not noticing the broken objects unless that was normal.
"Good afternoon Mikoto-sama." I greeted from the red love seat next to the artist duo.
"Sakura-Chan," Mikoto puffed her cheeks out like a child "I told you to call me Mikoto or Okāsan." She finished with her hands on her hips.
"Hai Mikoto." I sweat dropped.
"Now," She smiled holding out a huge ebony tray "I brought you guys snacks." She grinned placing the tray down on the coffee table.
I heard several mixed responses.
Tobi giggling like a little girl, Deidara cheering pumping his fists in the air, quietness from Itachi and Sasori, Kisame grinning ear to ear, Hidan Cussing and then Itachi slapping Hidan for swearing in front of his mother.
The plate consisted of Hanami Dango, Rice Bombs, fried battered spicy shrimp and some green tea for the more up tight members or members who perhaps weren't even hungry I guess.
"duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun." Kisame started singing the Jaws theme song from the floor with his eyes just peeping over the edge of the coffee table eying the shrimp.
No he's not gonna. Inner sweat dropped anticipating the soon " Shark Attack".
Next second after Inner finished Kisame made a feral animal noise then started attacking the plate with the shrimp teeth first like a shark week special on Syfy.
Oh he did. I sighed giving up hope.
"Itachi-Chan can Tobi have some Dango?" Tobi begged with puppy dog eyes from the carpeted floor next to Itachi's leather recliner.
"Hn."
Itachi then took the pink cherry flavored Dango off of the sticks and started putting them in Tobi's lap.
Itachi looked at me, "He only likes the cherry flavored Dango."
His response made me gaze back over to the Hanami Dango plate to see all the cherry flavored Dango in Tobi's lap.
Tobi began to munch on the Dango the way a toddler would with a lot of drool, happy noises and giggles, somehow I still found it adorable in a innocent way until I remembered how old he was.
Feeling surprisingly calm considering who I was in a sorta basement turned ultimate gaming room with I decided to sit down on the only available seat, on the red loveseat between Deidara and Sasori.
"Rice bomb, un?" Deidara asked grinning with white rice stuck to his face to which I accepted the food.
"You look like a moron." Sasori commented quietly to Deidara smirking slightly, but only visible to those who really pay attention.
"And you look like a teenager trying to rebel against his parents by dying his hair the color of blood." Deidara snapped back to which started one of their most famous heated arguments.
No matter what they said I knew out of the whole group they were probably the closest to each other then the other members even with them constantly fighting.
"Well," I spoke getting the artist duo's attention "I think Deidara is cute right now."
Deidara flushed, "Ha see Sasori, un!"
Sasori huffed and wouldn't accept defeat, "Hn."
"But," I grinned " in a baby or toddler way ha ha." I started laughing hard holding my sides.
Deidara huffed and puffed his cheeks out in mock frustration while Sasori smirked while high five-ing me.
Out of the corner of my eye I spotted the time displayed on the huge flat screen, seven o' clock.
Oh my Kami! Inner gasped dramatically face palming the cold ground dead.
"I forgot about Sasuke and Naruto!" I shrieked standing on the loveseat before scrambling up the stairs screaming like someone running from a killer in a horror movie.
"I was wondering when she'd notice." Itachi muttered calmly sipping his green tea throwing another pink cherry Dango at Tobi, who caught it in his mouth like a pet dog.
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