YES! I finally have some free time and I'm using it to write my 3rd chapter for this ever so popular story. There will be a mischievous Toon Link and facepalming in this chapter. Eh... I don't have much to say about this chapter, so I present Chapter 3! Enjoy!
Chapter 3: Horror Movies
Toon Link happily prepared his room for the "playdate" that he had planned a week ago. Well, maybe playdate might not be the right word. Movie Night would be the correct term for this occasion. Toon Link had invited two of his friends to a sleepover/movie. He had bought the movie himself (and by "bought", he means stealing it from Link's room while Link himself was resting up from his... accident).
Toon Link was now finishing up cleaning, by dusting off the TV so the screen could be clearer when the movie was showing. Now that he was finished, he stood there admiring the neatness of his room. He finished just in time too, for there were a few knocks on the door after a bit. "It's open," Toon Link told the knockers. And the door was opened.
The guests were Ness and Lucas, the latter bringing Kirby with him, for reasons we have yet to discover. Upon seeing his guests, Toon Link greeted them and welcomed them into his room.
"Hi, guys!" Toon Link shouted. "We're gonna have sooooooo much fun tonight! I hope you guys enjoy the movie I got from Aniki!"
Ness looked genuinely surprised. "He gave a MOVIE to you?" he said. "You're kidding, right? If I were Link, I wouldn't give money to you, let alone a movie!"
At that comment, Toon Link pouted. "Don't be stupid, Nest. Of course he gave me the movie and I'm gonna show it to you guys."
"It's Ness, you stupid head, not Nest," Ness shouted back. Lucas, on the other hand, clutched Kirby a bit tight, prompting Kirby to give a little groan. "Um, Link, what kind of movie did you get from Big Link?" he asked.
"A horror movie, of course, Banana Head," Toon Link replied, rather casually to the nervous Lucas. "It's called 'Serial Killer 2: Blood Shower!'"
Once again, Lucas grasped Kirby tightly and Kirby made a much louder groan, out of pain this time. "I... I don't want to watch a scary movie! I really don't, Link!"
Toon Link closed the door. "Sorry, Banana Head. It's too late to go back to your own room." He looked of at the wall clock. "It's 10:30 pm, so nobody should be in the hallways now. Besides you have Kirby-chan and Nest to keep you safe."
Ness shot Toon Link a look. "Are you calling me that on purpose? My name is NESS! It sounds like 'Nest', but it's not!"
"OK, if you don't like Nest, then can I call you NES*?" Toon Link joked.
Ness simply facepalmed.
After the nickname debate was over, Toon Link put the DVD into the DVD player. The movie, at first, wasn't too violent. But, as its name suggested, the violence gradually began to increase until there was practically blood in every scene. And throughout the whole movie Toon Link was clearly enjoying himself, Ness was less so, while Lucas was clearly terrified and squeezing Kirby so tightly that at any second, the pink thing might explode.
After the movie, the Three boys decided to go to sleep. Kirby had managed to get back to his own room without getting caught. While Toon Link and Ness slept, Lucas stayed awake. He was deathly terrified that the serial killer would come into the room and slash them all to death and with no Kirby to hold, Lucas was even more terrified. He tried to think about how he was the farthest from the door, so that if someone did come, then they would get Toon Link first and Lucas and Ness would have a five-second headstart to escape. Thinking about it made Lucas laugh a little.
Until a few minutes later, knocking began to take place at the door.
Lucas, Toon Link and Ness woke up in a flash.
"What was that?" Lucas said, trembling. Toon Link shook his head while Ness said, "I don't know. Maybe after a while, it'll go away.
But whoever was at the door didn't go away. The knocking began to grow frequent.
"I'm here for you," a voice rasped.
Ness and Toon Link heard the knocking this time. The Three boys gathered closer to each other .
The knocking began to turn into pounding.
The boys practically hugged each other. Toon Link whispered to the knocker, "Take Banana Head! He's scared of you!"
Lucas, knowing that Toon Link meant him, turned around. "What? Hey!"
"Won't open the door, will you? Very well..."
The door was suddenly smashed down by a powerful force*. Toon Link, Ness and Lucas screamed at the top of their lungs and begged the assailant to spared them.
"What are you boys doing?" The so-called assailant was Princess Peach. She was clearly tired, explaining her raspy voice.
"Momo*? Why did you do that? You scared the heck out of us!" Toon Link exclaimed.
"I came to take Lucas back to his room," Peach said, her voice still raspy. Upon hearing this, Lucas immediately stood up and ran to Peach.
"So, are you ready to go, Lucas?" Peach asked. Lucas nodded. Peach then turned to Toon Link. "By the way, Link says that he wants his movie back."
"What?! How did Aniki find out?!" Toon Link was genuinely surprised.
"Ness gave you up."
Toon Link turned to Ness. "Way to go, Nest. You completely ruined my movie night."
Ness suddenly grew angry. "Miss Peach, can you please tell him that I don't want to be called Nest? It's getting annoying!"
"Toon Link, stop calling him Nest."
"Okay, I will," Toon Link said. "Sorry about that, NES."
Ness simply facepalmed.
Well, it seems Ness is going to hear that name for a while.
I had tons of fun writing this chapter and personally, I think this chapter was awesome. Reviews for this chapter are EXTREMELY welcome.
*NES- For those of you that don't know, it is an acronym that stands for Nintendo Entertainment System (it's kind of fitting because SSBB is by Nintendo)
*"Powerful Force- Peach Bomber, Peach's Side Special Move (she smashed a door down with her butt... that's kind of disturbing...)
*Peach's nickname is Momo because in Japanese, when Momo is written as 桃, then it translates as "Peach". This is a pun on her name. You'll see more of that later.
Hope you enjoyed! ;)
