From: DemontaDark :
I should f*** hope you dont know what i did three summers ago... Youd need some psychiatric help ya feel me? ehehehe naw man but for reaps this is a great story one of my faves so far :)
Thanks for the continued support DD, that's fucking rad of you and I hope I keep digging this, and as for needing psychiatric help I'm SURE I need it for my other crazy ass shit.
From: Ninistuck :
Ok this is sugoi as hell! I've been fangirling on every chapter and laughing my butt off at the little "one-up-manship" between Dave and Dirk. I feel like you might be close to introducing Jake soon as someone from Dirk's who am I kidding? This whole thing is kawaii as hell and I am totally not gonna stop fangirling for quite a while!
Thanks for following/favorite/reviewing this dude! Love commenters and I hope I can continue to make you fangirl and you are right about Jake, but I do hope I surprise you with what happens. Until then thanks for reading.
ON TO THE SUGOI
You are Dave tied-with-Dirk-a-fucking-gain Strider
And I'm following Dirk onto the field. My face still feels a little warm from Dirk's move but I got this.
I got ALL this…
I give Dirk's ass a slap again and flash past him giving him a smirk over the shoulder, as I get to class I see a girl with fiery red hair in a red hoodie holding a cane and yelling that it was anarchy to not let her shoot the bow. A tall chick with blue and black streaks in her blond hair was just cheering her on.
"Mi-miss Pyrope, I understand that this is unacceptable to you, however; due to your… sight impairment I cannot excuse your using a bow." The teacher was sweating, but with the way she growled I guess he was freaked out.
"Come oooooooon teach, you know Terezi can just smell out the target, and with me lending her some luck she'll probably be the beeeeeeeest." The blue hair girl drawled
"This is completely unjust! I will get my lawyer mom to SUE!" the red head yelled.
"That's Terezi and we call the blue one spider bitch… or Vriska, if you want to get technical." Dirk said next to me.
"So this TZ chick is blind?" I point to her cane.
"Yep" He pops the 'p' and smirks "but-"
"She can see better than us sometimes… she's astute." Aradia poofed out of nowhere even for my ninja skills Bro beat in me.
"Huh" I nod
"Give me that!" Terezi yelled she grabbed the bow and locked an arrow in; she sniffed and let out a cackle. "The bulls-eye's RED!" She let go and…
Holy shit.
She hit the dead center.
"The teacher looks like he's going to faint." Dirk chuckled
"HEHEHEHEHEH!" She cackled again, she turned and sniffed for a bit and walked right to us, "Dirk who's your sweet smelling friend?" Vriska came with her and looked me over before winking. I felt chills on my arms.
"Dirk, I'm scared hold me!" I girly shriek and flash behind him.
"Aw don't be scared of the big bad spider Dave." He coos and turns to one arm hug me.
I hide in his arm and dramatically sigh, "My hero…"
"Oh greeeeeeeeat, another Lalonde-styled douche?" She snorted "Like there weren't enough irons in that fire.
"First off I'm Strider-style douche; this is grade A+ Strider here. Also no need to be jealous Dirk's getting all us sexy blonds." I quip and stand next to Dirk; I nod to the red head who I see is not wearing a hoodie but a dragon hooded cape. "Nice shooting by the way."
"THANKS! You smell good." She grinned
"Cool." I nod and look at the teacher, he grabbed a bow and shot a few himself and hit 3 targets right away. Whoa.
"OKAY! Everyone I ask you come here! I am Horrus Zahhak, and this unit is my favorite. It is an art that is truly like seeing inside your soul. The bow reflects your thoughts and the arrow is your will. Keep them straight and strong and you WILL make your mark." He nodded and gestured to the bows along the rails, "Everyone will have a chance, Aradia, you may even do this exercise." He smiled
"Thank you." She nodded and went up first. She hit it pretty close and smiled. Dirk and I glanced at each other and both grabbed a bow.
"So first one to a bulls-eye-" I start
"gets treated to lunch." Dirk finishes
"Alright then." I nod, we both shoot but mine hits the edge and his right outside the center. "Damn" I whistle, "Next." I grab another and try to slow my heart, time seems to relax and I shoot. He does too and I hit closer but he hit the bulls-eye. I turn and smirk. "Sun was in my eye." I shrugged ironically
"So I guess you buy." He smirks back
"Yeah, damn sun…" I sigh. I spend the period practicing with Dirk, who holds my hand and guides my hips to balance better. Shit he's definitely winning now. As the teacher dismisses us and I know I have math next then lunch.
5:4 Dirk for now, but after lunch it'll be like 413 Dave to 5 Dirk…
I change quickly and Dirk walks me to class, we talked about his rocket board design and apparently the thing in his room is a prototype. I nod and say I'll probably get back to boarding soon.
"Cool. I'll let you know when the board is done." Dirk waves and turns to head to his math class too. "I'll pick you up for lunch after class." He says over his shoulder
"Can't wait" I say back, thing was…
I couldn't.
Math was agonizingly slow, there was a juggalo painted dude and his boyfriend in my class. The little dude was in a wheelchair and had a Mohawk, he was Tavros Nitram and his dad ran the fencing and jousting club with other faculty here. "Yeah my dad… really is courageous to work with them." Tavros murmured.
"Relax Tav-bro, you can too once your surgery is over." Gamzee or 'juggl-bro' as I called him nodded, he's either chill or high… Not sure yet.
"So Tavros what happened man?" I ask
"W-well uh Vriska is kinda… excitable and when my dad took us to try uh… jousting 5 years ago she wanted to roleplay, and excited her horse… It bucked my horse, which fell and landed on me… well my spine…" He shrugged, "B-but had it not happened, I might've never met Gamzee…"
"Yeah, see I had some motherfucking anger issues… still do. But Kar-bro and Tav-bro here are all up and helping me. That's why I'm no longer all in that hospital. The fucking pills help too though." He shrugged, "But I'm all chill and such now, as long as spider bitch stays clear of Tav-bro."
I nod and look at Tavros, "Well, I'll be sure she's not near him too, and you'll be fine soon enough." I smile a little to reassure him.
"Th-thanks Dave, you're pretty cool." He smiles
"Now that this feels jam is over, let's get our sick rhymes on." Gamzee smiles
"Thanks Gamzee." Tavros smiled we spent the class making some sick rhymes back and forth because the teacher Mr. Ampora said he had to get his "glubbing wvork from the office" he hasn't come back…
We did that until the bell rang and I met Dirk, I decided to act on my plan, "Hey, how bout we make a pit stop to my locker?" I kept the secret weapon in there.
"sure" He nodded