Disclaimer: Sadly, I still don't own Ouran High School Host Club. If I did, this would not be just a Fanfic.
Chapter One:
Pain. It was all I felt, even when the shock of the blow overpowered me. I could not escape it. The pain…felt as if it were trying to swallow me whole. That's because it is, you idiot! Kobato Yah-Yah? Is that you? Who else would it be, you moron? God? More like the devil for you, child. I'm not a child. You're just a few centuries older than me…Wait! Go back to the pain is eating me away! It is. That poisonous vapor that thing breathed out got your back pretty well…It's consuming your entire body…oh, and you landed on your ass in some foreign dimension because you didn't tell me where you wanted to go, so—So What! I interrupted. So, Kobato Yah-Yah said testily. We landed in some random dimension…And, since we fell through into this dimension, we'll have to stay here and live here until I find a way to get us home. Hey, uh, Kobato Yah-Yah. Yes? Could you, uh, maybe SAVE MY LIFE! Oh, yeah. You know I was debating on that with myself for quite a while. Just do it! Alright! Alright!
I almost immediately felt relief and alleviation. Getting up, I dusted myself off. Shaking my head, I looked down to see cracked, broken concrete exactly where I landed. I must've had a really hard fall. Kobato Yah-Yah snorted. No kidding. Sighing, I silently told her to hush while I take in my new body. In each dimension I've traveled to, I've always had a different body. I've been to so many that I forgot what my original body looked like….That's not the worst of it…I forgot my family completely. Kobato Yah-Yah said that it was for the best—It is—but, Hello, Kobato Yah-Yah, this is my inner monologue! So dramatic! Sighing, I spotted a fountain nearby and walked over to it. Damn. I look good! Tch!
"Summoning shinki Tsubaki, summoning shinki Tsubasa." Two sapphire stud earrings and a pair silver glasses dropped out of a wormhole. "Explain." I said meekly to them before putting them both on.
"Yes Ma'am!"
"Yes Ma'am!" The two voices of my other, more formal shinki rang out.
"Ass lickers!" Kobato Yah-Yah sneered aloud.
"I thought that you didn't speak aloud. Thought you said it was pointless and petty since we could just use telepathy, hmm?" Kobato Yah-Yah scoffed. I just wanted them to hear it. Kobato, are you jealous? I told you never to drop the suffix, you dunce. Kobato said to me, dodging the question. Ignoring her, I addressed Tsubasa and Tsubaki. "Alright. What's going on?"
"You're in an anime, Ma'am. A style of animation developed in Japan, characterized by stylized colorful art and often adult themes. This anime is called Ouran High School Host club. It's about a young Japanese girl—Fujioka, Haruhi—who is mistaken as a boy on the first day of school, uh, it's better if we just show you…Tsubasa, if you'd please?" Tsubaki, the pair of sapphire studs whispered in my ear. In about 3 ½ minutes Tsubasa streamed all twenty-six episodes of the anime show.
"Hopefully this explains why you're in this form and dressed in that yellow monstrosity." Tsubasa finished.
"Hmmm. Kobato Yah-Yah, boy's uniform please." Oh, so now you're addressing me. Just do it! I told the annoying amethyst ring. There was again a swirling amethyst and silver light and then I found myself in the boy's uniform. I don't think you'll pass as a boy…I looked down at my unusually large chest. Anime side effects. Kobato Yah-Yah, do something. The light again, and then….chest bandages? Not just any chest bandages. As long as you have those on you'll look and feel like a flat-as-a-board-boy. Even if you take off your clothes, no one will notice. You're welcome. Thanks. I think I'll chill for a while. I thought before lying down beside the fountain.
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