From: PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73
Amazing as usual. :)
Karkat is so cute when he's jealous! When Aradia with deep philosophical s***. I loved this chapter and sorry for the late review.
Dude, never be sorry for a review late, early, on time (whenever that fucking is) I think its totally rad when peeps all up and drop me a word or 7 on what they think.
From: PJTHGTBBTFANATIC73
Joyous times reading this! I was extremely happy with Tavros and Gamzee together! Just each one of their characters is perfect and great fun to imagine! 2uper exciited for the next chapter too. What with the iironic 2urpriise and shiiz.
The surprise is a coming in THIS chapter: Ohhhh snaps may now be dropped… and now pick them back up, I aint cleaning that shit up. There are ships all around for this writing and at the end of this story, I think I'll do a liiiittle contest. Keep on reading though dude, Please. It's sugoi as hell of you.
From: DemontaDark
Im pretty rad i know ;)
Curiuos about this secret weapon now .
Dude you are so rad. You don't even know how crazy it is… The secret weapon is now being revealed!
On to this Mobius double reach around of a story:
This is Dave Douche-muffin Strider
And I'm putting my shit away so freaking slow, letting the hallways clear before pulling out my secret weapon.
Pocky
That's right bitches, those addictive little cookie sticks dipped in chocolate.
"Dude, is that pocky?" Dirk smiled
"Yup. You like them?" I smirk
"Who wouldn't?" He shrugs; I nod in agreement and open the package.
"Let's play a game then." I quote Bro's movie
"Okay?" Dirk cocks his head
"Know the pocky game?" I see his brows raise and surprise actually go across his face for a second before it's wiped clean.
"Aw shit, you mean we're doing cookie chicken? I'm game" Dirk smirks He grabs one stick and puts it in his mouth, "c'mere." He mumbles
"Game on." I smirk back, I lean in and bite the chocolate end and take a bite, he bites too and we're taking little bird bites, dragging this out. I, being impatient as hell bite closer. HE does the same, but his glasses flash red for a second so I lightly blow on his face; he gets surprised and bites back. I pull back with what's left and eat it. I swallow and smirk, "I win"
"2 out of 3." Dirk smirks and puts one in my mouth for me, I just nod. He leans in and bites the end, this time we're faster and as we get closer I feel him slow down. Guess I win this roun-
Oh fuck!
He licked my lip! I pull back and he grins, "We're tied 'lil man'" He quotes Bro.
"We're the same height, final round." I push the stick in my mouth and give him a 'c'mere' beckon with my finger.
"Alright." He shrugs and bites on his end, he's looking at me, I know he is. I see his glasses shine red again for a second, he and I both move closer. I can feel his breath on my cheeks but I keep going, Dirk does too and I feel his lips touching mine really lightly. Like a feather has more presence… his eyes flash a bit behind his shades but I can't make out the color. I keep looking at him before we both back up at the same time.
"Tie" I shrug, my face feels warm again. 6:6 now…
"Yeah" He nods, "Let's get lunch. You're buying anyway." He smirks
"Fine, but if there's no AJ I am doing an acrobatic pirouette off the handle." I sigh
"They've got AJ." He smiles and grabs my empty hand, leading me toward the noisy food room. I stash the pocky in my pocket and walk on. We get in line and we grab our food, he gets AJ to drink and after I pay he leads me to the soda machine. "Need my orange soda fix." He explains, then he puts his AJ on my tray and led me to a table with all those crazy kids and even a few others crowded around that Eridan guy and some pinkish goggle wearing chick with crazy long black hair. Tanned to hell, blinged up and giggling.
"Noooooooo waaaaaaaay that Eridan manned up enough to ask Feferi out." Vriska drawled, "that's like, impoooooooosible." I hear Dirk mumble a "Thank gog" under his breath.
"Wwell actually Davve encouraged me…" He smiled, "and I'm glubbing glad he did." Eridan saw Dirk and I and waved, "She said yes to tryin to be more than friends! We have a date!"
