Konoha High Detention Club Chapter 7 Chicken ass, fox and cherry
Running up the giant and never ending stairs i felt as if they'd never end and I'd be stuck here forever.
'Chicken ass probably murdered Naruto for complaining too much, your the motive haha!' Inner laughed but stopped realizing it could be true.
CRASH! An echo of glass shattering filled the now hallway with great volume I could swear it happened next to me.
Gripping Sasuke's door handle maybe a little to tight made the hinges shriek in pain attracting the attention of only one of the room's occupants.
All that worry over nothing, the worse thing in the room was Naruto's pitiful face sobbing over a shattered porcelain bowl with its contents of ramen spilled entirely over Sasuke's black rug.
"Just clean it up Dobe." Sasuke sighed desperately.
"But but," Naruto sniffled " I'm hungry, your floors clean right? Mikoto cleans it twice a day right?"
'He wouldn't! Would he? ' Inner gasped dramatically turning puke green.
Simultaneously Inner threw up her multi-colored lunch as Naruto grabbed a stray noodle from the carpet and audibly slurped it up.
"You freak!" Sasuke snapped pushing down on Naruto's head with his left foot.
'Is he drowning or still eating?' I questioned while drowning out Inner's unappetizing noises.
Rummaging through my book bag I found my hidden batter fried spicy shrimp puff and rice bomb I stashed away for later.
"This make you feel better Naruto?" I extended my arm towards him showing him Mikoto's welcoming food.
" Sakura-Chan, " he inhaled the food from my hands instantly " You always take care of me!" He cried clinging to me but suddenly he sniffed me like a creepy dog and detached himself.
'That's a first, ' Inner muffled a little confused 'Somethings wrong my Oh Shit Senses are tingling.'
Naruto backward crawled behind Sasuke and put his hands on his shoulders while never taking his eyes off of my confused ones.
"I smell evil." Naruto shuttered, his comment making Sasuke now calculate my very existence also.
"Hn, which evil Dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"Hmm, " Naruto took a moment to contemplate then turned white " A combination of at least six different colognes I can pick out. I smell Itachi's sweet dango cologne though."
"Of course you smell Itachi he opened the door and told me where you guys were." I fumbled only telling half the truth.
"No it was close contact or it wouldn't be that strong." Naruto said as he wondered if it was true or not.
"Why was Itachi in close contact with you?" Sasuke dead panned, eyes hardening.
"Well you see what happened was." I trailed off trying to complete my story as i spoke it.
Sasuke sighed realizing I'm too stupid to make words and hoisted me up by my left elbow, I thought he just let it go because he got up, but i was wrong.
Suddenly Naruto grinned like his stupid self and got up too.
"Hey hey where are we going?!" I exclaimed loudly from Sasuke throwing me over his shoulder.
"An Akatsuki Hunt my lovely Sakura-Chan. " Naruto laughed opeing the door for me and Sasuke.
Going down those same stairs I now wished that they never ended, but they did.
Hitting the foot of the stairs Sasuke asked me where the Akatsuki where and to which i didn't speak or respond.
"Game room is the only room able to hold that many and entertain those monsters." Naruto reasoned.
" Their not monsters Naruto." I pouted annoyed at his behavior.
"But they molested our Sakura-Chan!" Naruto sniffled
'If only he knew how right he was. ' Inner sighed dramatically.
Sasuke started his trek down the stairs through the living room down into the basement which was also the best game room I've seen.
Emptiness, that's what the game room gave out and literately I mean nobody was in there.
Even all the food was gone, well probably ten seconds after I left it was destroyed.
On the sole coffee table there was a pink paper with childishly drawn bunny faces scribbled onto the fold side.
Sasuke Groaned in utter annoyance after reading it and grudgingly threw it at Naruto after words who handed it to me.
Tobi says hi!
Oh and Akatsuki promised Tobi candy if Tobi told you that its time for hide and seek!
-Tobi
"Well Naruto you got your Akatsuki Hunt." I laughed until I noticed Sasuke was already gone.
'Well crap ' Inner starred at Sasuke's recently occupied space.