Dakota: Dearest, Darlingest Momsy and Popsicle...
Heather: My dear father...
Both:
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION OVER ROOMING HERE AT SHIZ
Heather:
BUT, OF COURSE, I'LL CARE FOR NESSA...
Dakota:
BUT, OF COURSE, I'LL RISE ABOVE IT...
Both:
FOR I KNOW THAT'S HOW YOU'D WANT ME TO RESPOND
Yes...
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION FOR YOU SEE MY ROOMATE IS...
Dakota:
UNUSUALLY, AND EXCEEDLINGLY PECULIAR AND ALTOGETHER QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE...
Heather: Blonde.
Dakota:
WHAT IS THIS FEELING, SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
Heather:
I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU!
Dakota:
MY PULSE IS RUSHING...
Heather:
MY HEAD IS REELING...
Dakota:
MY FACE IS FLUSHING...
Both:
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
FERVID AS A FLAME,
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
YES...
LOATHING!
UNADULTERATED LOATHING!
Dakota:
FOR YOUR FACE
Heather:
YOUR VOICE
Dakota:
YOUR CLOTHING
Both:
LET'S JUST SAY...
I LOATHE IT ALL!
EVERY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL
MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL
WITH SIMPLE, UTTER LOATHING
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARTION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
IT'S SO PURE, SO STRONG!
THOUGH, I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST,
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST!
AND I WILL BE LOATHING, LOATHING YOU
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
Students:
DEAR GALINDA, YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD!
HOW DO YOU STAND IT, I DON'T THINK I COULD!
SHE'S A TERROR! SHE'S A TARTAR!
WE DON'T MEAN TO SHOW A BIAS,
BUT GALINDA, YOU'RE A MARTAR!
Dakota: Well...
THESE THINGS ARE SENT TO TRY US!
Students:
POOR GALINDA FORCED TO RESIDE
WITH SOMEONE SO DISGUSTICIFIED
WE JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE!
Students: WE SHARE YOU'RE LOATHING, UNALDULTERATED LOATHING...
Both: WHAT IS THIS FEELING SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
Students: FOR HER FACE, HER VOICE, HER CLOTHING...
Both: I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU...
Students: LET'S JUST SAY...
Both: MY PULSE IS RUSHING, MY HEAD IS REELING...
Students: WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Both: OH WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
Students: EVERY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL...
Both: DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
Students: MAKES OUR VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL...
Both: YES...
All: AHHHH!
Students: ...LOATHING!
Both: LOATHING!
Students: ... LOATHING!
Both: THERE'S A STRANGE EXILHARATION
Students: ... LOATHING!
Both: IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
Students: ... SO STRONG!
Both: IT'S SO PURE, IT'S SO STRONG!
Both:
THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST,
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST,
Students: ... LOATHING
Both: AND I WILL BE LOATHING, FOR-FOREVER
Students: LOATHING... LOATHING... LOATHING YOU!
Both: LOATHING, TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU!
Students: ... LOATHING, UNADULTERATED LOATHING!
Both: MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
Heather: Boo!
Heather: Hahahaha!