Smoke and fire filled up the city of Manhattan as Hydra attack went on and many of Earth's defenders were busy trying to save civilians. Hydra agents were everywhere. It was a dark day for Manhattan and they were armed to the teeth in high tech weapons and not only that they had hired the only Mercenary that would get a kick out of kicking the Avengers' butt, Deadpool. Though Deadpool wasn't only in it for the money, he wanted to get some data from S.H.I.E.L.D to sell on the black market. Getting paid by Hydra was just a bonus. Deadpool in his mind was having fun with the guns Hydra provided. Red Skull had earlier instructed Deadpool to have a little fun and make sure to annihilate the Avengers. Deadpool was a kid at Christmas and did he love Christmas with all the new shiny toys and things that went pew pew. "Of Course I love things that go Pew Pew. That is what this day is all about and having fun with the live targets I get to mess with." Deadpool said waving his gun around and he clarified with the narrator on how this chapter was going to happen.
Spider-Man swung through Manhattan but thankfully people were too scared of the Hydra attack to notice a giant humanoid spider swing through the skyscrapers. Spider-Man was kind of glad that no one noticed him. Mid way thru a swing of his webbing a laser beam fired from a rooftop across the way snap his web. "Oh nooooooo!" screamed Spidey as he panic falling. Spiderman shot off another web strand and grab hold. He slammed against a building cracking some of the glass. As the force of the moment of his falling and grabbing the webbing he turned about to see the last person he wanted to see, Deadpool.
Deadpool took aim again at the Man-Spider. "Someone called an exterminator," said Deadpool while wearing a Clarke uniform in his imagination land of a mind. "Hey don't diss the imagination land." Deadpool shot another round off aiming at Man-Spider with his sniper rifle. Spider-Man swung himself to the side to avoid the laser from the rifle. "Deadpool, err Wade knock it off," yelled Spider-Man as loud as he could. Deadpool raised an eyebrow. This creature knew his name. He wondered how. He stopped for a moment and pulled out some binoculars and could see the Man-Spider was wearing Spider-Man's clothes. "Hey Webs. Trying a new look?"
"Like hell Wade," yelled Spider-Man. "Why the hell are you with Hydra."
"Guns, money, guns, and a whole lot of money. Pick one," said Deadpool.
Spider-Man flipped himself onto the building making him more secure. He then proceeded to crawl up the building wall as fast as he could. "So Spidey on a scale of 1 to dead do you want me to end you." "Let's say zero," replied Spider-man climbing on top of the roof. "Not an option Spidey," said Deadpool pulling out a rocket launcher. He took aim and fired it directly at Spider-Man. Spider-Man's spider senses went off like crazy and he turned his head. All of his eyes caught sight of the rocket head at him. His mind screamed in panic. Spider-Man shot his web at another building and took off from his previous location. The rocket mad contact with the building and the force caused Spider-Man exceled forward through the air. His creaturious scream caught the eyes of many civilians below causing more of a panic.
"Bye bye Spider-Man," said Deadpool smiling that he just squished a giant bug.
Spider-Man crashed into a pile of trash and something else. "Ugh," groaned Spider-Man. All his arms hurt. Spider-Man sat up and slowly opened his eyes. It took a moment for his vision to unblur. "Did someone get the licenses of that rocket?" said Spider-Man to himself. Spider-Man felt something metal under his left claw. He turned his head and saw Loki. He had land right on Loki. Spider-Man growled in anger. "You!" said Spider-Man picking up the trickster. "Change me back!" growled Spider-Man. He held the trickster by the neck while standing up.
Thor found it hard to breathe suddenly. His vision was blurred but he could make out blue and red clothing. Spider-Man he thought to himself. "Spider….."said Thor choking on his air. He could feel Spider-Man grip getting tighter on his throat. "Spider-Man it's me," said Thor trying to use his own hand to keep Spider-Man from chocking the life out of Loki's body. "I'm Thor not my treacherous brother," said Thor. He could feel the grip around his throat. "Thor?" he said letting his anger defuse. Thor coughed trying to breathe again. "Man of Spider I thought my brother Loki had annihilated you. I found your mask flying through the air yesterday," said Thor recovering from the life being choked out of him. Thor coughed again. "Sorry Thor," said Spider-Man. "It's just you're in your brother's body and I thought you were him." "No worries Spider-Man you aren't the first person to think I was my brother though this body doesn't help much." Thor examined Spider-Man in his full Man-Spider beast form. "I am guessing my brother best form of keeping you out of the way as to make you into the monster everyone hears about from the man on the big screen." Spider-Man nodded and then his spider senses were going off like crazy. "We got to move," exclaimed Spider-Man grabbing Thor by the wrist and shooting off his webbing. "Wait what's going on," said Thor being whisked away by Spider-Man. Thor took note that Spider-Man's claws were sharp. "It's Deadpool and he is in a happy hunt and killing spree today." Spider-Man threw Thor on top a rooftop and landed right next to him. "Thor, are you able to call your hammer," asked Spider-Man in a panic. "I've tried Man of Spider but it not use while I am in Loki's body. It won't come to me." "Oh great." said Spider-Man. His spider sense went off again with an upper cut straight from Deadpool right hook connected with Spider-Man's jaw.
"Tech, Tech." said Deadpool wagging his index finger. "Running away and not dying is no way to play," said Deadpool with a bit of a grin. "Also I got some Raid; can't get a spider infestation in the big apple. Especially human size ones." Deadpool whipped out a giant can of Raid spider killer. "Really Wade?" sighed Spider-Man. Spider-Man shot off his electric webbing at Deadpool. Spider-Man's webbing missed Deadpool but his the can. "Bingo," said Spidey causing the electric charge to explode the can causing the gas to go everywhere. "Thor grab my hand err claw," said Spider-man grabbing a hold of Thor's hand. Spider-Man and Thor jumped off the building and ran toward a sewer opening. Spider-Man lifted the manhole lid. "Jump in" said Spider-man to Thor. "Right," said Thor jumping into the underground sewer. Spider-Man quickly climbed in as well and closed the top. He motioned for Thor to keep walking because he knew that the gas explosion would only distract Deadpool for so long.
As the gas cleared Deadpool coughed and looked about. "Aww man they got away. Hmmm….I guess I got to go back to having some fun with everything else. Hmmm let see. Kill giant spider, kill mightiest heroes and steal data. I think I will go pay S.H.I.E.L.D a visit," said Deadpool. "Annoying Fury sounds like a whole lot more fun."
Spider-Man and Thor walked the sewer route. The smell was unbearable and every couple of minutes large explosions caused the ceiling to shake. "This is infuriating," said Thor slamming his fist against the wall. "We are supposed to be protecting the city and not hiding like coward in the sewers." "I know Thor but til we get back to normal we gotta do our best to find your body with Loki in it and get his all back to normal. Being this monster hasn't been much fun either. I have to keep myself from eating the flies and insects buzzing about," replied Spider-Man. The two of the stopped, then laughed for a bit just imagining Spider-Man trying to catch flies and eat them. "We should head to S.H.I.E.L.D. cause I am sure that is where we are to find Loki and get some needed back up," said Spider-man. "Right let's go," replied Thor.