NiGHTS: Hello everyone! We're back and LTP has recovered from having her wisdom teeth removed!
LTP: Ugh, God. Don't even remind me of that, I was just completely out of it. Why the hell do they call them wisdom teeth if all they do is make your other teeth crooked again!? Seriously, it's like their sole reason for existing is to be a complete inconvenience!
NiGHTS: Um, LTP The episode?
LTP: Oh right! Reala, disclaimer!
Reala: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or the prank phone call. If anyone needs me, I'll be swimming in lava.
NiGHTS: Why?
Reala: Because I can! *flies off*
YOU STOLE MY NEWSPAPER!
(opens in Jackle's room as he proceeds to call Selph)
*phone rings*
Selph: Hello?
Jackle: Hello? Hello?
Selph: Hello?
Jackle: Hello?
Selph: Hello?
Jackle: Can you hear me?
Selph: Who is it?
Jackle: Hey! Turn the f***ing TV down!
Selph: Who is it?
Jackle: ... Hello?
Selph: Hello?
Jackle: Hello, it's your neighbor!
Selph: My neighbor?
Jackle: Your neighbor you dumbf***!
Selph: This is a neighbor?
Jackle: Yeah your neighbor. The one- the paper you've been stealing. My paper.
Selph: Your paper?
Jackle: Yes, my newspaper, every morning that comes to my house, and you come over and take it and bring it to your house?
Selph: Your paper?
Jackle: It's fifty cents everyday and I pay for the God damn paper!
Selph: I take your paper?
Jackle: Yeah you take my paper!
Selph: Why?
Jackle: I don't know why! That's why I am calling! I'm trying to find out why the hell you'd do something like that!
Selph: Why you know that? Why you know I take it?
Jackle: Yeah, I know you take it! You want me to kick your ass?
Selph: Why you know I take it?
Jackle: Yeah you stop taking my paper otherwise I am going kick some ass!
Selph: Ahhhh.
Jackle: I want you to go get the paper right now and read it to me because I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a freaking paper!
Selph: Mother f***ker, I'll f*** up your s*** b****!
Jackle: Ey! Yyou don't talk to me like that!
Selph: What's up guy?
Jackle: You w-
Selph: You want trouble right?
Jackle: What?
Selph: You want trouble right!?
Jackle: You want some tro-
Selph: I think you want trouble!
Jackle: IF YOU WANT TROUBLE-
Selph: *indistinct shouting*
Jackle: I GOT TROUBLE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU! YOU BRING MY F***IN' PAPER HOME NOW-
Selph: *indistinct shouting*
Jackle: -AND THEN YOU'LL SEE- AND THEN YOU'LL SEE TROUBLE!
Selph: *indistinct shouting*
Jackle: YEAH!
Selph: *indistinct shouting*
Jackle: EY! YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU WRAP THAT F***ING PAPER UP BACK THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU GET IT RIGHT OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!
Selph: *indistinct shouting and cursing*
Jackle: YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'LL MEET YOU- I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT IN BETWEEN OUR ROOMS AND WE'RE GONNA RUMBLE!
Selph: *indistinct shouting*
Jackle: AND WE'RE GONNA THROW SOME S*** DOWN!
Selph: *hangs up*
Jackle: *dials Selph again*
*phone rings*
Selph: *high pitched voice* Hello?
Jackle: Hello?
Selph: What do you calling?
Jackle: Why are you trying to change your voice?
Selph: What do you calling?
Jackle: I know who this is. I just want to get my newspaper back on a regular basis, all right?
Selph: You want eh, newspaper?
Jackle: Yea, I want my newspaper back.
Selph: Yeah, come in my room okay?
Jackle: I am tired of playing with you, you don't want me in your room, 'cause I'll tear that thing apart!
Selph: Please come in my room now!
Jackle: You want me to come over there?!
Selph: YEAH!
Jackle: Kick your ass, I'll take my newspaper?!
Selph: YEAH!
Jackle: I can be over there in two seconds!
Selph: Alright.
Jackle: Alright.
Selph: I wait for you.
Jackle: Okay.
Selph: Now how now.
Jackle: OK, Yeah let's go!
Selph: Come in now!
Jackle: OK, you keep the door unlocked and I'll walk right in there!
Selph: Just come in five minutes now!
Jackle: OK- no, not five minutes, I'm coming over right now!
Selph: All right, come in!
Jackle: OK LET'S GO!
Selph: LET'S GO!
Jackle: LET'S GO!
Selph: COME ON!
Jackle: LET'S GET IT ON!
Selph: All right, come in!
Jackle: ALL RIGHT, HERE I COME!
Selph: All right, come in.
Jackle: Ok, Ok.
Selph: Alright.
Jackle: Okay.
Selph: I just wait for you, ok? I ready everything.
Jackle: Ok, you ready?
Selph: FIVE MINTUES NOW! IF NOT COMING, I JUST CALL POLICE! *hangs up*
*Jackle laughs his ass off*