NiGHTS: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Llamas with Hats.


Nightmaren with Hats 9

(opens in a field somewhere in Pure Valley, where Jackle is talking to the NiGHTS mask)

Jackle: *as NiGHTS* Jackle, I can't believe you!

*himself* Uh oh, what have I done this time?

*as NiGHTS* You've killed someone and chopped them up and they're right here on the floor Jackle!

*as himself* I didn't do that. Why would you- why would you think I did such a thing?

*as NiGHTS* Jackle! All the blood and t-the pieces! You murderer!

*as himself* I think I would've remembered uh, dismembering someone and putting all their bits on the ground right here. That's not the sort of thing I would usually forget about.

*as NiGHTS* Jaaackle! I hate you Jackle! I hate you!

*as himself* Oh watch it! Now who's being hurtful? You NiGHTS, you.

?: Jaaackle.

Jackle: ... Who said that?

*the eyes on the NiGHTS mask begin to glow red as the mask suddenly floats in the air away from the tree it was resting on*

NiGHTS mask: *distorted voice* It was me Jackle.

Jackle: NiGHTS?

NiGHTS mask: Yes Jackle.

Jackle: You came back.

NiGHTS mask: You must finish your work Jackle.

Jackle: My work?

NiGHTS mask: There is so much to do, we mustn't dawdle.

Jackle: You said you weren't coming back.

NiGHTS mask: Jaaaackle.

Jackle: Yeah?

NiGHTS mask: Jaaaackle!

Jackle: I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

NiGHTS mask: JAAACKLE!

Jackle: What!?

NiGHTS mask: What are you planning Jackle?

Jackle: I'm kinda just free styling it these days. Taking things as they come.

NiGHTS mask: You're better than that Jackle. You're better.

Jackle: I am, aren't I?

NiGHTS mask: You're Jackle.

Jackle: I AM Jackle.

NiGHTS mask: Jaaackle.

Jackle: That's me!

NiGHTS mask: Jaaackle!

Jackle: ... You sure like your yelling.


LTP: oh for f***'s sake, Jackle! Have you been tampering with the dark forces again?!

Jackle: YEAH! AND NOW I'M BEING ATTACKED BY TENTACLE MONSTERS!

LTP: *sighs and pulls out some prayer slips and her keyblade* I'm coming. *utters to herself* third f***ing time this year.