Hey, this chapter got a bit away with me... I hope you still like it. Naughty Captain Swan at the end, someone else gets naughty before that and we learn why Maleficent needs to drink (poor Mal). And we will learn what name the Hood-Mills family will get after the wedding.
Chapter 5: Girls just wanna have fun
"Swan, I don't think I like you going away to this...place.", Killian complained for the tenth time that night. Emma was just getting ready for Regina's bachelorette party and putting on her strapless black leather dress, his favorite dress, and her black stilettos. "Killian, calm down. We are just going out for a drink. There is not even a strip club in this town." That just earned her a confused look. Sometimes she forgot her boyfriend was from another realm and didn't have knowledge of most things in this world.
"I'll back be before morning. And as Henry is camping in the wood's with Robin, maybe you get lucky tonight and a drunken sheriff stumbles into your bed and ravishes you.", she promised as she gave him a feverish kiss.
"I really hope you're talking about yourself, Swan. The one time I took your father out drinking and he became a bit handsy was really enough for me.", he replyed, still looking concerned as he was holding her in his arms.
Emma just grinned. "Don't worry. As Gold has knocked Belle up, she will be staying sober and making sure we don't push it to far." With that she made her way to the door, her pirate boyfriend still holding her hand and trying from keeping her from leaving. As she grabbed her keys she turned to his hug one last time and asked with a mischievous smile: "You know, baby, is it considered cheating in your realm, if a girl kisses another girl?"
He pulled from her kiss and shot her a confused look. "No, I don't think it is." She took on her coat and winked at her boyfriend as farewell. "Then, I promise I won't cheat on you."
As the bunch of girls laughed at the table, two other women sat in a booth and glanced to them. "I don't think, this is a good idea.", Mulan mumbled, stairing at her glass, turning it slowly in her hand. "Nonsense. Those women are all totally drunk and will most likely not remeber anything in the next morning. What better way to practise hitting on a girl. Now, go over and talk to one of them.", Aurora encouraged her friend.
"This drinks are really delicious. So fruity and tasty...and fruity. And pink.", Tinkerbell giggled, sipping on a pink drink in front of her.
Belle chuckled. "I know it tasts good, but you really shouldn't drink so much of it. And you should not drink it so fast. There is so much alcohol in it, Tink." But the fairy didn't listen to her warning and drank it all up. Maleficent beside her cheered.
"Way to go, girl! Don't let the pregnant fun police over there stop you!", she gave Belle a glare and turned to order more drinks.
"You're really drunk, Mal. How much did you take. You can shoot so much.", Regina asked, who was sitting between Emma, who was joking around with Zelena, and Snow, who was blathering about how cute her children were.
"Well, I was just taking the opport...oppor...the chance to knock my self out. That way I don't have to listen to that wooden man making my daughter scream his name. Every fucking night! And every morning."
That made Emma laugh. "Respect August, I knew he was not just a pretty face!"
Maleficent ignored that comment, as her drinks were being brought and she got back to drinking with Tinkerbell.
"So Regina, this is you're last fun nicht as a free woman.", Emma brooded.
"Not really, Miss Swan, I was already married. And if you take this as standard for fun night, I don't think, I'll miss it."
Emma rolled her eyes. "But this is so much fun! We should really do this more often!" And then she wrapped her arm around Regina and pulled her close.
"And don't call me 'Miss Swan'. I'm Emma! Come on, we have a child together! We should really be on first name bases!" "We are. But, if you notice, I only call you 'Miss Swan' when you annoy me." Emma put on a thoughtful look. "I must annoy you a lot."
Now Regina had to giggle. Emma was surely totally drunk. But as she realized she was in fact giggling, she realized that she was just as drunk.
"And soon you'll be 'Mrs. Regina Hood'.", Snow stated. Regina flinched.