"Hiiii there! I'm Feferi Dave! Eridan brought the most beautiful buoy-quet!" She waved
"So Dave's a good shipper then? Purrfect!" Some cat hat wearing girl grinned, "I'm Nepeta!" She squealed, "And this is Equius!" She showed some sweaty guy just like our teacher nod at me. Seems shy…
"So Feferi, Nepeta, Equius." I point
"Purr-fect!" Nepeta smiled
"Nepeta, maybe Dave should help with your relationship page in the paper." Rose smiled before eating her school made pasta like she was in France. Kanaya sat next to her sketching and eating some small sandwiches.
"Nah, I'm sure that was a onetime piece." I smirked, "Anymore and I'm fucking Dr. Phil." I glance around but I see she's not here, "Where's Jade?" I ask while biting into my burger, I look at Rose as she pulls out her phone.
"She is currently tackling a large pumpkin, and will not be attending our luncheon." She relayed
"So what did Strider here say to you anyways Eridan?" Karkat grumbled before biting into a candy red apple.
"Yeah, I wanna know!" Terezi cackled
"Yeah, lay down this miraculous advice for us motherfucker" Gamzee smiled at Eridan
"Wwell…" And he went on to tell them while I just ate while staring at Dirk I hear someone click their tongue and I see Karkat glaring at me.
"Got a problem Karkat?" I ask not caringly
"Take your own advice." He then looks pointedly at Dirk who's talking to his sis.
"Don't know what you mean, why do you take some too and get TZ up on you for a date." I smirk and he turns red
"Fuck off fuckass." He snarls before leaving
"Whaaaaaaaat's wrong with Karkat noooooooow?" Vriska drawled
"I shall see. Vriska do stay the ever hell away." Kanaya looked at me and then rose up and trailed after Karkat, Rose followed her.
"Karkat flipth thit over everything Dave, relaxth." Sollux shrugged
"Kay" I nod and go back to my Aj, I look at the other and nudge Dirk, "Try it dude, way better than that shit." I smirk
"I got it for you, don't re-gift it to me, so tacky." He shook his head smiling
"Dude, I'm trying to share the mouth version of a birthday and Christmas party with you." I gesture to the AJ and smirk, "try it."
"That sounded more like sloppy makeouts" He chuckled in my ear
"That's mouth valentine's day man, get your shit straight." I smirk
"Touché, but I'm a orange flavor guy." He nods to his drink and smiles, "unless we trade for a sip."
"Okay, let's do it." I grab his bottle and sip the bright orange soda, it taste sweet and the bubbles are cool and all but there's no tang. I hand it back and quirk my brow, "your turn." He nods and takes a sip, his face doesn't change but when he puts it down and his tongue flicks over his lips I can tell he liked it. "Yup, that's the nectar of god's man."
"Not bad, but I still dig my soda." He hands me the AJ and holds my hand with it, "but mouth holidays sound fun with you around." He smirks
"Soooooooo Dirk, how's life since you moved?" Vriska asked
"Fine." He sighed looking at her
"I oooooooonly ask since you were soooooooo boring until Dave showed up." She smirked
The bell rand and I stood to look at Vriska, "What can I say, I'm damn charming" I shrug, "And now I need my Prince after my heart here to show me my next class." I stand and hold out my hand for him.
He gives me a small but grateful smile and takes my hand. "This way, sir knight..." He leads me out and once we're at my locker again he stops my hand for a second before I can open it, "thanks" He smiles
"I figured you're shit's private." I shrug
"Thanks… but, honestly tell me; are you curious?" He asked
"About why you moved? Or the picture in your room? Sure. But that aint my shit to dig into, you want to tell me, I'm all ears. But there's no pressure." I smile at him and point to my backpack, "Now lead the way to my English… class." I notice a twitch in his lips downward as I said "English". "You okay?"
"Yeah" He responds quickly
"Dirk dude, I can handle whatever you dish out." I smile a little and decide to kiss his cheek. "If you can handle me back that is." I say seductively.
"I'm sure I can handle… but I was gonna ask you to come over. Rose has poetry club, so just us." He explained.
"Sure." I nod.
The score is 7:7 since lunch and I feel by the time we're at his place it's going to get even more… ironic.