A.N- Welcome to chapter 41 everyone. Nothing new to say, so I thought I would share some Doctor Who fun facts with everyone before I started the chapter.

1. Did you know that John Barrowman and Alex Kingston asked for their own spin-off show a couple years ago - that would have been cool!

2. Did you know Captain Jack was supposed to be in The Doctor's Army in A Good Man Goes to War but John Barrowman was too busy filming Torchwood?

3. Did you notice in The Snowmen that the little boy's name is Digby and in The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe the boy talks about his Uncle Digby?

4. Did you know the Jack's name was originally supposed to be Jax but they changed it last minute?

That's all for today folks, keep reading, reviewing...oh! and check out the short story I wrote, it needs more views:)

"Fucccccckkkkkkkkkk." Scarlet moaned. She looked around, no one was there and no one was coming, They must have figured they didn't need guarding due to the lack of sonic weapons. Wow, they had really caught her off guard.

"Oi, you know the Doctor doesn't like when you swear," Clara snapped.

"Yeah, well the Doctor is not here, you could swear too if you want."

"Me, swear? I mean, when I'm angry..."

"Oh come on, the only thing I've heard you say is bloody hell and I don't even think that counts because it's all lame and British."

"Instead of swearing, I would rather talk." Clara had Scarlet's attention. They hadn't had a good talk since the couple's cruise.

"What about?"

"The cruise," Clara let out. She had wanted to talk about it lately, but she felt nervous.

"I told you about it already, we went through a time shift-"

"No, before that."

"You mean the kiss?"

"Yeah."

"Well," Scarlet started to get nervous too. Saving the world she could do, but talking to people who she couldn't read, no. "What do you want to know about it?" There was a pause.

"What did it mean?" Clara finally asked.

"So you liked it, huh?"

"I mean you're a good kisser, you must have a lot of practice from Jack..." Scarlet burst out laughing. She would rolling on the floor if she wasn't tied to a pole.

"Clara, Clara, Clara." She paused to contain her laughter. "Oh, I'm sorry. Jack... is thousands of years old, I'm still in my teens. That would pedophilia to the EXTREME. Jack and I have never touched lips, he's like that friend that flirts with you all the time and turns around and is making out with a man."

"So you've never kissed Jack?"

"No, actually, I've never kissed anyone but you."

"That was your first kiss?"

"Yes! You saw me as Emily, no one ever touched her lips... except my mom." There was a long pause. They were both waiting for each other to say something. When Scarlet realized the topic was discontinued, she went back to her previous state.

"Fucccccckkkkkkkkkk." She moaned out, her hands struggling with the chains wrapped dozens of times around them. "Come on."

"What?"

"Say it, it relieves stress."

"The F-bomb?"

"Yes, Fuck, say it, just let it out."

"I don't want to," Clara whined.

"What if I triple dared you." Scarlet let out an evil smile.

"I guess I have to now." Clara said sarcastically. After that, she let out a small sound that not even someone tied next to her could make out.

"I'm sorry what was that?"

"I said fuck." She said it again, still in a tiny hushed whisper.

"Louder."

"Fuck."

"Louder!"

"Fuck!"

"LOUDER!"

"FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK! Are you happy?" She had said it so loud that it echoed from the metal of wherever they were. As the echo finished, another noise went off. The sound of the TARDIS. Soon it was landed, the Doctor standing with the door open and a face that was mixed with relief and anger.

"Your ears musta been ringing." Clara said with a weak smile on her face.

Soon both girls had been unchained and made it safely back to the TARDIS, the Slitheen wouldn't even have know they were gone. Clara had left to take a shower, while Scarlet sat in a seat in the control room. The Doctor was pacing next to her and talking to her like she was a little kid who had gotten a time out.

"You are getting too noticed, how did they know who you were?" The Doctor seemed angry, but tried to hide it the best he could.

"How should I know. If you're blaming anyone, blame the TARDIS, she set up the whole event!" The Doctor walked up to the console and pet the controls.

"How could she know?"

"Well for starters, she can see the past, present and the future!" The Doctor didn't want to admit it, but Scarlet was right.

"You still need to lay low, don't tell everyone you meet what race you are, and don't sling around your sonic blaster like you are from a different planet!"

Yeah, because I know someone else who did that, and they had to fake their own death. Scarlet was thinking it, but she didn't say it.

"Sexy, did you do this?" The Doctor asked. A message appeared on both monitors. With Scarlet looking at one at The Doctor looking at the other, they both peered over the monitor to give each other a scared face.

It read, Let the PRANK WAR begin. From somewhere down the hall, they both heard Clara scream.

A.N- Yes, everyone loves a good prank war, ha ha. Also, Scarlet and Clara's conversation will continue, they don't get too much time to when they are saving the world... or themselves. Please Review!