LTP: This week, Lyle will be played by Jackle and Dex will be played by Reala, and the goose is just a goose. NiGHTS, the disclaimer please!
NiGHTS: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Sanity not Included.
Punched a Goose
(Opens in Down town Nightmare, inside Jackle's car)
Jackle: Oh, here comes the bump!
Reala: I'm trying to eat my food here-
Jackle: YEAAAAH!
*Jackle drives over a speed bump at full speed*
Reala: *takes a sip of his drink* Why do we eat so much fast food anyway?
Jackle: Well because it's fast obviously, plus it's easy and cheap so...
Reala: Huh, sounds like your mom!
*Jackle suddenly hits the brakes and Reala is thrown around a bit, the camera cuts briefly to show a goose standing in the road in front of the car*
Reala: Well, there goes my food. *reaches over a beeps Jackle's horn* OY! GET OUT OF THE ROAD! YA P****! *sighs* Just go around him.
Jackle: *eyes wide* I can't.
Reala: Yeah you can, just squeeze through on the left-
Jackle: No, I can't. It's a goose Reala.
Reala: *skeptically* Oh really? 'Cause I'm here thinking it's a lion. And you know what? Screw this!
*Reala gets out of the car and walks up to the goose*
Jackle: *sticks head out the window* Reala no! Don't piss it off! You do NOT know what you're getting yourself into!
Reala: ... It's a f***ing goose!
Goose: *honks*
Jackle: S***! *slams of the gas* IT'S ON TO US!
*Reala narrowly avoids geting run over as Jackle puts the car in cruise control, climbs through the back seat and pops open the trunk from the inside*
Reala: Reala hurry!
Goose: *honks*
Reala: Well don't leave me!
*Reala rushes over and dives into the trunk, finding his way back into the passenger seat*
Jackle: Damn that was close!
*the goose starts chasing after the car*
Jackle: Never piss off a goose Reala! They never forget!
Reala: What are you on about!?
Jackle: About a year ago, I punched a goose, been after me ever since!
*Jackle chucks a grenade at the goose, but it bounces off the bird's head and back into the car, then bounces off the radio(switching the music to Super Sonic Racing) and lands in Reala's lap*
Reala: Oh crap!
Jackle: Wizeman, I hate this song!
Reala: *juggling the grenade* But then why the hell is it on your Ipod!?
Jackle: Now's not the time for questions! Quick, just turn it off!
Reala: I kind of can't right now! *drops the grenade* Oh s***!
Jackle: *tries to change the song* Damn it! the Ipod's frozen! Jeez! I hate this f***ing song!
*Reala manages to throw the grenade out the car window and into a telephone pole, which is destroyed upon impact and the top half falls in the direction of the car*
Reala: HOLY MOTHER OF WIZEMAN!
*Reala grabs the wheel and swerves the car out of the path of the pole, and now he is in the driver's seat*
Reala: Are you psycho?!
Jackle: SHUT UP AND GRAB THE F***ING GUNS! *pulls a semi-automatic rifle out of his cloak*
Reala: Well that definitely answered my question.
Jackle: *jams a magazine into the gun* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE YOU GOOSE BASTARD!
*Jackle fire the gun at the goose, but all of the shots miss. The goose then somehow manages to jump in through the driver's window and lands in Reala's lap*
Reala: OH WHAT THE F***?!
Jackle: OH S***!
Reala: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! AH! GET IT OFF ME! AAAH!
Jackle: HOLD ON, I'LL GET THE BAZOOKA!
Reala: CHA! *punches the goose out of the car* THAT'S IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! I AM DONE! *stops the car and shuts it off*
Jackle: ... You punched it. It'll never forget.
Reala: *sighs* Look, the goose just didn't like you, okay? Because let's face it, no one f***ing does!
Jackle: No, I don't think you realize what you just-
Reala: JUST! Shut up! *starts the car, Super Sonic Racing comes back on* AND TURN THIS WIZEMAN DAMNED SONG OFF!
*later back at Nightmare castle*
Reala: *frustrated sigh* F***ing day.
*Reala opens the door, while Jackle looks around warily, revealing the goose waiting for them on the other side*
Jackle: What have you done?
*the goose suddenly breathes fire on Jackle and Reala*
Reala and Jackle: AAAAAAAHHH!
*the goose walks out of the burning castle with a look of grim satisfaction*
*'Can you Feel the Sunshine?' starts playing in the studio*
LTP: No. No. No! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO F***ING WAY IS HE COMING HERE!
NiGHTS: Who?
LTP: The embodiment of every child's nightmares since it's creation, an evil being whose lifeless eyes terrify all who dare to stare into them.
NiGHTS: Wait, you don't mean-
LTP: I am of course referring to none other than...TAILS DOLL.
NiGHTS: ... Seriously?
*Tails Doll floats in*
LTP: KILL IT WITH FIRE! *takes out flamethrower and torches Tails doll with it* BURN IN HELL YOU WANNA BE VOODO DOLL!