"Actually no. I've talked to Robin and he and Roland will take my name. Roland doesn't have a mother who would want for him to keep his name. But I have a son who has my name. I want him to carry my name and not 'Hood' or 'Nolan' or 'Swan'.", she explained proudly. As Snow was expressing her awe about Regina's thoughtfulness, Zelena mumbled to Emma's ear:
"Or maybe 'Jones'" They both broke out in uncontrolled laughter. Regina, who had heard her sisters comment, just rolled her eyes in annoyance. Obviously, her sister was the number one fan of the pirate and the female sheriff.
"Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here?", Mulan asked a bit shy, approching Maleficent. She just gave Mulan's friend Aurora a look and then got up, making her way to the toilet. "You can sit, I don't care. Just don't bother me, when I get back.", the witch mumbled.
Still unsure, Mulan sat down at the table, not noticed by most of the women. So she decided to nibble on her drink, to help her nerves.
"What are you drinking?", it came from the smiling girl next to her. "My friend Aurora made me drink it. It's called 'appletini'."
"It looks good. And it's green. I really like green. I'm Tinkerbell. But the blue fairy always called me 'green'. But I still like green.", the fairy mumbled before starting to giggle and sliding nearer to Mulan.
"It's nice to meet you, Tinkerbell. I'm Mulan." "Does it taste good?" "I guess so, if you like sweet." Now Tinkerbell sat so near to Mulan that their shoulders brushed.
"I like sweet. I have spend years with pirates and lost boys, but I never...drank with them. Because I prefer sweet.", Tinkerbell explained, her voice getting lower and her eyes darkening. Then she whispered in Mulan's ear: "Do you like sweet?"
Mulan was only able to nod. Was this stunning blonde woman really hitting on her or was she just imagining things? Well, there was a way to find out.
"It is really sweet. Would you like a taste?", she asked more confident.
As the fairy approved with a big smile and looked at the glass, Mulan reached out and pressed her lips to the blonde one's. After a moment Tinkerbell reacted by slipping her tongue in the other woman's mouth and the two of them had a hot make out session.
It got them cat whistles and amused laughes from the other women at the table.
As the kiss ended, Tinkerbell just smirked and held Mulan close. "That was really sweet. I liked that. I'll think I need much more of that."
"Wow, I knew Mulan played for the other team, but I didn't think Tink did. Good for her. And there I always thought she had had lot of action with my hot pirate boyfriend in Neverland.", Emma said and raised her glass.
"Gross.", Regina mumbled. "Regina, woman, who love each other are great and totally normal." "I agree with you, Emma. I meant you not stopping to talk about your boyfriend." Emma laughed.
"Oh, they are so cute together!", Snow squeled with joy. "Talking about cute, I have to call my sweet, adorable, charming husband. Who is just adorable. And sweet." So a really drunk Snow stumbled out to call her husband.
Now Regina turned to Emma again. "And now I see, where you got this from."
Later that night, a little before sunset, Killian woke to the clicking of heels and giggling. Emma was giggling, this was going to be interesting.
"Ahoy there, sailor. There he is my adorable, hot pirate.", she babbled as she came into the bedroom. She threw her jacket and her shoes carelessly across the room and heaved herself on the bed. "Now help me get this leather dress off so I can ravish you. I even took my underwear off on the way." She paused and locked shocked. "Oh no, now the surprise is gone! I wanted to surprise you.", she mumbled as she was trying to pull his pajamas over his head.
"I take it you had a lot of fun, love.", he assumed as he pulled down her zipper. "Oh yes, it was really good.", she said as she was pulling him in a deep kiss.
He pulled away with a stern look. "Do you want explain why I got a picture of you and Zelena kissing on my phone?"
But she just pulled him in again. "Sh, no talking! The only words you are aloud to say tonight are 'God', 'Emma' and 'faster'."
So, that was it. I promise no more naughty in this story...okay, maybe a little bit at the wedding reception.
Next up is my favorite chapter, the one I wrote first. And around it this whole story started. I hope you will enjoy it.
It's called 'Dad' and is about Henry and his struggle to call someone that. And Killian helps him with that.
Stay tuned :-)