DemontaDark Thanks for the review, but I technically gave you 2 in 1 Christmas, cut me some slack I got like 11 stories on Wattpad and one's been running well. I'M A BUSY CHICK! But total thanks for digging the story yo.
PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73 Yet again dude you review and flatter me. The shout outs go to the fans that actually bother to say "hey dude, nice job." Or even click the follow button cause they're liking the words I'm putting down, so thanks you're totally cool.
Please anyone, ya'll got criticism, shit you want more of, or even just wanna say "good chapter" lemme know, flames are fine as long as there's something constructive in them, and compliments are *ALWAYS* appreciated.
Now enjoy:
You are continuingly still Dave Bitchtits Strider and now you're challenge is to be even more flirty than a dude who played the baby bird and ate from your mouth. You now need a plan.
And you've got one cooking up…
I stroll to Bro's room and dig in his box labeled "Sugoi Shit" after I dig through MORE plush rump, felt, satin, and even velvet (for the fancy pluck fuckers) I found Bro's boxes of Japanese stuff. I dug through it and found what I needed. "Sweet…" I smirk I took the small box and saw a small SAW puppet with its camera, "Bro, need this to one-up in the game. Pay ya back later." I then left his room and put the box in my backpack. Cool, I'm set for school. Hope I have the same lunch as the Lalondes. I hear the knock at the door and flash step to open it. "Sup Lalondes 1& 2." I nod to them. Rose just smiles
"Sup, long time no see." Dirk smirks he's in a white tee with a hat and black jeans.
"Good morning David, we're off to school now." Rose then turns, wearing her usual pink and black threads.
"It's Dave Rose, and it's been way too long dude." I smirk back at Dirk and loop my arm in his, "I was just about to wither away had you not come to get me. You woulda come by and I would've been all up on the ground all turned to ashes and dust." I ranted catching Rose's small smile. I winked knowing she'd catch on.
"Aw shit, don't need you withering on me. Here we go." He ducked down and swung my legs under to carry me princess style but I ducked under his crouched legs and kicked his legs out and caught him.
I leant in his ear and chuckled before whispering, "nuh uh bro… I'M the knight… you just get swept off your feet." I put him back up and slapped his ass before flashing next to Rose and talking to her. As we went down the stairs I caught his shades and gave him a little smirk.
3:3 now, maybe even 4:3 me since I slapped him. Yeah… 4:3 me.
Just wait til lunch Dirk.
I aim to win.
We rode in Rose's friend's car. Rose with her in the front and Dirk and I went to the back. It was a pretty sweet green Lotus. She was introduced, Kanaya she seems chill. Hell of a fashionista for sure, she wore some floor-length red skirt with a black and white "blouse" and she called it and a jade green bow around the collar of the shirt that matched the streaks in her black hair. She's pretty hot, but I know Rose is after/with her. She asked me how the dress fit, and Dirk said his went well.
"I am very glad to hear that, I have never been asked to design for men's dresses before but the experience was quite fun, and even a bit… entertaining to the idea." Kanaya said with Jade stained lips.
"Glad you're happy Kanaya, but I doubt I need anymore." I said.
"Aw really, your legs were damn sugoi in that dress. Smooth even." Dirk whispered.
"Mmm, maybe. In private…" I whispered back. His hand rested on my knee, so I put mine over his. He just twisted it and held my hand with his fingers laced between mine. I squeezed his, and oddly… the gesture seemed natural… Even though it was so intimate. I shrugged internally and rubbed my thumb over his hand and he did the same. Which obviously ended with an epic thumb war.
Obviously that needed to happen.
We pulled into the school lot and I got out. I heard a few people murmur about me, "another guy with shades?" and "why is everyone in that group so damn weird?" I heard a few girls sigh and call me cool. I just smirked, I mean look at me… 'course I'm cool.
I look and see some blond dude with purple in his hair come up and talk to Kanaya, "Hey Kan, just wwanted to say thanks for listenin to my request for a more princely costume for the play."
"It is fine Eridan, however, if you ask for another change as garish as pantaloons for your costume on such short notice again. I will cut you in half with a chainsaw…" She threatened. Shit, that's scary even to me. I mean Bro can be intimidating, but Kanaya sounds like a pissed off mom… and they're scary ladies.
"Vvery wwell. I'm sorry for that, but Fef wwas so excited for the Little Mermaid play and she wwanted everythin perfect… Especially since Sol refused to be the prince and I got it." He sighed
"Please Eridan, I do understand but you need to tell Feferi how you feel."
"I fuckin knoww that Kan… but with Sol back together with Aradia… she's just depressed… and I'm not wwhat she wwants." The guy seems damn depressed but an all-around good guy.
"If you're too slow she might be stolen by a douche though. Give her flowers or something dude. Make her notice you." I say
"Wwhat?" He asked
"Yes Dave, what was that?" Rose smiled questioningly
"I'm just saying that when you act too considerate of the other person, someone might jump in and grab that rebound cookie off the pan while it's hot. Be selfish enough to grab it yourself. Sounds like she was too slow to grab this 'Sol' guy, you want the same to happen to you?" I shrug remembering my own experience. "Just sayin…it sucks seeing the person you want not even know how you feel and getting taken away."
"That… is very good advice Dave. I'm impressed."Kanaya smiled at me for the first time. Rose nodded and Dirk… was just looking at the floor.
"Yeah… thanks…wwhoevver you are." Eridan smiled "I'm goin for it! Wwhere can I get flowwers?" He asked Rose.
"Go to the planting club, Jade must have something other than pumpkins growing in there." Rose smiled, he ran off with a wave to us. I gave a "good luck thumbs up" to him and turned to Rose.
"Jade? Jade goes here too?" I asked
"She's going to be a foreign exchange student for the rest of this year." Rose smiled, "If only J-"
"He's not." I said quickly. "Where's the office, I gotta get my time table for this place."
"I'll take you." Dirk said.
"Cool." I nod, he seemed kinda quieter after the Eridan guy was there. "You okay dude?"
"Yeah… just thinking that was a damn sweet speech you made there. I thought Rose was a therapist, but you're pretty good with words too." He smirked but it didn't look like a happy smirk. If that makes sense.
Nah, makes perfect sense…
"I guess. I just figured that he needed some motivation, even if he's shot down at least he'll know…"
"Hmm. It just struck… close to home I guess. He sits with me and his whole group at lunch, so you better join in."
"Sure thing man." I nod and go in the office, I turn in the doorway. "You waiting here for me?"
"Sure, I'll help you find your class I guess. Alternia High is confusing…" He gave me a half smile and turned around to wait.
I went to the lady with her nameplate saying Ms. Paint and lightly knocked on the desk. "Hey I'm the new kid here and I need to grab my schedule" I explained
"Let me print that for you dear, help yourself to any candy while you wait." I glanced down and she had black licorice… Scottie dogs? Random but whatever. She hands me the paper and I walk out to show Dirk.
"We have Japanese, Gym and History together…" Dirk smirked I guess Bro signed me up for Japanese again… Gog damn I'm already fluent I just don't use it… "Well let's get to Japanese." He turned around and I followed. I saw I had the usual history, math, science and English and oh… sweet Bro signed me in photography too. Wish I brought my camera.
"Hey man, hurry up or I'll have to leave you." Dirk smirked
"Pfft, I'm always right on time. I'm a gog damn Knight of Time." I nod
"And what am I Prince of?" Dirk asked
"… not sure yet. Bet it'll come to me." I say
"Cool."